Tony Ferrino Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'd like the WHO to tell us when Townshend's book is coming out. Preferably UNICEF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Asia - Bad Europe - Good FACT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peters Wyngarde Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 57 minutes ago, Gaz said: This is what the EIS are saying is a possibility, that we'll limp on until the Easter Holidays and that will be it. A skeleton staff for exams for senior pupils. Peston clearly has a govt approved leak to get the news out before any sort of official announcement this week, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistermark 75 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Where would you rather die? In Graeme Murtys comforting arms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: utter crap - fucking bloke's talking complete balloux 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Stripped back care It's estimated one in 12 people over 80 who catch coronavirus will die, and local authorities will be able to provide a reduced level of care to the elderly in care homes, providing it does not constitute "serious neglect or harm". Since they've banned folk visiting who the f**k will look out for the oldies. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/coronavirus-in-the-uk-police-to-get-powers-to-detain-people-suspected-of-having-covid-19-under-emergency-law/ar-BB11b6e0?ocid=sf&fbclid=IwAR2jDH-cYphmBexUp54hUCv3lSZZp67Yx5VtHmii0KwwaIsEEAt8KlbxIpk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 43 minutes ago, Romeo said: We'll be the judge of that. pics or GTF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 One thing the media have skipped over is what will happen to prisoners in jail? If there’s an outbreak what do authorities do and what right to prisoners have? I’d imagine the Gammons will go batshit crazy over that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'd like the WHO to tell us when Townshend's book is coming out. You'd be better consulting Operation Yewtree or the BEASTwatch thread (RIP). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, jock_the_squak said: Wid not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 42 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. my dads 74 and flying out to turkey tomorrow-ditto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Dee Man said: BEASTwatch thread (RIP). God rest its mucky soul. @welshbairnmentioned putting butter (or something equally as Saviley) on Weetabix the other day. Utter deviant and what would be a well deserved spot at the top table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: One thing the media have skipped over is what will happen to prisoners in jail? If there’s an outbreak what do authorities do and what right to prisoners have? I’d imagine the Gammons will go batshit crazy over that one. isolate in cell.bit of a problem potentially in overcrowded jails where almost everyones already two'd up and also,of course,a lot of guys wont take kindly to being locked up 24/7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, highlandcowden said: isolate in cell.bit of a problem potentially in overcrowded jails where almost everyones already two'd up and also,of course,a lot of guys wont take kindly to being locked up 24/7 Hear the one about the self isolating prisoner? He was in his cell. Not to be sexist. Or her cell. Or their cell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: What was it Gordon Urquhart offered you? A 9-pack of toilet roll, a bottle of hand sanitiser and a box of ibuprofen. Edited March 14, 2020 by Hedgecutter UK vs US English pedantry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: One thing the media have skipped over is what will happen to prisoners in jail? If there’s an outbreak what do authorities do and what right to prisoners have? I’d imagine the Gammons will go batshit crazy over that one. I posted a few days back about whit Iran have done. Released 70,000 I think it was, only kept politicos and ones serving more than 5 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Father in law (74) just phoned. He’s fucked to Ireland and is on the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Father in law (74) just phoned. He’s fucked to Ireland and is on the piss. You've been through a lot of marriages if that's your 74th FIL. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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