Flybhoy Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, Snafu said: You're just wanting me to start panic buying now, aren't you? So where do I start, what should a rookie panic buyer go for first? Flaming Hot Monster Munch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Distant Doonhamer said: 7% of known cases. Still hellish but the actual mortality must be lower than that. UK mortality of known cases is about 2.5% accepting much lower numbers so far. There are striking differences between countries. For example in UK of 1319 currently infected cases only 2% rated as serious or critical https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/ In Italy 20603 currently infected cases with 8% rated as serious or critical. Even when Italy had similar number of active cases to current UK level (about 2 weeks ago)the % rated as serious or critical was quite a bit higher than the current 2% UK figure (relying on memory plus info from a friend living in Bologna for the 2 week ago figure) No idea what the significance is or if it’s even significant at all. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/ Could it be an age thing? Italians tend to live a bit longer after all - although not as long as folk from Forfar obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: Well we were in Elgin at the time. That explains the private parts itch then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, Snafu said: You're just wanting me to start panic buying now, aren't you? So where do I start, what should a rookie panic buyer go for first? What you worrying about, you’ve already had it apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: Got sent a video today of a Chinese wet market, pretty fucking grim. I wish I switched it off when the dogs were getting blow-torched. I've seen that. Glad the camera panned away just as he took the cat out the cage and lifted the machete. Inhumane b*****ds. The video did leave me wondering what python tastes like though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Got sent a video today of a Chinese wet market, pretty fucking grim. I wish I switched it off when the dogs were getting blow-torched. Doesn't sound very wet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 The Chinese are chain smokers as well thoughYep. Of the 10,000 odd active cases in China at moment 30% are rated as serious or critical.5% death rate in 70,000+ closed cases. Smoking will be a stand-alone risk factor for chronic cardio respiratory diseases which will give increases risk of mortality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Calder Lion Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, The-coo-shed said: Pupil at Dunblane High has it. School shut. A school in Newton Mearns closed as well. The fact is that the parents will take the decision about schools out of the Government's hands and just stop sending their kids to school if they have the means to have someone look after their kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Got sent a video today of a Chinese wet market, pretty fucking grim. I wish I switched it off when the dogs were getting blow-torched. Grimbo really was ahead of his time. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 tbsouth got The Beatles first album 6 months before they were even formed. The quarrymen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I've seen that. Glad the camera panned away just as he took the cat out the cage and lifted the machete. Inhumane b*****ds. The video did leave me wondering what python tastes like though. Grindr bait 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dee Man said: tbsouth got The Beatles first album 6 months before they were even formed. Well, they were all from the Forfar area tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 One of our granddaughters offered to get us a few bits and bobs - she came back with everything on the list - spuds, purple milk, toilet roll, kitchen roll and baby wipes. Got it in a convenience store at a filling station. Went on to Tesco in Cookstown where there was nada, apparently. Where's [mention=17699]G_Man1985[/mention] when you need him?What the f**k is purple milk? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I've seen that. Glad the camera panned away just as he took the cat out the cage and lifted the machete. Inhumane b*****ds. The video did leave me wondering what python tastes like though. The state of the place, blood and hacked up animals everywhere, it looked like a sewer. I cant even imagine the smell. Although I know the cats fate, I'm quite glad I didn't see the thing get decapitated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The video did leave me wondering what python tastes like though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Worktheshaft said: 23 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: One of our granddaughters offered to get us a few bits and bobs - she came back with everything on the list - spuds, purple milk, toilet roll, kitchen roll and baby wipes. Got it in a convenience store at a filling station. Went on to Tesco in Cookstown where there was nada, apparently. Where's [mention=17699]G_Man1985[/mention] when you need him? What the f**k is purple milk? Milk with a purple lid Rather surprised it took 19 minutes.) Edited March 15, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Well, they were all from the Forfar area tbf. Ringo is actually from Kirriemuir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Got sent a video today of a Chinese wet market, pretty fucking grim. I wish I switched it off when the dogs were getting blow-torched. That's an old video and it's in Indonesia -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 44 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: It’s an absolute cert that before this event is over, we’re going to see supermarket delivery trucks being hijacked. Asda van broke down outside my house and been there for two hours now. I haven’t raised it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: tbsouth got The Beatles first album 6 months before they were even formed. The quarrymen Talking of which, when the WuTan officials were looking for a place to put all the bodies, someone suggested they check out the gravel pit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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