Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Mikel arteta has it now. This has to be the worst game of tig ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 25 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Mikel arteta has it now. VAR check? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 The former Director of Public Health in England is on QT, and has just got tore right into the Government's response and planning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, johnnydun said: No Calpol for the bairns anywhere. This country is full of dicks. Tip: When you approach the counter, don't say you want Calpol for "the bairns", they'll think you want enough for several thousand people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Thankfully I got toilet paper on Monday as there was none left today. Panic buying definitely a thing here. I'll probably just pull the two-ply apart. Lasts twice as long that way. That or stream an endless supply of T in the Park videos and avoid going for a shite for three days, all for that authentic Balado experience. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The former Director of Public Health in England is on QT, and has just got tore right into the Government Who hasn't? They are by far the worst government ever and it gives me great pleasure to laugh in the face of any Scot who voted for this shitshow ahead of self government. Defending voting for the Union after this is over will become virtually impossible and I can't wait to hear the shit they come away with. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I'll probably just pull the two-ply apart. Lasts twice as long that way. That or stream an endless supply of T in the Park videos and avoid going for a shite for three days, all for that authentic Balado experience. Dump and Shower Who needs paper When you can Dump and Shower ©Welshbairn Public Information Jingles Inc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I’m just hoping that with the ludicrous amount of alcohol I’ve imbibed over the years I’m sanitized from the inside out (hic) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 51 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: No prizes for guessing who this is. f**k me how did you work that one out? You in the CID? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Question Time is fun. Tory saying we’re doing the right thing, former medical expert guy saying government’s approach is utter bollocks and is seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I'll probably just pull the two-ply apart. Lasts twice as long that way. Time to get more creative, lads. Take a tip from Rabelais. 'I have', answered Gargantua, 'by a long and curious experience found out a means to wipe my bum. The most lordly, the most excellent, the most convenient that was ever seen. I have wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a Montero, with a falconer's lure. But to conclude, I say and maintain that of all the torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.'" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 45 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Mikel arteta has it now. Arsenal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: Figures seem to show that not one single person of the 135k cases has died without having underlying health issues. Not one. WHO reckon your chances of dying from it, under the age of 50, is 0.5%. https://www.itv.com/news/2020-03-11/italy-doctors-coronavirus-covid-19-quarantine-milan-health/ That was the report that concerned me a tad. To be fair though, no mention of young folk actually dying but it doesn’t sound pleasant. Edited March 12, 2020 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Question Time is fun. Tory saying we’re doing the right thing, former medical expert guy saying government’s approach is utter bollocks and is seething. The guy is coming across as a bit of a tinfoil hat type.Far, far too emotional.I fucking despise the tories but I'm not sure their handling of this is poor.(obviously the chronic underfunding and asset stripping of the nhs long term is going to play a part, but apart from that) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing.McCrosby Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: Probably because he spent about 90% of the last month of his life around the disease. Exact same happened with Ebola/SARS etc. Healthcare workers who are around the disease for such a huge, uninterrupted, length of time get absolutely battered by it. Genuine question. How can you get "absolutely battered" by it? Surely you either have it or you dont. Once you have had it and got over it your in the clear? Is that not the case? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 https://www.itv.com/news/2020-03-11/italy-doctors-coronavirus-covid-19-quarantine-milan-health/ That was the report that concerned me a tad. To be fair though, no mention of young folk actually dying but it doesn’t sound pleasant.Yeah that's definitely the scariest thing I've read so far. Cheers for sharing.f**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing.McCrosby Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Also does anyone actually know anyone who actually has the virus? Or even know anyone who suspects they may have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Part of our flights got cancelled today, called BA and they basically said we can put you on earlier plane we’ve no idea if you’ll get there or home. Could face disruption and delays and they’ve no idea what’s going happen. So took full refund option. Only question mark is if Disney will refund our day tickets. Only had couple nights in hotel and car hire and they were cancelled today no charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Mikel arteta has it now. It would be absolutely fucking hilarious if Liverpool were denied the league because of this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Gaz said: It would be absolutely fucking hilarious if Liverpool were denied the league because of this. I don’t think it will transpire, but imagine coronavirus denying Liverpool their first title in thirty years, and stopping nine-in-a-row for Celtic, all in the same season. ’Mon the coronavirus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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