Fife Saint Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Ah fair dues, yeah, I mistyped it. But its scary, worst case projections have the entire population of the UK, France, Italy and Spain being entirely wiped out, and your still not hit the total amount. I think theyve already slowed the infection down more than they did with the Swine Flu outbreak though.Mostly brown and yellow people though mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Could you not just buy a box of Kleenex instead? I don't think there's much place for logical thinking in a discussion about supermarkets globally running out of bog roll. 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Im trying to get the wife put in. Any tips? ^^^battered again IMO Less than 5 minutes. P&B is returning to it's glory days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 They're at a supermarket to panic buy like the rest of the wallopers out in force at the weekend: they're just seething because they got there last and got f**k all. Like the roasters fighting for the last frozen turkey and two pints of milk on Christmas Eve.Still lives with his parents, who have already hoarded type post IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Mostly brown and yellow people though mate.They were white when this started though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dee Man said: f**k this shit. I'm going out to party and disgrace myself this weekend in case those lockdowns come here and I don't get another opportunity for a while. Didn’t fully understand the announcement at full pelt there but looks like total shut down until the 19th of April then take it from there. No mention of the borders being closed at this stage, but I assume it will be “Essential” travel only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Bill Gates telling us to be prepared. After the Ebola outbreak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: Bill Gates telling us to be prepared. After the Ebola outbreak. Gates trying to shut after virus bolted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Bill Gates telling us to be prepared. After the Ebola outbreak. Windows is full of viruses though.Some boi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Maybe all the toilet roll is being bought by men who fully intend to w**k themselves into oblivion during their 2 week quarantine. Self isolation = self abuse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Think Disney are behind it. Coincidence that Disney+ is rolled out to most other countries next Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Windows is full of viruses though. Some boi Wasn't there a line you typed into windows xp or earlier that returned the phrase 'bill gates is a w****r' or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Ross. said: Didn’t fully understand the announcement at full pelt there but looks like total shut down until the 19th of April then take it from there. No mention of the borders being closed at this stage, but I assume it will be “Essential” travel only. As long as you don't get deported because you're foreign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Quote UK's sewage system in danger of gridlock from toilet paper substitutes. Cue number 12 jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Think Disney are behind it. Coincidence that Disney+ is rolled out to most other countries next Tuesday. Ooooo good point. Walt was an out and out Sevco boy. I used to think that the only red wine that was drinkable was produced by Nazi countries. Australia, Spain, France, Italy, USA, Germany, Austria, Chile, Argentina etc. Maybe the virus is following the same route. Edited March 16, 2020 by charon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 f**k yer toilet rolls. Pew, Pew.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The NHS who wanted to stamp out misinformation last week now caught out giving misinformation. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/16/health-experts-criticise-nhs-advice-to-take-ibuprofen-for-covid-19It's hardly misinformation.It just needs updating, and no doubt it now will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: f**k yer toilet rolls. Pew, Pew.... Siege mentality requires guns I'd have thought. Anyone done the Corona-tion Street one yet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: It's hardly misinformation. It just needs updating, and no doubt it now will be. Looks like misinformation to me.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 We’ve to avoid pubs, restaurants, non-essential channel etc now. I can’t help but feel an official ban on them would’ve been better, given a large % of this country will still go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, charon said: Wasn't there a line you typed into windows xp or earlier that returned the phrase 'bill gates is a w****r' or something? Slightly out with your timeline, but yes - the Easter Egg was found buried deep within the code for C64 Basic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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