Rovers2017 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 22 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Silly nurse, forgot her gloves. She'll catch the virus now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Getting into Origami come the lockdown I reckon.Howzabout the P&B ‘Football Quilt’ ? I might get in touch with the Hibs bois to see if we can coordinate a 6ft x 6ft panel of Sir David Gray’s injury time Cup Winning Goal in 2016. All of us Hibs fans are dead handy with needles, ken.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Can it all be so simple then? Covid, Rapidly, Annihilates, Everyone, Around, Me CREAM Get the sickness Corona, Corona virus y'all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Silly nurse, forgot her gloves. She'll catch the virus now. She’ll certainly get chaps between her legs dressed like that. Still cold outside. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, mizfit said: Perth High School now shut for three days for a deep clean. Why do they say deep and not just good? Deep just sounds dirty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 28 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Christ imagine going to a hotel to take dirty pics and that's the best you can manage. You don’t like it, move away from the computer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Get me half a dozen pallets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Reporter on BBC news channel saying that a branch of Iceland in Ireland is going to open very early for senior citizens only.(No doubt they’ll then get mugged on the way home). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, SweeperDee said: Oh don’t be sorry at all, I know that’s the case, it’s the diddies believing everything they read online that think the supply chain of bog roll is going to be fucked by China. That's not it though is it? Folk are stockpiling toilet roll incase they get stuck inside for a few weeks. It has f**k all to do with "supply chains from China". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Covid, Rapidly, Annihilates, Everyone, Around, Me CREAM Get the sickness Corona, Corona virus y'all. CRAEAM? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Christ imagine going to a hotel to take dirty pics and that's the best you can manage.For those in self-isolation wishing to self-abuse, my mate recommends a total grot channel called ‘Private Society’ on ygerbil . HTH.[emoji41] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 ASDA CEO emailing saying to stop panic buying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, yoda said: Folk are stockpiling toilet roll in case they get stuck inside 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Reporter on BBC news channel saying that a branch of Iceland in Ireland is going to open very early for senior citizens only.(No doubt they’ll then get mugged on the way home).Tom Hanks on the Tills. ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Announcing at a press conference here in ‘murca that they want to try to put those with Covid in the same facilities....Leper colony anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauzen Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Raidernation said: Announcing at a press conference here in ‘murca that they want to try to put those with Covid in the same facilities.... Leper colony anyone? It's a bit like the plot of Johnny English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Fratelli said: If a worker is symptomatic then they'll need to self isolate and that'll be that. If a worker is symptomatic and tests positive then a number of their colleagues will also need to self isolate and it'll make the staffing crisis even worse. That's the obviously unofficial line I was told after one of the meetings on Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Announcing at a press conference here in ‘murca that they want to try to put those with Covid in the same facilities.... Leper colony anyone? They tried that in the 1970's with that mentalist Jim Jones mad cult in Jonestown, Guyana. Didn't work out too well.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Is Hitler the uks chief scientist? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Covid, Rapidly, Annihilates, Everyone, Around, Me CREAM Get the sickness Corona, Corona virus y'all. Wuhan Clan ain’t nuthin to f**k wit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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