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Now that we know who the islanders are we may as well get the best thread on pie and bovril on the go. 

Will Ollie find a nice girl with a grouse moor? 

Will anyone have as big an impact as Queen Maura?

How long until the twin's relationship is ruined by an absolute Adam Collard type #lad who'll get with them both? 

Post all Love Island related chat in this thread. 

 

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Here we fucking go. Keeping an eye out for potential Maura/Adam God tier contestants early doors. 
 

Hopefully not just a bunch of boring Tories. 

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Ollie will be parachuted into a safe Tory seat in Hertfordshire at the 2024 general election. 

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Here we fucking go. Keeping an eye out for potential Maura/Adam God tier contestants early doors. 

 

Hopefully not just a bunch of boring Tories. 

 

This Ollie c**t is so Tory that he could be the final boss for the DWP when confirming their Benefit sanctioning.

 

Odds of 1/9,000 that he’s a massive arsehole.

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Just now, J_Stewart said:

 

This Ollie c**t is so Tory that he could be the final boss for the DWP when confirming their Benefit sanctioning.

 

Odds of 1/9,000 that he’s a massive arsehole.

Was reading earlier he likes trophy hunting, so will be paying out on that early. 

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Maybe I’m getting fussy in my old age....

However I don’t find any of these chicks that good looking.

Sophie is maybe a 7 but the rest are 5’s and 6’s at best.

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The majority of the girls are very decent, but those twins are not attractive. A downgrade in the looks department for whichever gents they end up picking.

Of the initial batch, Mike appears to be the top boy by a considerable distance. Connor and the Tory stinking the place out already.

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5 minutes ago, J_Stewart said:

The majority of the girls are very decent, but those twins are not attractive. A downgrade in the looks department for whichever gents they end up picking.

Of the initial batch, Mike appears to be the top boy by a considerable distance. Connor and the Tory stinking the place out already.

Agree with all of this. The majority of the girls are obviously not 5’s and 6’s, but would be putting the twins at that level. Both butterfaces.

Sophie

Leanne 

Politician 

Paige 

The wee guys girl

 

 

Twins 

imo. 
 

Mike and the scaffolder the only two guys with a bit about them so far. 

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I think Leanne is the most attractive girl there. I agree with the above that the twins are the least attractive, by a distance. 

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Sophie’s accent makes me nauseous. Everyone is extremely common and tacky as always. Siannise is probably the most attractive for me.

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They're not the bonniest lot. Sophie is the best looking for me, by a distance - but her voice is unbearable.

The twins are absolutely hacket.

Enjoyed these two comparisons on Twitter:

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