Scotty Tunbridge Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Am I allowed to cut the grass tomorrow if it’s still dry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Do elderly parents count as vulnerable? Try punching them. If they say 'ouch', then yes. If not, try Kryptonite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Gaz said: Yeah, but as I've said before, who defines "essential"? There will be a lot of jumped-up small business owners convinced that their firm is absolutely crucial and won't be telling their staff not to come in. I am a small business owner. We are one third way through work on someone’s house. Am I being jumped up to say it must be finished. I know other contractors who will have roofs off houses, walls half down, etc. It’s not cut and dried. I would be happy to close the doors as soon as it’s practical but would appreciate a clearer position by government. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 @Div advertising algorithms, as ever, on point the night... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Death/Recovery stats in different countries are all over the place. Iceland 51 recovered 1 death France 2,200 recovered 860 deaths UK 135 recovered 335 deaths Italy 7,432 recovered 6,077 deaths Germany 422 recovered 118 deaths Netherlands 2 recovered 213 deaths 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Dear Jessie and Hung Up for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Ha! Caught up. Going to bed. Night. Feck . Another post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Am I allowed to cut the grass tomorrow if it’s still dry?Worst Madonna deep cut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 La Isla Bonita for meSounds like a fair swap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It came in a foil wrapper. Being easy to wipe down was essential. She does a pish in a bowl in one pic. The dug was never the same after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Am I allowed to cut the grass tomorrow if it’s still dry? I would imagine it would double up as your daily outdoor exercise, so no reason why not. Just don’t do it in a group of two or more, don’t get a non-family member in on it, and wash your hands for twenty seconds afterwards. I might wash the windows tomorrow. Decisions, decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Death/Recovery stats in different countries are all over the place. Iceland 51 recovered 1 death France 2,200 recovered 860 deaths UK 135 recovered 335 deaths Italy 7,432 recovered 6,077 deaths Germany 422 recovered 118 deaths Netherlands 2 recovered 213 deaths Ha! Holland are shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Am I allowed to cut the grass tomorrow if it’s still dry?Unfortunately for you, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) Going to start doing cock push-ups every day. By the time we're allowed out again there will be surely be loads of MILFs desperate for a good 20 second burst of sexual pleasure, and I need to be adequately prepared. Edited March 23, 2020 by DA Baracus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Do elderly parents count as vulnerable? Depends on how much they need your help and/or contact. I'd stick to the 2 metres rule, hand washing and surface wiping/gloves. Brutal times. Edited March 23, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 4 hours ago, craigkillie said: People struggle with just how quickly exponential growth gets out of hand. It's like the famous (in maths at least) question about whether you'd like to be given £1m for a whole month, or 1p on the first day of the month, 2p on the second day, 4p on the third and so on, with the amount doubling each day. Most people would take the first option, but in fact the second option would be worth roughly £21.5m in a month with 31 days. It is like the one I posted earlier. If you fold a piece of paper in two it will be twice as thick. If you could do this again and again with the same piece of paper then after 103 times the thickness of the paper is greater than the size of the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I would imagine it would double up as your daily outdoor exercise, so no reason why not. Just don’t do it in a group of two or more, don’t get a non-family member in on it, and wash your hands for twenty seconds afterwards. I might wash the windows tomorrow. Decisions, decisions.Any suggestions of songs to start while washing my hands so I know how long 20 seconds is? Happy birthday x2 is useful I’ve heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Vogue is another classic. Like a Prayer is an absolute banger, superb Guy Pratt bassline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I am a small business owner. We are one third way through work on someone’s house. Am I being jumped up to say it must be finished. I know other contractors who will have roofs off houses, walls half down, etc. It’s not cut and dried. I would be happy to close the doors as soon as it’s practical but would appreciate a clearer position by government. If it's the same as here, then common sense will apply. You'll need to get the place watertight, all plumbing working, no big holes in floors etc. Painting, papering, non-functional shit can be left til later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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