Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 59 minutes ago, throbber said: Clothes peg on each ear. Also one time I got off the school bus and he was cutting open a dead deer on the front lawn. These are less disturbing than your other stories about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesConnelly Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 My wife would totally agree with you on this. She has no interest in football, doesn’t have a clue who he is but fucking hates Brendan Rodgers when she sees him on MOTD.I’ve always thought he’s a wrong ‘un 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Bare-foot over cobbles in a Scottish river. Inexplicably weird and horrible as f***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 39 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Bare-foot over cobbles in a Scottish river. Inexplicably weird and horrible as f***. Especially if there’s some Teuchter washing a dead rabbit upstream. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.Utterly incredible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 The feeling of cloth-like material between my teeth, or seeing people put cloth-like material between their teeth. Just thinking about it gives me The Fear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Big Rider said: My wife would totally agree with you on this. She has no interest in football, doesn’t have a clue who he is but fucking hates Brendan Rodgers when she sees him on MOTD. It’s the lips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 My mate has a thing about mayo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Rizzo said: I don't like wooden ice lolly sticks touching the inside of my mouth in any way. Tend to stop short of actually eating a full ice lolly for this reason. I'll chew the wooden stick until it breaks into a thousand strands. Quite like the taste tbh. Great tooth picks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 This auld basturt in Poltergeist! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, mathematics said: My mate has a thing about mayo. Highly under-rated part of the British Isles tbf. Like Argyll but without the Weegie white settlers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, mathematics said: My mate has a thing about mayo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 7 hours ago, mathematics said: My mate has a thing about mayo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikemountain Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Fingernails on a chalkboard, table legs scraping the floor, midnight noises Just the thought of it made me goose bumps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Why have you posted a picture of Simon Salad-Cream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilMARKnock Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 It makes a noise right? Kind of inside your head?Yep [emoji16], it's like it squeaks in the middle of your brain. The stuff of Satan! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Utterly incredibleIt would appear so, between that and the antics I told about him last year in the parents thread he has gone down a storm on here. I find him weird as f**k myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 People who clatter cutlery against their teeth while eating. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 I have a lot of these. Would be outing myself as an utter weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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