Fife Saint Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Ironically, she looks like you’d get a disease off her.I'd take my chances tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Fife Saint said: 7 minutes ago, The OP said: Ironically, she looks like you’d get a disease off her. I'd take my chances tbf. Taking a chance with a woman is standard practice for guys in fife. You'll probably be immune now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, HooseLee said: If he passes away tonight and I get my letter tomorrow, will mine be worth more money than yours if I try and sell it? If he was to pass away before midnight mine would be worth more! *Disclaimer, I don’t want anyone to die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, HooseLee said: I think that was ian Duncan Smith's policy. If it was Johnson's, it would be have his name on it like those bikes etc. Thers no way he wouldn't be takking the credit for it It’s the policy of every single Tory MP who has supported it, and those in leadership positions who do nothing to change it deserve most blame. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 55 minutes ago, philpy said: 1 hour ago, eindhovendee said: You just trying to tell us all you've got a girlfriend? He met her at IKEA when he was on holiday in Strathclyde. Is that like a flatpack version of a blow up doll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 #ClapForBoris is trending on Twitter. Hasn't he got enough on his plate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: I'll not lie, I have fingers crossed that IDS dies He will at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) This bufoon chat is up there with bojo and Boris btw. Get it in the fucking bin. A bufoon is a cuddly, comedy character whose clumsiness you forgive from good feeling. Boris Johnston is an utter c**t. No two ways about it. Personally and politically, has no redeeming features whatsoever. Edited April 6, 2020 by madwullie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: I've put my Game of Thrones books. my 40 year old Lord of the Rings and Jamie Carragher's autobiography out on display, should the need arise. I can't tell if you're trying to flex here but it's 10x times funnier a post if you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: #ClapForBoris is trending on Twitter. Hasn't he got enough on his plate? I bet when he's at the vinegar strokes he bellows something like "EJACULUS!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Indeed!! She could give me a bed bath anytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, madwullie said: This bufoon chat is up there with bojo and Boris btw. Get it in the fucking bin. A bufoon is a cuddly, comedy character whose clumsiness you forgive from good feeling. Boris Johnston is an utter c**t. No two ways about it. Personally and politically, has no redeeming features whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 That comment is extremely distasteful to put it politely. Johnson is fighting for his life. Show some compassion for him and his family.What, like his dad who'd still be down the pub if he could? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 hours ago, dirty dingus said: Geldof will be doing his dinger trying to catch Covid 19 to get an invite, Chris Martin already booked his look at me spot. Is it meant to look like a gun being pointed?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) The Helen Lovejoy-ing on this thread is quite fucking mental. Two weeks ago, I'm sure the majority of us posters on here would probably have described him as everything from a complete c**t to a sociopath. Him being ill doesn't suddenly revert him to being a harmless buffoon. I've spent years working with people on the absolute bones of their arses thanks to the Conservative Party's war of austerity on the poor. He's a well documented racist, thug, and a chancer. Someone posted earlier "What if it was Tommy Robinson?". Well besides having my fingers firmly crossed that does actually happen, Johnson is basically a version of TR that went to a posh school. I can only hope he vigorously shook hands with IDS at some point recently. It's not as if folk are actually going to wildly celebrate if he snuffs it, the vast majority of us just won't give a single, solitary f**k. Edited April 7, 2020 by Day of the Lords 56 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Bishop Briggs said: That comment is extremely distasteful to put it politely. Johnson is fighting for his life. Show some compassion for him and his family. He was boasting about shaking hands with CV sufferers onthe 3rd of March and his father was telling everyone that he was going to the pub on St Patrick's Day. They have clearly felt they were above this thing and not treating as seriously as they should have sending out a message to a lot of brain dead fans who are probably also straining the NHS after following their example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 All these nurses have reminded me of a Mitchell & Webb sketch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Does dying in office grant you a state funeral? The griefmongers will be utterly fucking unbearable if he dies. Folk are already climbing over each other to show the most support for him. The man is an arsehole whom over the last three decades (at least) has shown absolutely no regard for anyone other than himself. He truly believes that he is above everyone and everything, to the point of even ignoring health and safety advice for a deadly virus that could well cost him his life. Nobody is untouchable and you reap what you sow. His and his government's delayed/ignorant response to this crisis has undoubtedly cost thousands of lives, why is his any more important? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Bishop Briggs said: That comment is extremely distasteful to put it politely. Johnson is fighting for his life. Show some compassion for him and his family. The families of the 10s of 1000s who have died due to the austerity measures implementied by the Tories in the last 10 years would need a freshly peeled onion in order to shed a tear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Indeed!! She could give me a bed bath anytime. I don't think she would be able to get in the bath with you. Unless you have a bath big enough for two fat bassas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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