AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Second leg... Almost the exact opposite. Stuttgart were the better team but had no clear cut chances and we had almost no highlights apart from our goal which came from a PK after Conte was tripped just inside the box. In between the two games we played Inter at home. If we drew Inter were champions but a second string team came back from 1-0 down at half time with a 94th minute winner. Managed with all these fuckers out injured as well... Now Real Madrid coming up in the semi finals. They finished 4th in La Liga last year and are currently 5th but have had some cracking performances in the Champions League. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Semi final. First leg Half way there but, as Bon Jovi said, living on a prayer. Despite the shot count they had the better chances and we have the keeper to thank. Bronic pick pocketed their centre back and went straight through and finished well. No way we'll manage another clean sheet in Madrid so going their attacking hoping for an away goal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRONIC YA c**t NOOOOOO! Fairly even. Thought we were about to score a 2nd from a free kick and but no clear cut chances either way apart from the goals Second half... Bit of a non-event. The quarters and semi have all been pretty boring games tbh. Not that I give a f**k. Final v Atletico Madrid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Aww jist Spanish champions six years in a row eh Atletico? (2nd behind Barca at the minute on the head to head) They are gonna hump us. 5-0 they spanked Bayern. Fucking hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 The final! Hibsed it. Just never showed up. Guys who stroll it every week done f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 23, 2021 Author Share Posted May 23, 2021 I wont insult anyone's intelligence by discussing the OFC Nations Cup in too much detail That's half the continental trophies for national sides won too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 23, 2021 Author Share Posted May 23, 2021 I got uni work to keep me busy til Thursday night at the earliest. I'm gonna take my time over this decision 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 24, 2021 Author Share Posted May 24, 2021 Sell outs! I took the money. The only real weakness at Man City was the full backs so I used my transfer budget (which was five times my budget at Juve) to sign my amazing full backs and one of my centre backs as there is a shortage behind the current first choices there. Also could do with some back up behind the strikers and they listed Garcia despite him having good ratings when he played last year as a back up. He'll do the same here. Most the squad hates me so signing a few big name players on my side is beneficial. The squad fucking HATE each other. Every single one seems to hate another member of the squad. Forwards! Three amazing choices up top. No worries there. Guterres, Luciano and Igor all won the WC with me at Brazil and will all do well in the AMC (Guterres wants to leave for a new challenge sadly) Wings are a sore point. Bellingham is 33 and on the way out and Weeks is young bug not sure how much he will progress. Olivares is a great option ont he right but Bakayoko is a big step down and the other options are out of position. That's just beautiful Defence looks solid with decent back up options behind the first choice options. Keeper is 33 which is a worry. My back up is 3 star, should reach 4 star, but is 25 year old so he got sent out on loan rather than have him stagnate. Some jobber 24 year old English guy got papped up from the reserves to cover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 Piece of piss Champions League draw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 Well it's the end of the transfer window and I have made zero signings (well none for the first team anyway). Guteress still wants to leave and was a bit huffy so he's away on loan to Arsenal for the rest of the season. Had a very hit and miss start to the season but two good runs since then have seen me here As always the league is a bonus. Man U look well ahead of anyone else anyway. My team has adapted to my tactics and I've won over the star players who felt I was below their standards. Wrapped up qualification for the knockout stages of the CL but, after playing the weans, managed to fall into 2nd place. That was daft. We have Bayern Munch in the KO round I reckon, domestically, I'll do better in the 2nd half of the season. Hopefully that carries over into the Champions League but Bayern is still a big ask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 Ganan genuinely might be the best striker in the world but he missed sitters in both legs v Bayern so he can go in a bin fire That was an incredibly dull game. The second leg was also dull as f**k but with a handful of differences Those differences being goals. All for Bayern. Another year in Lancashire it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 Despite a 2nd place finish (and the only team to beat Man U) the board have telt me I need 11 points in the next five games or I am toast. They telt me this after the reserves lost v Norwich on the last day of the season Man U drew a few games in a row but, just before beating them, we shat it away to Leicester and they won their last three anyway. Ach well. Our cup record this year was shite but we have the World Club Cup coming up and £400,000,000 to spend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 World Club Cup was never on my list of essential tournaments but would be a shame to miss out on it. I had one new signing unavailable until after the group stage and took a good first XI with a handful of youngsters with me to Australia Smashed Palmeiras who got an injurty time consolation but all the goals in the 3-1 win v WSW came in the last ten minutes. On the the knockouts We drew 0-0 at home with Bayern and were smashed 3-0 away and both were better performances than that win. We were also the 2nd best team in the Atletico match but deserved the victory in the final. The only new signing I made? He was outstanding in the 18 months I had him on loan at Juve. Only £40,000,000 and instantly first choice on the left wing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 Olivares, my right winger, might be the best player in the world but is 30 years old and I have no other out and out right wingers. So I splashed out on this fella Cost me £90,000,000 from Bayern but, unbeknownst to me, his club before Bayern was Man City and we had a 40% of profit thingy so we got about £20,000,000 back. Handy. Also, Chiesa IS the best left back in the world but had no competition. So I paid far too much (£70,000,000) for this guy So we now have two worldies in every position apart from keeper. I mighta fucked up a bit there but as long as my first choice doesn't get injured I'm jammin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 Also. This happpened! And I'm in Nigeria manager but no more African Nations for four years so that's a back burner sidequest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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