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[HooseLee]

1 minute ago, Marshmallo said:

Been some couple of days for philpy. Completely fabricating a story about phoning the police on his neighbours for attention, complete with utter bollocks follow up conversation, and now literally squealing THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

He is nothing but an eton egotistical clown but not so what of he dies?   I suppose we are all different when it comes to these things.  

[alta-pete]

#nursestosaveBoris

 

[cyderspaceman]

1 minute ago, bennett said:

I would be but I'm not running the country. He looked absolutely terrified. 

 

 

He might be saddled with the responsibility of trying to control this shitshow.

[HooseLee]

1 minute ago, Gaz said:

Answer the question please. You claimed that Johnson has never done anyone any intentional harm. Do you believe that?

But enough to deserve death?  I remember that call that was recorded when he threatened to get someone a doing.   He deserves the death penalty? 

[Shandon Par]

As my granny would say, “hell mend the c**t”.

[yoda]

"Operation Last Gasp"

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"Herd immunity"

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"Shaking hands continuously"

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[Sergeant Wilson]

If you could just sign this order for a 50% pay rise for civil servants...

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 minute ago, HooseLee said:

But enough to deserve death?  I remember that call that was recorded when he threatened to get someone a doing.   He deserves the death penalty? 

 

[Gaz]

1 minute ago, HooseLee said:

But enough to deserve death?  I remember that call that was recorded when he threatened to get someone a doing.   He deserves the death penalty? 

It's a fairly simple question. Do you believe that Johnson has never done anything to intentionally harm anyone, yes or no?

[Gordon EF]

1 minute ago, HooseLee said:

But enough to deserve death?  I remember that call that was recorded when he threatened to get someone a doing.   He deserves the death penalty? 

No death penalty in this country m8.

[HooseLee]

1 minute ago, alta-pete said:

#nursestosaveBoris

 

Is that the nurses treating folk?  I have a very dry throat and I'm coughing like f**k.  What number do I phone?   

[The OP]

I have been trying to muster all of my empathy and I’ve come up with this - it would be better if this was happening to Trump. 

[yoda]

Just to appease the Helen Lovejoy posters (most of whom I'm only encountering for the first time due to this thread), I don't want him dead. I hope he pulls through. But he looks like a total fucking clown given his approach to this whole situation. 

[Turkmenbashi]

Maybe, I'm being unrealistically optimistic here but if an immigrant NHS nurse helps save his life, maybe he will become a better person afterwards. 

[Mark Connolly]

1 minute ago, yoda said:

"Operation Last Gasp"

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"Herd immunity"

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"Shaking hands continuously"

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hOw cud yOu? He has a chILd oN teH waaY!

[welshbairn]

2 minutes ago, HooseLee said:

 He deserves the death penalty? 

Bit harsh mate.

[cyderspaceman]

2 minutes ago, HooseLee said:

But enough to deserve death?  I remember that call that was recorded when he threatened to get someone a doing.   He deserves the death penalty? 

He volunteered to die in a ditch. Remember?

[Forest_Fifer]

Can I just check, am I allowed to laugh if Tommy Robinson gets this?

It's mandatory

[HooseLee]

1 minute ago, Gaz said:

It's a fairly simple question. Do you believe that Johnson has never done anything to intentionally harm anyone, yes or no?

I think he has. But has he done you any direct harm?  Does he know you personally?  Have you done anyone any harm?  If yes, so what if you catch it and die?  

[Savage Henry]

5 minutes ago, HooseLee said:

Is that the nurses treating folk?  I have a very dry throat and I'm coughing like f**k.  What number do I phone?   

First one has stupid glasses.  No dice.