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I hope that people realise that we are going to have to endure a number of shite films about COVID-19 in the coming years.
Unlike many ‘disaster’ film plots where we have no idea what happened, most of us will have lived through this and realise what pish they’re going to be.


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5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:
Keep it down please I am just going for a wee snooze

Snooze complete and I dont mind admitting I had a very nice time.

Reach kitchen cupboards? 

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1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

I hope that people realise that we are going to have to endure a number of shite films about COVID-19 in the coming years.

Unlike many ‘disaster’ film plots where we have no idea what happened, all of us will have lived through this and realise what pish they’re going to be.

Contagion.

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6 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Contagion.

Some c**t should have forced Boris and his buds to watch that 6 weeks ago. 

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5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
8 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said:

That’s going to properly fukc their Fifa rankings.

Doubt it. Remember we watched an entire club die and loads of folk including the SFA pretend like it didnt happen.

Does UEFA need a strong San Marino?

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21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

He looks like shite btw. First PM in yonks to croak in office?

Hope not, he deserves getting his arse kicked up and down every TV and radio studio. 

 

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31 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

Out for a walk, guy jogging along a street empty other than me crosses the road then runs past me about 2 foot away. I'm taking a 6 foot breaker's bar with me next time.

 

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First time I've actually been slightly spooked in a shop since this all kicked off. I'd walked down to Rutherglen (I know, bad move...) as there were a few things we hadn't been able to source more locally. One of the chemists on the main street was complete bedlam...they weren't limiting the amount of folk in it at all. One aisle was completely blocked by three middle-aged wifies having a right good catch-up, another was blocked by a massive and clearly mentally ill woman who appeared to be conducting a heated argument with the washing powder, and while I was debating if I had it in me to actually join the queue another old dear came breenging right through it right up to the till to ask if they had a certain brand of hanky in stock.

I decided I didn't need anything that badly. Nobody does.

 

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15 minutes ago, Hillonearth said:

First time I've actually been slightly spooked in a shop since this all kicked off. I'd walked down to Rutherglen (I know, bad move...) as there were a few things we hadn't been able to source more locally. One of the chemists on the main street was complete bedlam...they weren't limiting the amount of folk in it at all. One aisle was completely blocked by three middle-aged wifies having a right good catch-up, another was blocked by a massive and clearly mentally ill woman who appeared to be conducting a heated argument with the washing powder, and while I was debating if I had it in me to actually join the queue another old dear came breenging right through it right up to the till to ask if they had a certain brand of hanky in stock.

I decided I didn't need anything that badly. Nobody does.

 

Our chemist has a max of 2 in the shop at a time, if you're waiting for a script you have to go back outside. Thank f**k.

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