101 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, Fratelli said: A short drive to see if i could drive safely? fucking hell that's the defining moment there That's what I do after a night on the lash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 This is actually Prince Andrew levels of cringe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Covering all his bases. Fucking weasel c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Visit to Barnard Castle explained! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Lying sniveling little shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Went for a drive to see if I was alright to drive. Just happened to be to a beauty spot 30 miles away. Nae bother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) Wonder if this fairytale matches his wife's blog from the time ? Fuxake, there's nowt wrong with his memory though. Edited May 25, 2020 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 He can remember every single detail to the letter, but the hospital he went to was 5, maybe 4, maybe 3, maybe 2 miles away something like that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 My wife wished me a happy easter from a distance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 It's like a 10 year old has written this shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty_j Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Oh this is going well ha ha ha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I drove the car for around 30 minutes to see if I was fit enough to drive the journey back to London - this is embarassing and all very much "the dog ate my homework, honest miss" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Now he needs the toilet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I believe him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snobot Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I was just cleaning it and it went off in my hand officer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Part of me was actually hoping that he’d come up with some Machiavellian twist of unpredicted brilliance, but no, he’s just a snivelling little c**t. What a disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Turn left Dom fur fux saxe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Private Matter! Bingo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 What a world we live in where Prince Andrew saying he can't sweat because of a war might not be the worst excuse we've heard this year. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: Wonder if this fairytale matches his wife's blog from the time ? Totally contradicts it if I remember correctly. (Maybe your post was sarcastic.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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