peasy23 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 cuck patter should probably be left to 4chan and reddit tbf, it's thread derailing shite. Agree with the earlier post about a firm and fast apology; I mean I'm not media savvy (outside trying my best to create funny stuff using Frinkiac sometimes or trying to select the best possible reaction image to a post, ha), but if you talk about the temptation to travel for family reasons being overwhelming and that it was a moment of weakness that won't be repeated etc. etc. then that's surely more relatable than fucking doubling down and saying you don't give a shit how it looks while being recorded on camera?It was the cheek of the c**t yesterday to be telling the press guys outside his home to make sure they were 2m apart, when it was obvious for weeks that Johnson, Cummings etc had obviously failed to do that very thing when they all ended up infected.Shapps going full Ben Swain has been priceless, but the fact is he shouldn't be there. All the senior members of government keeping themselves well out the way of any difficult questions, and leaving it to the little people to take the flak.It would be hard to write something like The Thick of It these days, you really couldn't make this stuff up. It is an existential crisis for Johnson though, he is fucked if he keeps Cummings, and fucked if he sacks him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiftyswifty swifty Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 23:42, Gaz said: For anyone not keeping track, I've compiled a short list of things that will happen to Cummings: 1) Absolutely nothing at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, swiftyswifty swifty said: Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. Unless this is the distraction. Sunday Times has a big story on how the Government fucked up badly in the early days of the virus and how thousands died unnecessarily. Edited May 24, 2020 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, swiftyswifty swifty said: Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. Maybe this is the distraction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. [emoji848]From tomorrow the Express is serialising a new book about Princess Margaret's favourite ashtrays - will that do ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, O'Kelly Isley III said: 9 minutes ago, swiftyswifty swifty said: Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. From tomorrow the Express is serialising a new book about Princess Margaret's favourite ashtrays - will that do ? Has she not been pan breed for about 20 years? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, swiftyswifty swifty said: Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. It would need a good sales pitch from his handler to any potential suicide bomber just now. Do you still get the virgins and stuff if you blow yourself up in an empty building? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Peston and Knuessberg should come out and say that until Cummings quits they won't say exactly what CCHQ tells them to. That'll show them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 We know the line the Tories are taking on the incidents. Interviewers should just be asking if this is humiliating for them, what it makes them feel like to do this in public 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Has she not been pan breed for about 20 years?Absolutely, but that's a prerequisite for Express readers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said: 13 minutes ago, swiftyswifty swifty said: Odds on a distraction story emerging within the next 24 hours. Those pesky terrorists have been affa quiet of late. From tomorrow the Express is serialising a new book about Princess Margaret's favourite ashtrays - will that do ? She was always my favourite, didn't give a fùck and didn't pretend otherwise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She was always my favourite, didn't give a fùck and didn't pretend otherwise. She gave a fick about her Civil List allowances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She was always my favourite, didn't give a fùck and didn't pretend otherwise. ‘Favourite parasites’ thread for this pish. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Bold Rover said: She gave a fick about her Civil List allowances. Just now, Granny Danger said: ‘Favourite parasites’ thread for this pish. Harsh, but fair. She got the Queen's share of the looks as well, until the fags and drink took their toll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: We know the line the Tories are taking on the incidents. Interviewers should just be asking if this is humiliating for them, what it makes them feel like to do this in public It's not really humiliating compared to Windrush, defending austerity, Libya etc though is it? It's a guy driving to Durham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Hang on, maybe we're being a bit hasty about poor Dominic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Harsh, but fair. She got the Queen's share of the looks as well, until the fags and drink took their toll. Rumoured to have owed £7 million to the bookies when she croaked. Top lady. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Dom gone shortly according to Preston 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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