Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: You've been through a lot of marriages if that's your 74th FIL. Is it any wonder I am the way I am? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftk Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 One thing the media have skipped over is what will happen to prisoners in jail? If there’s an outbreak what do authorities do and what right to prisoners have? I’d imagine the Gammons will go batshit crazy over that one.Hand them over to the scientists to experiment on. Win win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: You've been through a lot of marriages if that's your 74th FIL. How long would you stay married to the c**t? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I'd go to Syria if I had the chance. No tourists and nobody who leaves ever goes back. Safest place on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I'd rather get coronavirus than read another Weeper Dee post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Father in law (74) just phoned. 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You've been through a lot of marriages if that's your 74th FIL. Raidernation alias found. Both Dons fans strangely enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Marshmallo said: I'd rather get coronavirus than read another Weeper Dee post. I agree. I’d rather you got Coronavirus than read another Weeper Dee post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I agree. I’d rather you got Coronavirus than read another Weeper Dee post. The Merlot is strong in this one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: I'd rather get coronavirus than read another Weeper Dee post. I've greenied this post but @Marshmallo won't see that because he's blocked me to "enhance his forum experience" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 hours ago, 1nickydevlin said: No toilet roll,soap,bleach,tinned goods ,dug food ,baby milk ,loads of fucking pineappleade though. Any Brillo pads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) My St Mirren season ticket is now a smartcard affair. I suppose other clubs are all the same idea these days. If only we still had those old style ST books where we ripped a ticket out at each game. Would be tons of unused tickets left this season, in one fell swoop, solving the toilet paper shortage. We could have arranged a mutually beneficial swap deal with fellow struggling-for-bog-roll P&Bers. I could have swapped with virginton and wiped my arse using unused Morton tickets. He could have had ‘Simple Digital Arena’ smeared all over his nether regions. A win-win situation. If only. Edited March 14, 2020 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Pages and pages of death, just from Bergamo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Tonight I'm testing the effects of MDMA on the possiblity of catching it. Will report back when the results are in. Ohhhh I so hope you find the cure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said: Ohhhh I so hope you find the cure. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Asia - Bad Europe - Good FACTMusic forum for this pish... 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Forest_Fifer said: 1 hour ago, The OP said: Asia - Bad Europe - Good FACT Music forum for this pish... Africa: Best. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Africa: Best. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti Sorry, I meant Africa: Beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Sorry, I meant Africa: Beast. I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become Err, I mean my mate seeks to cure himself of the thing that he's become. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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