John Lambies Doos Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Get[mention=8416]oaksoft[/mention] in, he will just sack him.He's too busy unclogging his toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Wire brush and Dettol personallyAs long as I get it before those dirty b*****ds down there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Get in shower use one product for hair and body, get out dry, apply some deodorant, done.Like a normal person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Coconut oil is like using lard, it's the fattiest stuff on the planet and you'll never get rid of the horrible taste. Why do people use deodorant when they've just had a shower? I use it as an alternative. It's usually anti-perspirant and deodorant so it delays sweating. Spray after showering every day and keep one handy at work to "top up" as required. Anything else is the work of a hobo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Romeo said: Get in shower use one product for hair and body, get out dry, apply some deodorant, done. Like a normal person. Same as Romeo, minus the hair tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 41 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Yes. I smell beautifully au naturel, unlike some of you gravy sweaters it would appear. I can’t believe that. I’m afraid to say you’re likely that guy (everyone knows one) who stinks of stale sweat the entire time but is completely unaware of it and people are too awkward to tell them. Anti-perspirant after a shower is the correct way to go. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Inspired by bathroom habits; Do you guys have any particular hygiene quirks about? For me it’s shampoo then condition my hair then beard. Charcoal face wash, then body wash. After I’m dried it’s teeth brushed with charcoal every third day and every day in between with toothpaste And moisturising after every shower. She says I’m mad and I’m inclined to agree.PARKLIFE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 I don’t have specs and can’t be fucked with hair gel, but generally this. Might change it about occasionally by brushing my teeth before I sit on the lavvy. To the OP - why charcoal? A nice vegan lady at my work told me that coconut oil was the stuff for clean teeth. Needless to say I haven’t done it yet, but still, knowledge is power. I just noticed this guy shaves after the shower. I shave before the shower. Then your mirror isn’t all steamed up and any leftover bits of shaving foam get washed off.The charcoal powder is designed to whiten the teeth, you use it every day for the first two weeks then drop down to every third day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Why do people use deodorant when they've just had a shower? I use it as an alternative. This is the reason you stand alone in nightclubs. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Venti Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Nightmare fuel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Can't remember who put the post up about their mate shaving outside, but it did inspire me - if you're trimming a beard, so the hair's dry and you don't have foam to deal with, much easier to just get the hoover nozzle out and suck it up rather than trying to get it all down the sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 53 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Can't remember who put the post up about their mate shaving outside, but it did inspire me - if you're trimming a beard, so the hair's dry and you don't have foam to deal with, much easier to just get the hoover nozzle out and suck it up rather than trying to get it all down the sink. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: much easier to just get the hoover nozzle out and suck it up rather than trying to get it all down the sink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 8 hours ago, Scary Bear said: I work in the public sector. Easier said than done. Nah, oaksoft can sack anyone,anywhere, anytime. Martini management technique. (one for the old brigade) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Romeo said: Get in shower use one product for hair and body, get out dry, apply some deodorant, done. Like a normal person. That’s not normal. You have no idea about normality. Separate body gel and shampoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Bath on a Sunday night... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said: Bath on a Sunday night... ...whether you need it or not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Romeo said: Get in shower use one product for hair and body, get out dry, Might want to try switching the shower on next time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 I kept my gloves on when I had a pish yesterday. I decided there was no need to wash my hands , but should I have washed my gloves ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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