Granny Danger Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, virginton said: They're at a supermarket to panic buy like the rest of the wallopers out in force at the weekend: they're just seething because they got there last and got f**k all. Like the roasters fighting for the last frozen turkey and two pints of milk on Christmas Eve. You don’t half post some pish at times. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, virginton said: Yeah because you just so happened to run out of essential supplies on the same weekend as everyone else chose to hoard, erm, essential supplies. I did a normal weekly shop. As I said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, BawWatchin said: We've dealt with far worse than this. Why is the whole world coming to a stop? It's expected to have a similar mortality rate as SARS, which officially was around 9.6%, but unofficially was over 10%. The amount of deaths from Coronavirus already matches the amount of total, official, cases of SARS. It's more contagious, and far more deadly, than Swine Flu, which was estimated to have infected 1.4 billion people. Again, theres a caveat that those figures just official guesses and they usually are lower than reality. Theres a genuine (fag paper math) chance this infects almost 2 billion people worldwide (more than a quarter of the worlds population), and kills 11% of them, just over 200 million. Suspect theyve learned from Swine Flu and this total shutdown approach is how they wouldve responded back then. Either that or theyve played Plauge Inc. and are just copying the AI response on there. Edited March 16, 2020 by RandomGuy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 2 hours ago, boomboomyards said: Anyone else noticed the decrease in PPI and scam phone calls. A bit of a pleasant surprise. The time to claim PPI passed in August. I now get phone calls about the car accident I wasn't in. I usually hand the phone to my 3 year old. Were they driving? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankChickens1 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Can BawWatchingtell us what we've dealt with that worse? He's probably not even aware of SARS, MERs and Swine Flu so presume he's banging on about the war or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Finland in lockdown now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Maybe all the toilet roll is being bought by men who fully intend to w**k themselves into oblivion during their 2 week quarantine. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Were they driving?Been in as many accidents as me tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Update from the Swiss Government expected at 5pm. Rumour Mill suggesting the borders being closed, all bars, restaurants, cafes etc being closed and a severely limited public transport service to be announced. Find out shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: It's expected to have a similar mortality rate as SARS, which officially was around 9.6%, but unofficially was over 10%. The amount of deaths from Coronavirus already matches the amount of total, official, cases of SARS. It's more contagious, and far more deadly, than Swine Flu, which was estimated to have infected 1.4 billion people. Again, theres a caveat that those figures just official guesses and they usually are lower than reality. Theres a genuine (fag paper math) chance this infects almost 2 billion people worldwide (more than a quarter of the worlds population), and kills 11% of them, just over 200 million. Suspect theyve learned from Swine Flu and this total shutdown approach is how they wouldve responded back then. Either that or theyve played Plauge Inc. and are just copying the AI response on there. 11% of 2 billion is 220,000,000? Edit: you fixed it Edited March 16, 2020 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Pope Francis Urges Priests To Refrain From Molesting Children Over Coronavirus Fears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Maybe all the toilet roll is being bought by men who fully intend to w**k themselves into oblivion during their 2 week quarantine. Could you not just buy a box of Kleenex instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: 11% of 2 billion is 220,000,000? What do you think it is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I wish I was making this up, just had a Security Alert through, 2 customer cars broken into in a Store in Yorkshire. " A quantity of toilet rolls and some personal belongings stolen". The fuckers are usually nicking bags of tobacco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, JTS98 said: It's the same as how I like a pint of Guinness. But on March 17th I can never bring myself to order a pint of Guinness because I assume the barman will think I'm the kind of p***k who drinks Guinness on March 17th. Hell is other people... Nah, barman wid look at you and think "it's bennett or one of the other pets". Prod, Unionist and Loyal. Why you'd want to drink it at all........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, RandomGuy. said: What do you think it is? When I started to reply I'm sure your quoted post said 2 million. Unless I misread it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ross. said: Update from the Swiss Government expected at 5pm. Rumour Mill suggesting the borders being closed, all bars, restaurants, cafes etc being closed and a severely limited public transport service to be announced. Find out shortly. f**k this shit. I'm going out to party and disgrace myself this weekend in case those lockdowns come here and I don't get another opportunity for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: When I started to reply I'm sure your quoted post said 2 million. Unless I misread it. Ah fair dues, yeah, I mistyped it. But its scary, worst case projections have the entire population of the UK, France, Italy and Spain being entirely wiped out, and your still not hit the total amount. I think theyve already slowed the infection down more than they did with the Swine Flu outbreak though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 4 hours ago, staggy1929 said: Girlfriend has been put into isolation, not good. Im trying to get the wife put in. Any tips? 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: f**k this shit. I'm going out to party and disgrace myself this weekend ^^^battered again IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigOutYourSoul Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 f**k this shit. I'm going out to party and disgrace myself this weekend in case those lockdowns come here and I don't get another opportunity for a while. You’d be better trying to find a party tonight at this rate. Lockdown is incoming. On the alcohol note, I better go and buy a couple of crates just incase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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