Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Welcome to @Shandon Par world. I can only presume you mean my sense of smell and taste, as mentioned many moons ago (that they'd gone missing after a slight knock to the head). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I can only presume you mean my sense of smell and taste, as mentioned many moons ago (that they'd gone missing after a slight knock to the head). ^^^Had the taste punched out his mouth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Absolute scenes and massive humiliation for Bairnardo if I get that test and come back negative [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 If you're mobile and not high risk you should be doing your own shopping and leaving delivery to those who need it. Apologies if this is not the case.Totally agree mate. But why has the online system not been able to age verify as an example to stop p***ks booking every slot. I also cannot get my head around why the click and collect is not expanding quicker. Surely the safest form of shopping ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: By my calculations, this thread is currently outstripping the speed of the BRALT in the first couple of months. Maybe GD could confirm? BRALT took 64 days to hit the 600 page mark. This thread has just done it in 63. Big thanks to Madonna, Lady Gaga, Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift and Paige Spiranac. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Britney Spears has got Trotsky- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, craigkillie said: You can hardly leave the kids alone at home or in the car park. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 If div set up some sort of commission like youtube the ICTChris the OP would be minted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, superbigal said: 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: If you're mobile and not high risk you should be doing your own shopping and leaving delivery to those who need it. Apologies if this is not the case. Totally agree mate. But why has the online system not been able to age verify as an example to stop p***ks booking every slot. I also cannot get my head around why the click and collect is not expanding quicker. Surely the safest form of shopping ? Click and Collect is swamped as well apparently. As you say the supermarkets have done nothing to ration deliveries to those who need it, happy to see the profits roll in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You still get wee beer bottle shops opening and closing on a regular basis. Last proper one I remember was Oddbins on Union Street. I prefer the rarified air of Majestic Wine or the delis dotted along Byres Road. ‘Off Licences’. Pffft. An upside of this coronavirus malarky is that I am well stocked up on some new and interesting reds from Chile and Washington State. With the big packs of Tennents and Budweiser flying off the shelves, I took the opportunity to purchase some varied four-packs of craft lager and IPA. Feet up in front of Tipping Point, ice cold IPA and a packet of cheesy wotsits. This coronavirus malarky is OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Totally agree mate. But why has the online system not been able to age verify as an example to stop p***ks booking every slot. I also cannot get my head around why the click and collect is not expanding quicker. Surely the safest form of shopping ?First bit I agree about.Second bit regarding click n collect we are struggling like f**k staff wise and have brought in more people who arent trained yet. We will probably expand again.However the general public are still assholes.Dont come into the store for just a meal deal and a paper and head back home. Make yourself a sandwich in house m save some pennies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 27 minutes ago, craigkillie said: You can hardly leave the kids alone at home or in the car park. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, throbber said: Double ooooffffttt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 That government advice about 2 metres social distancing..................................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Click and Collect is swamped as well apparently. As you say the supermarkets have done nothing to ration deliveries to those who need it, happy to see the profits roll in. Unsure if being serious again regarding rationing deliveries. We keep some deliveries back and are cleared by 8am .Having to put barriers up etc to stop humans being c***s.We are meant to be on lockdown... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: If you have had it you can go back to work. I understand that in all likelihood you won't be able to get this twice in a very short space of time, but I'm not sure that's been confirmed yet, has it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 [mention=74006]Inanimate Carbon Rod[/mention] you guys any closer to getting the PPE you need?Nope lol madness mate. Folk dropping like flies across the 999 services. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 56 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Todays health update.... Most symptoms subsiding although did wake up with a pretty sore head. Sense of smell and taste still almost totally away. This is becoming a serious cause for concern. Made worse by Falkirk Council's refuse collection debacle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) Good to note that both Sky and BBC now have reporters in position at the gates of Balmoral. Presumably they are regarded as essential key workers, who have to be stationed at these gates, in the unlikely event of someone coming out to update them on Chucky's condition. Meanwhile the nation awaits, simply agog at this exciting/devastating news. Edited March 25, 2020 by ICTJohnboy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Caught the tail end of a bit on 5 Live this morning where an ‘expert’ guest was suggesting the 80% wage subsidy is not universal but would only be available for employees who would otherwise have been made redundant. That wasn’t my interpretation nor do I think it is the wider interpretation of employers. Is this why so many companies have kept open, as they believed the 80% subsidy was for every worker? That would be ridiculous if an employer believed that was the case. It's to allow companies to close / reduce the number of staff actively working and retain staff by not having to pay their salaries out of their own cash reserves, whilst ensuring the employee has a job to come back to once restrictions are lifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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