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3 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.

 

What a lovely thing your father did.

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5 minutes ago, throbber said:

One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.

 

If my Dad had been less like my Dad and more like your Dad, my childhood would've been a lot more fun.

 

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10 minutes ago, Futureboy said:

Hair down the back of my neck after being at the barber. It's straight home for a shower by the quickest route available.

Also, wet hair other than my own. 

On two previous occasions I've had one rogue freshly shaved hair make it's way down my body and stab into my ball sack. Would not recommend. 

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One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.
A hare dryer would've done the trick there.
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28 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.

 

Probably the CV clincher for the Kleeneze job tbf.

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14 minutes ago, JamesConnelly said:

A soft yolk egg. Even the look of a runny yolk gives me the boak.

:lol:

Have you ever worked in Dundee? 

We used to torment a boy on site about 10 years ago and sing the 'Spermy egg' song. 

It was basically 'Spider Pig' from the Simpson movie. 

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50 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.

 

So your dad was a psychopath....

 

....it's all beginning to make sense now.

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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Going away back to his Swansea days, Brendan Rodgers.  

There's something "off" about him. 

You can imagine my delight when he ended up in Scotland. 

My wife would totally agree with you on this. She has no interest in football, doesn’t have a clue who he is but fucking hates Brendan Rodgers when she sees him on MOTD.

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