HoBNob Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, Adam101 said: You stand in the shower whilst brushing your teeth? Absolutely. Takes two minutes to brush your teeth, while two minutes to leave conditioner on your hair is tip top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Forget the shaving creams, oils and gels. Nothing beats a Palmolive stick and a bristle brush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Ah use Daz on ma' baz and Persil on ma ersehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Is he Daz or Persil? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Piss and a fag.Shave with electric razor.Stub fag out in sink.Damp flannel to vital areas, face, arse and groin in that order.Use a measuring jug to pour warm water over hair.Splash of eau d'toilet for the ladies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 So far, that's the closest we've had to someone admitting they're a mink. Considering how many unwashed folk gad about on the buses, there must be some P&Bers who consider soap to be the work of the devil. Anyone willing to admit that their family can smell when they're on their way home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 On 02/01/2020 at 05:36, Grant228 said: Standard Falkirk fan behaviour, grotty behaviour that. Get up, Shite in shower, Standard Fife behaviour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 15 hours ago, Deanburn Dave said: Forget the shaving creams, oils and gels. Nothing beats a Palmolive stick and a bristle brush. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 13 hours ago, ShaggysBeard said: Piss and a fag. Shave with electric razor. Stub fag out in sink. Damp flannel to vital areas, face, arse and groin in that order. Use a measuring jug to pour warm water over hair. Splash of eau d'toilet for the ladies. You're a lavatory attendant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Rugster said: Standard Fife behaviour. Nice try boo. Sadly I didn't even need to edit that quote from the Falkirk fan, disgustin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Snafu said: always brush my teeth before going to bed not after. Who the f**k brushes their teeth in bed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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