well fan for life Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Even if we are flattening the covid curve, the rise in bell-ends from our office using the reply all function unnecessarily will result in a huge number of deaths once lockdown is over. I'd make it a sackable offence to not know the difference between reply & reply all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: That was last year, she is 17 year old celeb now. Daily Sport will be coming in with a reduced offer. Take it or leave it Greta, No can do once you hit the big 18. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I find her music to be utterly diabolical and her to be quite odd looking. Despite being an obvious wid, she is ludicrously overrated on this. ETA. Come at me (and my man Dons_1988) She must have a fanny like a washed wallet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 My own disease ridden existence update. Sure that I'm passed the worst of it, however I have f**k all energy and the sweating has returned although nowhere near as dramatically as before. Also quite dehydrated despite drinking loads. Didn't realise that GAGA had done so many tunes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, LGF said: The 250000 volunteers are for applicants in England only so far. I'd look to volunteer as a driver or something if/when it opens for Scottish residents too Oh okay, I defo think it’s something a lot of young and fit guys should look into as there will be no shortage of demand for manual work to help out here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Tell me more about this "new virus" which has been infecting people for thousands of years? I'm beginning to get the impression that Bing isn't a great patron of his local Chinese Restaurant or takeaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Woke up with a dose of the violent Earthas at 2.30am. Started sweating like sjc in a Japanese school and thought this is it. Have taken 3 Imodium. Currently on the sofa with a quilt. Will report back later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, craigkillie said: I'm not sure what your point is here. Clearly non-essential shops like PC World, Argos, Waterstones or whoever should shut down, but if corner shops and supermarkets closed then we'd all run out of food. I'm assuming he's making the point that the politicians who are supposed to be "running the country" in a time of crisis DON'T deem themselves to be "critical" so they've closed down to protect THEMSELVES but at the same time they're EXPECTING the lowest paid in society to go and "do their duty" on the frontline. Could be wrong, but that's what I'd take from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, craigkillie said: I'm not sure what your point is here. Clearly non-essential shops like PC World, Argos, Waterstones or whoever should shut down, but if corner shops and supermarkets closed then we'd all run out of food. That's a fair leap from the paper shop to the supermarkets. So are the newsagents a critical service? The response has been pish everyone non critical should shut down. Building sites, hair salons, car showrooms, newsagents, factories not producing food medicine or other essential needs. The longer this half arsed approach goes on the longer I'm stuck in the house. Edited March 25, 2020 by dirty dingus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Made an online application for the £10k small business grant. There’s a bit in the blurb saying I will need to declare it on my next company tax return. I assume it will be treated as income and, therefore, if we do any better than break-even in the year, it be clawed back in part as Corporation Tax. The government giveth and the government taketh away... ^^^One man Rioja party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Oh okay, I defo think it’s something a lot of young and fit guys should look into as there will be no shortage of demand for manual work to help out here. stick an email into readyscotland@gov.scot They normally deal with spontaneous volunteers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) Covid 19 - bad. London Underground - a joke, get that fcuking sorted if you’re telling me to stay at home, Boris you Tory w**k. Abba’s ‘Voulez Vous’ - great. Abba’s ‘Eagle’ - great. That’s about all I have in my locker today. Not great, need a good pre-season in me. Edited March 25, 2020 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just had the postie at the door, with a fucking parcel from China, pie getting booted in approximately 7 1/2 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woke up with a dose of the violent Earthas at 2.30am. Started sweating like sjc in a Japanese school and thought this is it. Have taken 3 Imodium. Currently on the sofa with a quilt. Will report back later. Let's hope not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I thought I was reading some spoof site there. Covid-19 seems to meet every one of the bullets in the definition. Isnt it because it doesnt have a fatality rate anything like that of any of the other examples given? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Forest_Fifer said: 1 hour ago, The DA said: I thought I was reading some spoof site there. Covid-19 seems to meet every one of the bullets in the definition. Isnt it because it doesnt have a fatality rate anything like that of any of the other examples given? But a much higher R0? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Just had the postie at the door, with a fucking parcel from China, pie getting booted in approximately 7 1/2 hours Rat or bat pie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Cars get a 6 month MOT exemption from March 30th. MOT garage we use shutting after Friday for 2 weeks, so we're doing the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Even if we are flattening the covid curve, the rise in bell-ends from our office using the reply all function unnecessarily will result in a huge number of deaths once lockdown is over. We have similiar. We have 1 guy replies "Noted" to every company email that comes out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, jock_the_squak said: We have similiar. We have 1 guy replies "Noted" to every company email that comes out Noted. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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