jagfox Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: This is from the BBC website: The key word in the final point is “essential” this has not been mentioned by Johnson or elsewhere. I want clarification on walking the dog. My old boy needs out 3 or 4 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Gardeners meant to be coming tomorrow. I will genuinely cry like Nancy Kerrigan if I have to cut the grass myself. Fucking hate gardening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: 51 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Vogue is another classic. superb Guy Pratt bassline. Also bouncy tits and a black Jesus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Snafu said: The Essential list of shops to stay open The Government has tonight outlined which stores can still welcome customers as the country goes into full lockdown to curb the coronavirus pandemic in an unprecedented high street shutdown. Supermarkets Pharmacies Newsagents Pet shops Hardware stores Banks Post Offices Petrol stations No takeaways, this is going to be hard going. I'd even settle for a chippy.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: If it's the same as here, then common sense will apply. You'll need to get the place watertight, all plumbing working, no big holes in floors etc. Painting, papering, non-functional shit can be left til later. You're setting the bar a bit high for Granny D here. Edited March 23, 2020 by Shandon Par 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It came in a foil wrapper. Being easy to wipe down was essential. She does a pish in a bowl in one pic. Good enough for me. I’ll head down to the library first th....dang! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) For those interested the Falkland islands, the Solomon islands and Andaman & Nicobar islands are all still Covid-19 free. Edited March 23, 2020 by Ya Bezzer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Ha! Holland are shite! CbD kIlLZ COronA ViruZzes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 H5N8 Flu outbreak in Germany. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Wonder if my old uncle could go for his daily stroll down to Premier and pick up a paper as normal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Snafu said: The Essential list of shops to stay open The Government has tonight outlined which stores can still welcome customers as the country goes into full lockdown to curb the coronavirus pandemic in an unprecedented high street shutdown. Supermarkets Pharmacies Newsagents Pet shops Hardware stores Banks Post Offices Petrol stations And how is this person meant to get a haircut in all this?????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Any suggestions of songs to start while washing my hands so I know how long 20 seconds is? Happy birthday x2 is useful I’ve heard. Manfred Mann ‘5-4-3-2-1’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Mostly just shopping dropping off, I can't figure out from the new rules if that's allowed or not. It should come under "caring for the vulnerable". I'll be dropping off shopping at my parents a couple of times a week, if I get any snash from the filth then "I'm caring for my vulnerable parents". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Any suggestions of songs to start while washing my hands so I know how long 20 seconds is? Happy birthday x2 is useful I’ve heard. 21 seconds: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You're setting the bar a bit high for Granny D here. I didn't say anything about walls or doors, he can punch f**k out of one of those if he gets aggro, as long as he leaves the floors alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Like a Prayer is an absolute banger, superb Guy Pratt bassline.She also never looked better 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: H5N8 Flu outbreak in Germany. I still prefer Papa Don’t Preach... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 We should have a vote deciding which Madonna song is the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Any suggestions of songs to start while washing my hands so I know how long 20 seconds is? Happy birthday x2 is useful I’ve heard. The first verse of Into The Groove is 18 secs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You're setting the bar a bit high for Granny D here. I hope you have to cut your own grass all summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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