Popular Post Herman Hessian Posted April 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2020 23 minutes ago, alta-pete said: See these cnuts who keep getting interviewed from their hooses and project their intellectual capacity by way of their book collections? I’ve found the current winner - Tony Blair’s Chief of Staff for 10 years (I won’t count all the books) but I challenge PnB to find more. not sure that's quite as impressive a collection as it appears at first glance..??? 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, HooseLee said: Taking a chance with a woman is standard practice for guys in fife. You'll probably be immune now. In Fife herd immunity is literal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said: Does dying in office grant you a state funeral? I don't know the answer to this, but, let's say it does. How would that work with social distancing very much in place, and gatherings at all other funerals banned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said: Does dying in office grant you a state funeral? It will be absolutely fucking glorious to see these Union Jack suited royalist c***s being interviewed through their letterboxes in floods of tears bemoaning not being able to camp out on The Mall for 3 days to see his coffin for 10 seconds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Just now, Todd_is_God said: I don't know the answer to this, but, let's say it does. How would that work with social distancing very much in place, and gatherings at all other funerals banned? Do it viking style and fire a flaming arrow into his box from 100 yards. If probably quite like something like that for mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: not sure that's quite as impressive a collection as it appears at first glance..??? That’s a Labour Government for you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: I don't know the answer to this, but, let's say it does. How would that work with social distancing very much in place, and gatherings at all other funerals banned? Bung him in a fridge until it all blows over. If Prince Philip times things right we could have two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Lots of disparaging comments about The Kingdom on this thread. Mods should be clamping down imo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I'll leave the debate over Johnsons' current predicament, and political debate to the rest of you guys . I'm just here for the milfy nurse pics . Keep them coming lads , thanks . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: I don't know the answer to this, but, let's say it does. How would that work with social distancing very much in place, and gatherings at all other funerals banned? surely they'd just put his ashes in a sprinkler thing on that thames zip-line and whizz it across the river so his mortal remains were scattered 'midst the flotsam, jetsam, shite and filth of the city he served so nobly as mayor - only need one person there to give it a good shove - could maybe raffle it off as a prize with the proceeds going to a 'tattoos for nurses' fund ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: I'll leave the debate over Johnsons' current predicament, and political debate to the rest of you guys . I'm just here for the milfy nurse pics . Keep them coming lads , thanks . 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, 'WellDel said: I'll leave the debate over Johnsons' current predicament, and political debate to the rest of you guys . I'm just here for the milfy nurse pics . Keep them coming lads , thanks . Soz chief. Emptied my load earlier in Boris’s interest. You’d be as well off to your bed til tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: surely they'd just put his ashes in a sprinkler thing on that thames zip-line and whizz it across the river so his mortal remains were scattered 'midst the flotsam, jetsam, shite and filth of the city he served so nobly as mayor - only need one person there to give it a good shove - could maybe raffle it off as a prize with the proceeds going to a 'tattoos for nurses' fund ??? They should scatter them from that London Garden Bridge he spunked £50m on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 There's a fair few chubby chasers on here. If you got the UK's Covid death rate graph and turned it upside down it would probably be an exact representation of the quality of nurse pics being posted since the beginning of the thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 They should scatter them from that London Garden Bridge he spunked £50m onThey could if it actually existed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: 8 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said: They should scatter them from that London Garden Bridge he spunked £50m on They could if it actually existed... They could mix his ashes into the tarmac for the Heathrow extension and he can carry out his promise to lie in front of the steamrollers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: There's a fair few chubby chasers on here. If you got the UK's Covid death rate graph and turned it upside down it would probably be an exact representation of the quality of nurse pics being posted since the beginning of the thread. You're protesting too much. I bet you'd let her take your temperature "that other way". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1000 pages in record time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: You're protesting too much. I bet you'd let her take your temperature "that other way". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 There's a fair few chubby chasers on here.Guilty as charged M'Lud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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