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On 30/12/2019 at 11:16, welshbairn said:

. Why do people use deodorant when they've just had a shower? I use it as an alternative. 

Standard Falkirk fan behaviour, grotty behaviour that. 

 

Anyway, 

Get up, Shite, in shower, body wash first, then shampoo, conditioner, brush teeth, wash off conditioner, shave in shower, get out dry etc. 

 

Absolutely use antiperspirant and some aftershave.

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10 hours ago, Grant228 said:

Standard Falkirk fan behaviour, grotty behaviour that. 

 

Anyway, 

Get up, Shite, in shower, body wash first, then shampoo, conditioner, brush teeth, wash off conditioner, shave in shower, get out dry etc. 

 

Absolutely use antiperspirant and some aftershave.

You stand in the shower whilst brushing your teeth? 

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13 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

You stand in the shower whilst brushing your teeth? 

Oh, not this again..

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44 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

You stand in the shower whilst brushing your teeth? 

Absolutely. Takes two minutes to brush your teeth, while two minutes to leave conditioner on your hair is tip top. 

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Piss and a fag.

Shave with electric razor.

Stub fag out in sink.

Damp flannel to vital areas, face, arse and groin in that order.

Use a measuring jug to pour warm water over hair.

Splash of eau d'toilet for the ladies.


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So far, that's the closest we've had to someone admitting they're a mink.

Considering how many unwashed folk gad about on the buses, there must be some P&Bers who consider soap to be the work of the devil. Anyone willing to admit that their family can smell when they're on their way home?

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On 02/01/2020 at 05:36, Grant228 said:

Standard Falkirk fan behaviour, grotty behaviour that. 

 

 

Get up, Shite in shower,

Standard Fife behaviour.

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I always brush my teeth before going to bed not after.

Imagine all these people going of to bed with food on their teeth, that's not very nice and there's more chance of dental decay.

Edited by Snafu

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15 hours ago, Deanburn Dave said:

Forget the shaving creams, oils and gels. Nothing beats a Palmolive stick and a bristle brush.

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13 hours ago, ShaggysBeard said:

Piss and a fag.

Shave with electric razor.

Stub fag out in sink.

Damp flannel to vital areas, face, arse and groin in that order.

Use a measuring jug to pour warm water over hair.

Splash of eau d'toilet for the ladies.

 

You're a lavatory attendant?

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4 hours ago, Rugster said:

Standard Fife behaviour.

Nice try boo. 

 

Sadly I didn't even need to edit that quote from the Falkirk fan, disgustin. 

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2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Who the f**k brushes their teeth in bed?

No idea but some people who brush their teeth in the morning then drink orange juice.

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