jock_the_squak Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said: She must have a fanny like a washed wallet. I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Tell me more about this "new virus" which has been infecting people for thousands of years?It's almost as if he didnt read the third article which debunked him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, jock_the_squak said: I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace" "Fanny like a Vandalised bus seat" is another of my favourites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 ABBA is bloody horrible. In many ways, far far worse than Coronavirus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woke up with a dose of the violent Earthas at 2.30am. Started sweating like sjc in a Japanese school and thought this is it. Have taken 3 Imodium. Currently on the sofa with a quilt. Will report back later. Is the quilt below you or around you? Might be better for the sofa if the former. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said: I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace" Was she a grate ride? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Style by Taylor Swift is a synth pop sensation. Not to mention it is rumoured to be about the top biy Harry Styles. Harry Styles cover of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel is an absolute treat, his band are excellent and he nails it. Played it live on Howard Stern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Covid 19 - bad. London Underground - a joke, get that fcuking sorted if you’re telling me to stay at home, Boris you Tory w**k. Abba’s ‘Voulez Vous’ - great. Abba’s ‘Eagle’ - great. That’s about all I have in my locker today. Not great, need a good pre-season in me. You're not supposed to be in the golf club! Jeeezo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: That song, and indeed that video, is precisely the peak of Girls Aloud. Topped only by the rarely seen/heard cover of Teenage Dirtbag. A lot better than I thought it would be. I've occasionally wondered what changes the covid19 era will have on our long term behaviours. When this video started, and some of the girls were leaning on each other, bizarrely the first thought that came into my head was that they shouldn't all be standing so close to one another. The next thought was wid, wid, wid, wid, wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is the quilt below you or around you? Might be better for the sofa if the former. Under and over, Roger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 But a much higher R0? If they don't have to handle it like Ebola, or Y Pestis, then they can treat it in more "normal" surroundings without wearing full hazmat suits etc, which given the r0 of covid 19 is probably necessary or we'd end up unable to treat people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Kirstie Allsop now on the c**t list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 34 minutes ago, well fan for life said: I'd make it a sackable offence to not know the difference between reply & reply all. Those that reply all to tell someone they have used reply all are worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Kirstie Allsop now on the c**t list Now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 If the government(s) could stop using ‘should’ in their advice and declarations, that would be great. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Those that reply all to tell someone they have used reply all are worse These idiots broke Outlook in my work a few years ago when about 30 folk replied to all to tell folk not to reply to all on a distribution list of about 16,000 people. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Is that the title of a song or a cheery farewell? Both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just seen a FB post from an Air B&B host greeting about losing money "because of the devolved administration". You outright own a property worth £250,000. Sit the f**k down. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Caught the tail end of a bit on 5 Live this morning where an ‘expert’ guest was suggesting the 80% wage subsidy is not universal but would only be available for employees who would otherwise have been made redundant. That wasn’t my interpretation nor do I think it is the wider interpretation of employers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Was she a grate ride?She was not but he didn’t have the hearth to tell her. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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