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So far, that's the closest we've had to someone admitting they're a mink.

Considering how many unwashed folk gad about on the buses, there must be some P&Bers who consider soap to be the work of the devil. Anyone willing to admit that their family can smell when they're on their way home?

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13 hours ago, ShaggysBeard said:

Piss and a fag.

Shave with electric razor.

Stub fag out in sink.

Damp flannel to vital areas, face, arse and groin in that order.

Use a measuring jug to pour warm water over hair.

Splash of eau d'toilet for the ladies.

 

You're a lavatory attendant?

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