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Will sit with a cold beer and some nibbles. Haven’t even checked the TV listings, but I’ll be very surprised if it doesn’t feature Jackie Bird from the Glasgow Old Fruitmarket, introducing Aly Bain, Phil Cunningham, KT Tunstall, and some unknowns merging pop music vibes with bagpipes. Only An Excuse will feature characters that were relevant twenty years ago, if he trots out Frankie ‘Where’s the Burdz’ McAvennie for a cheap double-entendre that any of us could write in our sleep, then I might launch a sausage roll at the telly. There will be reports from Auckland, Sydney, maybe Hong Kong, unless there’s a rammy going on. Then Dubai, then us.

Then a glass of bubbly with Mrs Poz, we come over all maudlin. That lasts two minutes, before one of us says ‘that’s the telly shite now, stick Jools on....

Basically then, same as last year, the one before that, and....

Have a good one. Even Sevconians. If you cnuts wake up tomorrow and can’t remember what you did, we’ll get VAR for you next time.

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5 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

Will sit with a cold beer and some nibbles. Haven’t even checked the TV listings, but I’ll be very surprised if it doesn’t feature Jackie Bird from the Glasgow Old Fruitmarket, introducing Aly Bain, Phil Cunningham, KT Tunstall, and some unknowns merging pop music vibes with bagpipes. Only An Excuse will feature characters that were relevant twenty years ago, if he trots out Frankie ‘Where’s the Burdz’ McAvennie for a cheap double-entendre that any of us could write in our sleep, then I might launch a sausage roll at the telly. There will be reports from Auckland, Sydney, maybe Hong Kong, unless there’s a rammy going on. Then Dubai, then us.

Then a glass of bubbly with Mrs Poz, we come over all maudlin. That lasts two minutes, before one of us says ‘that’s the telly shite now, stick Jools on....

Basically then, same as last year, the one before that, and....

Have a good one. Even Sevconians. If you cnuts wake up tomorrow and can’t remember what you did, we’ll get VAR for you next time.

Susan Calman has replaced Jackie this year and in worse news Des Clarke is also on

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48 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Rented a house in Lochinver. Walked up Suilven today and will have a couple of whisky’s in the house, or the bar up the road if my legs will allow it. This is the first time I’ve fucked off for Hogmanay and I’m thoroughly enjoying it.

Personally I think the pies are overrated!! I’ve house full of highland stoneware!

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