Herman Hessian Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 never too early to find the perfect gift for your other halves; gentlemen - I give you a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina yup - for just £58.00 you can secure this delightfully-crafted candle with a scent which is “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed” so, no fish-sticks and pish then they are also rebranding and repackaging the original product to appeal to a more male-orientated demographic for gifting purposes under the name "smells like Chris Martin's fingers" (well - they should do, IMO, but may not have got round to that just yet...) have any P&B'ers developed a range of high-end toiletries which they have enhanced by impregnation with a chemically-formulated aroma designed to replicate that of a very specific and intimate part of their own body ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 A tub of Crowdie does the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Tenner some guy gets hospitalised melting it then trying to shag it.My money's on DA Baracus! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Tenner some guy gets hospitalised melting it then trying to shag it. My money's on DA Baracus! Baracus is an ideas man, throbber's your man for the practical deviancy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Mankee Candle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 My money's on DA Baracus!How is DA anyway? I hope he’s got along to the Dundee fives to kick Mullarkey for us 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 There's worse. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 On 14/01/2020 at 20:10, NJ2 said: How is DA anyway? I hope he’s got along to the Dundee fives to kick Mullarkey for us Not yet. Give it time though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not yet. Give it time though. He'll be better than you even if he doesn't come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 You forgot your spambot link.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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