Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Corner shops are the key here lads. Not things like Spar but shops like Keystore, Best One, Alldays etc. This. All those years of popping in for a loaf, pint of milk and a few cans are now paying off for those “under the counter” items which you get handed to you in a brown paper bag. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, BawWatchin said: But will happily throw out £10M worth of perfectly edible food every day cause they're not allowed to give it away. They do give food to food banks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 This. All those years of popping in for a loaf, pint of milk and a few cans are now paying off for those “under the counter” items which you get handed to you in a brown paper bag. Spoiler Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Saw a man load six litres of Smirnoff into his trolley earlier. That’s just commitment to the cause That was me.Dettol unavailable.Hand gel unavailable.Bleach unavailable.Voddy available.........and drinkable too ! Win win....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, Duszek said: Well f**k it, I’ll have a crack: This isn’t racist, but in Madagascar, as soon as you hit puberty the village headman ties you to a... Hold on, will start again: This isn’t racist, but instead of toilets, your average Goan shits in a... Christ. Tougher than it looks. This isn’t racist, but some posts are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Girl at work had a call from work that she has to go in as she doesnt take steroids for her asthma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Corner shops are the key here lads. Not things like Spar but shops like Keystore, Best One, Alldays etc. Premier & Londis as well min. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: It's Wetherspoons. Wetherspoons! https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.gfycat.com%2FInbornGlaringIbis-size_restricted.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgfycat.com%2Finbornglaringibis-partridge-breakdown-meltdown-outburst&tbnid=BQcR8dgXU5SedM&vet=12ahUKEwi6t8j77KvoAhVGO-wKHeujAV0QMygBegUIARDJAQ..i&docid=0SPsyaBn22hH5M&w=480&h=368&q=up yours alan partridge&ved=2ahUKEwi6t8j77KvoAhVGO-wKHeujAV0QMygBegUIARDJAQ Edited March 21, 2020 by Kejan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaa Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: The issue isn't 'wet markets', these are found around the world and are good actually. The issue is the (unregulated and often illegal) introduction of exotic wildlife into some of these markets. you probably think the dog meat festivals good too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaa Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairn Necessities said: Its a bit like 'no offence but' when you're just about to say someone's kid looks like Shrek ok to be ageist though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 in the city of Bergamo, there were 108 more deaths in the first 15 days of March this year compared to 2019 (164 deaths in 2020 vs. 56 deaths in 2019) according to the mayor of the city Giorgio Gori. During this period, 31 deaths were attributed to the coronavirus (less than 30% of the additional deaths this year) "There are significant numbers of people who have died but whose death hasn't been attributed to the coronavirus because they died at home or in a nursing home and so they weren't swabbed," said the mayorFun news (possibly already posted, apologies if so) from Italy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 ok to be ageist thoughIf you don't want to be called a decrepit old dick, don't be a decrepit old dick, simples. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 On the barbers being open theme.I've long since lost my flowing locks (I'm in my avatar)so just pop in for the 2 minute zero shearing.In all my visits over the years to numerous establishments I dont think I've ever been sheared with clean cutters.Should barbers and hairdressers be cleaning and sterilising there kit between punters ? Bought a set of clippers last week. Gave myself first haircut last night. Not too bad, will just shave it every couple of weeks now. £20 from argos, had over ten different guards.Feel sorry for all the lads with preened haircuts, they'll be freaking out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 This. All those years of popping in for a loaf, pint of milk and a few cans are now paying off for those “under the counter” items which you get handed to you in a brown paper bag. Spoiler That's not Asian babes m9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Who else is now chocking on their nat king now we can’t go out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Fun news (possibly already posted, apologies if so) from Italy. I fucking hate Bergamo. Shitey little c**t of a place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 hours ago, oaksoft said: Right in the middle of the worst health crisis the country has seen in 100 years and with the country on the verge of economic collapse, you want the unions to pile in and start asking for massive pay increases? Honestly, what goes through your head when you post stuff like this? I really don't know where to start with this. Do you think it's ok / fine / fair for the poorest paid in society to be the ones bearing the brunt of said crisis, putting their life and their families life on the line for tuppence happeny ? Would you put yourself on the line for 17 grand a year ? but then again, I'd bet you're happy to accept the Government "handout" of up to £35k for doing nothing, you're type always are. You see, people like you rely on the "market forces" argument in order to justify why a CEO should be paid £5 million p/a or an investment banker being paid £2 miilion p/a but when the tables are turned you suddenly don't believe in it ? Surprise sur fuckin prise !! I'm sorry, but it's attitudes like yours makes people like me only the more determined to ensure we get some sort of change in this country and that change is socialist and fair so that EVERYONE in society can be treated fairly as opposed to only the rich and powerful benefiting at the expense of the rest. Typical disgusting Tory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Well, well. Apparently car sales and service IS seen as essential as an “extension of home” so I will be working at least part of the week.I’m happy with that as, early in recovery and prone to depression, this is a positive for me. [emoji106] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: A persistent rumour in Iran claims that drinking alcohol helps protect individuals from contracting the virus. Well that's me convinced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Who else is now chocking on their nat king now we can’t go out?Not yet, but this is the biggest challenge to getting my hole that I've faced as a single man (ugliness and shite patter aside). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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