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Every single card Alfredo Morelos will receive will be because we are racist against the snarling faced wee ned.
Celtic fans jeering him to be doctored to make it sound like the 'White Power' song sung by Seth in American History X,  Gary Ralston and Derek Clark to continue to spin said pish culminating in the wee man getting a red card for spitting on Scott McKenna up at Pittodrie because the Dons defender recited Enoch Powell's 'Rivers of Blood' speech to him as they awaited a corner being taken according to Level 5 PR/Daily Record 
Celtic win the league by a point, the **** lose the plot and claim they would have won the title had the wee tosser not been suspended, Ralston, McKenna and Alex Rae proclaim Celtic's title as 'tainted' and urge the teddy bears to go to the Court for arbitration of sport. 
The Rangers are the moral champions of Scotland. 
^^^ Bigot

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David Turnbull will play one game for Motherwell v bottom 6 opposition and score 12 goals before being bought for £90m by Manchester United. Celtic fans will cry themselves to sleep..

Celtic and Rangers fans will stop moaning about conspiracy theories and accept that decisions during games are legitimate and above reproach. 

Alfrefo Morelros will not get a red card all year. Mainly because in the 2nd half he is playing for Oldham after a transfer fee of £30,000 was accepted by Ibrox board. This single transfer manages to keep Sevco out of administration for one more day. 

The Green brigade have bought up all Olive coloured jackets in the world leading to a massive shortage. They also decide to start highlighting the issues of the day such as Climate Change and as a group are awarded the Nobel Peace prize. 

St Johnstone decide that after giving over 3 stands to the Old Firm and with it being such a success they decide to give over all the seats to the Old Firm bar one for Random Guy. 

Hearts sack Stendel and make 17 more random managerial appointments before the end of the season having sacked each new manager after every loss. 

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1 hour ago, Flybhoy said:

Every single card Alfredo Morelos will receive will be because we are racist against the snarling faced wee ned.

Celtic fans jeering him to be doctored to make it sound like the 'White Power' song sung by Seth in American History X,  Gary Ralston and Derek Clark to continue to spin said pish culminating in the wee man getting a red card for spitting on Scott McKenna up at Pittodrie because the Dons defender recited Enoch Powell's 'Rivers of Blood' speech to him as they awaited a corner being taken according to Level 5 PR/Daily Record 

Celtic win the league by a point, the **** lose the plot and claim they would have won the title had the wee tosser not been suspended, Ralston, McKenna and Alex Rae proclaim Celtic's title as 'tainted' and urge the teddy bears to go to the Court for arbitration of sport. 

The Rangers are the moral champions of Scotland. 

Interesting insight into the fantasies of a Celtic fan, thanks 

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Celtic and Hearts will both launch new kits that feature any (or all) of the following: a special charity logo, a commemorative small logo on the back, just below the collar, commemorating something that no-one gives a fcuk about. A re-designed club crest on the front, specially for next season, commemorating something else that no-one gives a fcuk about. The Celtic one will feature some sort of cross symbol, the Hearts one won’t.

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7 minutes ago, welldaft said:

St Johnstone decide that after giving over 3 stands to the Old Firm and with it being such a success they decide to give over all the seats to the Old Firm bar one for Random Guy. 

Old Firm fans leave halfway through the match, quoting reasons such as "couldnt concentrate on the match due to the constant bile being spouted", and "how can someone be so convinced theres a conspiracy against a Scottish football team" for their actions.

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14 minutes ago, welldaft said:

St Johnstone decide that after giving over 3 stands to the Old Firm and with it being such a success they decide to give over all the seats to the Old Firm bar one for Random Guy. 

Celtic, enraged with St Johnstone’s decision to allocate a seat to a home fan, retaliate by only allowing Random Guy into the return fixture at Parkhead....

 

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The Kincardine will stop drinking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah.

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Celtic and Hearts will both launch new kits that feature any (or all) of the following: a special charity logo, a commemorative small logo on the back, just below the collar, commemorating something that no-one gives a fcuk about. A re-designed club crest on the front, specially for next season, commemorating something else that no-one gives a fcuk about. The Celtic one will feature some sort of cross symbol, the Hearts one won’t.


Technically speaking our normal crest features a St Andrews Cross anyway

Aberdeen: supporters become so jaded with upper mid table respectability that they campaign for their team to receive a 20 point penalty just to make their season interesting.

Celtic: Will lose the league title, everyone will laugh at them. They announce that they’re going to play in England as Scotland is holding them back nobody will believe them.

Hamilton: will somehow stay up prompting the familiar yellow life jacket to be phased out across the world and replaced with a red and white hooped design

Hearts: survival is secured after a lucky far post header at Fir Park. As the take over finally produces supporter ownership surprise candidate Vladimir Romanov narrowly fails to be elected as the new chairman.

Hibernian: The club shop will finally start selling Lego Busses. Hibs fans start slagging off Rangers fans for not having Lego busses

Livingston: adopt a new club badge to better reflect the community they represent. It’s based on the road sign for a roundabout

Kilmarnock: with their new Italian manager the club radically changes direction. Ditches their pies and starts making Pizza Calzone. Ayrshire caterers struggle to adapt

Motherwell: after the success of “Twist and Shout” fans add more Isley Brother tunes unfortunately their beautiful 3 part harmonies on “Summer Breeze” are so mellow that one of their defenders is caught literally sleeping at the back post against Hearts. and the Well society urge supporters to use Ramones tunes instead

Rangers: will limp over the line and the try to sue anybody who doesn’t acknowledge that it’s their fifty whateverth, everyone will laugh at them. They announce that they’re going to play in England as they’ve “outgrown Scotland”

Ross County: will finish bottom but hope nobody noticed

Saint Johnstone: having already given the old firm three stands the club decides to take the logical next step and maximise revenue further by moving home games against Celtic and Rangers to Glasgow

Saint Mirren: will have another quiet year as he was martyred 1400 years ago

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1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

Hibernian: The club shop will finally start selling Lego Busses. Hibs fans start slagging off Rangers fans for not having Lego busses
 

 

 

Real Lego or knockoff Lego? Asking for a friend

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Alfredo Morelos will score against Celtic, unfortunately for him it will be in the Europa League and ruled out due to VAR after replays show he literally murdered 2 players in the build up. Rangers fans will claim they’ve been cheated because murder is part of his culture.

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3 minutes ago, The Golden God said:

. Rangers fans will claim they’ve been cheated because murder is part of his culture.

😂😂😂

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I think Rangers will run Celtic ridiculously close this year and just miss out, then probably fail to make much of an impression next year and slip back to about ~10 points behind.

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Michael Stewart and Steven Thompson to finally f**k/punch f**k out of each other live on air and just get it over with 

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Rangers wil sue Donald Trump for starting world war 3 just to ensure they don't win their 5000th title 

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We will find out the real cause of Ryan Christie 's groin injury from the Parkhead game

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Celtic will win the quadruple treble and Scottish football will be deleted out of sheer embarrassment.

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Celtic will win the quadruple treble and Scottish football will be deleted out of sheer embarrassment.


Who keeps letting Mintermind out of the Barclays thread?

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