Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 The Internet summed up- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1. Hot nurses 2. SARS. 3. Ebola (nice name for a lassie these days, btw) 4. Coronavirus 5. Spanish Flu. 6. Spanish Flea. 7. The Plague. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 LustSlothEnvyGluttony PrideAngerGreed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 17 hours ago, GordonS said: Some of that 65,000 are going to die. If you want a better understanding of the numbers, don't just look at the number of deaths divided by the number of speculated cases. Look at the number of deaths compared to the number who have recovered. It's not pretty. I don't believe only 135 people have recovered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Me and my Mrs will venture outdoors for the first time in 2 week later today,thankfully both having made a full recovery. Can’t get my head round some bampots thinking this is nothing but the flu and the whole planet is over reacting. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 In typical Aussie fashion the bottle-o (aka bottle shop) is deemed an essential service. Stores have introduced voluntary maximum limits on how much grog you can buy to stop the panic merchants. Two categories in any one purchase. WA has stricter limits though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Allowing the sale of alcohol will encourage millions of people to stay at home so I can see why it’s an essential service in Australia tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Marshmallo said: I can only speak for myself but it's been largely positive. The quote function can scupper your plans, but it's a joy to see a vastly reduced number of posts from the 8MileBUs, BigmouthStrikesAgains or SweeperDees of this world. I can only concur, although those guys aren't on my ignore list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Apparently she was a bit of a goer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Wid, wid not, Zuul from Ghostbusters, 4 pints Aye, right! 6 hours ago, Lurkst said: Thanks for the reminder that Fiona Fullerton was in Angel's... 5 hours ago, Fullerene said: She has a nice voice Is this a whoosh? That wasn't Nursey that did the voicever. 4 hours ago, jagfox99 said: The RAF should be called in to strafe this mob. Old trumpet, Brenda, from Emmerdale was in Angels and scrubbed up not too bad in her day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: 8 hours ago, Henrik's tongue said: Wid. And we're only into week 2 of the lockdown... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: The Internet summed up- I don't care whether or not that's dangerous. It's causing me grave offence and must be stopped. Just as Cliff Richard must have been gutted when it stopped raining at Wimbledon that year, there are people - such as that woman - who will be gutted when this is over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Aye, right! Is this a whoosh? That wasn't Nursey that did the voice Correct. It was this: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Too many cars still appearing at Tayport for dog walkers to access tentsmuir at the village end. The forestry commission having shut down car access at the usual end. Now if these halfwits which will mainly be driving over from Dundee cant walk their muts at home I hope the polis start picking them up.It is also no coincidence that the mess of used hankies and unpicked dog shite not associated with locals is rocketing. I can safely say this as the access park is the worst I have ever seen it.Dirty fucking p***ks. No other words. Actually could it be that anyone found driving with a dog in their car is committing an offence under the current guidelines? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Correct. It was this: Indeed it was, she played Lady Whiteadder in the same series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Samuel L Jackson working in a shop now? He did in Die Hard With a Vengeance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Happy April Fools Day from President Trump. ”I know South Korea better than anyone” ”The population of Seoul is 38 million” ” We’re doing more tests than anyone” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Indeed it was, she played Lady Whiteadder in the same series. And Infanta Maria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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throbber Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: He did in Die Hard With a Vengeance. Definitely the best Die Hard film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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