DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Any decent April Fools around today? Must be ripe for some belters this year.Look in the mirror . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Calm the f**k down, comedians can't earn a living due to the lockdown, have some sympathy. Apart from Janey Godley obviously. I thought you said comedians? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 missed a fucking trick there - should've done it properly and gone for fully-interactive trials on TV with viewer voting for the verdict - great entertainment for all concerned during lockdown; they could bring the death sentence back for the duration to give the whole thing a bit more heft...Death penalty for couples shopping together IMHO . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said: missed a fucking trick there - should've done it properly and gone for fully-interactive trials on TV with viewer voting for the verdict - great entertainment for all concerned during lockdown; they could bring the death sentence back for the duration to give the whole thing a bit more heft... Death penalty for couples shopping together IMHO . . . Have you offed @pozbaird? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I thought you said comedians? That's what see tells HMRC, she's not kidding me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 2 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Any decent April Fools around today? Must be ripe for some belters this year. Look in the mirror . . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Have you offed [mention=11339]pozbaird[/mention]? [emoji848]Naw - that's a job for [mention=11624]craigkillie[/mention] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Best thing about this Jerry Cole poster is not the boring, contrarian Brendan O'Neill cut and pastes or the links to dodgy anti vaxxer sites, but the (must reply to everything) 'I know you are, but what am I' patter when someone has a pop. Exactly what this thread needs imo. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is it on your leg? How did you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Best thing about this Jerry Cole poster is not the boring, contrarian Brendan O'Neill cut and pastes or the links to dodgy anti vaxxer sites, but the (must reply to everything) 'I know you are, but what am I' patter when someone has a pop. Exactly what this thread needs imo. @Jeremiah Cole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Two days in a row now cases have dropped worldwide, good sign I hope: gravely disappointed in the majority of forecasts that have been made over the last couple of weeks or so - that looks f**k all like a sombrero - much more like a wizards's hat (leave it) or klan hood... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 15 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: Are you sure it's a tick bite? Is there a red ring forming around it? Not every tick carries borellia but it is easily treated with antibiotics if caught early. Doctors in the UK don't seem (or didn't seem) to be aware of its seriousness. My test was considered negative in the UK . The UK folk dismissed the 'faint' positive because I'd had it before. It then got worse and was positive in France where I was treated. I think so. Was out running with the dog one day in the fields and hills (romantic image isn't it?). It's a bloody/pussy dot with redness around it and some big swelling all round it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I think so. Was out running with the dog one day in the fields and hills (romantic image isn't it?). It's a bloody/pussy dot with redness around it and some big swelling all round it too. I remember watching a documentary about this ex solider running about in the forest with some dogs and he took a heavy fall. Guy just took his pocket knife fixed a small gash on his arm and sorted on the spot. You should watch it for tips for the next time your out with your dog in the fields. I think it's called First Blood. Edited April 1, 2020 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: 2 hours ago, woolf said: Keep an eye on it,take paracetamol and drink gallons of water (worked for me and my Mrs),if it gets worse don’t hesitate to call 111.Try stay calm and don’t watch too much of the news. Best of luck Cheers min, it does get a bit freaky when the wheezing is at its peak but it only seems to be affecting one lung weirdly so no real panic. Mainlining Lemsip Honey & Lemon & taking Paracetamol so will hopefully subside quickly. Hot drinks with lots of honey and lemon work better than lemsip, you can even add a wee bit of whisky if you want. 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Targeted at fat b*****ds who like to sit on their couch and eat junk food. You getting them too mate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I remember watching a documentary about this ex solider running about in the forest with some dogs and he took a heavy fall. Guy just took his pocket knife fixed a small gash on his arm and sorted on the spot. You should watch it for tips for the next time your out with your dog in the fields. I think it's called First Blood. Funnily enough, my plan is to investigate the area with a knife later. Will happily live stream the home surgery. I think there may be stuff living in the leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 https://email.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/T/v40000017135bc6dd8c21b2b163e8081a5/0b0b96ddd51c48a00000021ef3a0bccf/0b0b96dd-d51c-48a0-9cdf-d5735104c484?__dU__=v0oQlZ2XmHtXiWefx_zBr6oSDOdDEyJMNBt1aaocywPHw=&__F__=v0fUYvjHMDjRPMSh3tviDHXIoXcPxvDgUUCCPvXMWoX_0JoZLAZABQF2mUwkccxHzcLleyq22Oi1ysX6_OBvJgWDXdMyMbS_mI80X3qPjUIqMrgp-BEWEFuaf2tuaat2o6ycwlNQeWuzxZFKiL6ahwfSj4HUMikEWdW6Jw2TMY344v0hLT9xZkcwGo2pVJqr-INL7r2rjaB_ZEbHZlrnqExYY3c0Y6Rjs-y5gq04yqXWpAVTccweycboEJH3lB8RQIlcYMx4_Q3YYCOSZihpQNkkhyoZY9emc504ludiqbA5ghFLdSd7n_WIzFEQ7OSVoeNC3eqcZOvm4egDDkKmXB4kRarYuOBa4NQfwGGYyz0Uo70nhY2UU_fmZmoJqDC2Y3fBTiDGGRxdry-nXERnaFjZfu11rD1W-XJxWS1AvOWSNl7PgIpJX9KsPv3QiiySU9Tdwaayo5z0wgX9olGydRnjIDcvazpTbuasaUlaZ7IAeymXMKu6mHaR1sDpEI24RX0ia788wA8_UhCmo5FZ3bWKRHXriobnTu Cheery read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Up 563, time to buckle up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 11 hours ago, jagfox99 said: If I owned a property on this street, it would be on Rightmove within half an hour of this monstrosity. Just horrific. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 47 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 2 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: missed a fucking trick there - should've done it properly and gone for fully-interactive trials on TV with viewer voting for the verdict - great entertainment for all concerned during lockdown; they could bring the death sentence back for the duration to give the whole thing a bit more heft... Death penalty for couples shopping together IMHO . . . Can this be expanded outside the lockdown period? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.