BawWatchin Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I don't care which one I win. As long as I win something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, BawWatchin said: I don't care which one I win. As long as I win something. I'll put you down as best Celtic poster. You'll only need about 3 votes to win. Edited December 18, 2019 by Aim Here 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I'll put you down as best Celtic poster. You'll only need about 3 votes to win.Who’s getting 2? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Kept my votes to the DM as I don't want the Hibs boeys falling out over which one of them I favoured. Can absolutely confirm that I did not vote for a best Celtic poster however. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 39 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: In the interest of fairness please find my list below. Aberdeen:- Best: @Dons_1988 a team where I'd struggle to pick many posters out, but I've noticed this guy's work recently and find him very knowledgeable. As far as I'm aware he doesn't eat mushroom suppers or have green trousers or post shite puns so that sets him apart from the closest competition for this one. Worst: @Jmothecat2 @jmothecat thick c**t who made a new profile because he forgot how to log on to his original one. I haven't seen him post much about Aberdeen but his exploits outside his team have earned him this award. Celtic:- Best: Absolutely no one. Not a single Celtic fan is a decent enough poster/human being to be in contention for this IMVHO. Worst: While this one is of the trickier votes on the site for me two main posters in contention @Romeo & @Flybhoy. One of them being a pish troll and the other being a borderline sex offender with multiple accounts. Weighing up my options I'm going to plump for @Romeo this year, people previously thought he was a decent poster I'd disagree with that he never has been. His horrendous trolling on every Celtic match day thread, his attempts at point-scoring in every old firm match thread and subsequent fishing for greenies off everyone when Celtic do as expected and pump Sevco gets about as tiresome as it must be to only enjoy watching your team win 4 league games a season. Hamilton:- Best: @accies1874 He gets a bit too involved in stats 'n' that for me but his match day contributions are second to none. A dedicated follower of 'the ev' which gets extra points for getting it right up Rab. (Honorable mentions to Bert another top lad) Worst: This is a tricky one for me but I'm pretty bias. Obviously @Im_Rodger is a tory and that does count against him but taking that away he is a decent poster. I'm going for an outsider in @FuzzyBear he has came to the party late but he is a complete moron around Accies and makes me miss Happyaccie even more. Hearts:- Best: Tough one for me I like @LincolnHearts dedication to his dotting trade and his posting work is decent IMO he also contributed to Dindy's demise so thats a pro. @Tynierose is a great all rounder and the best mod on the site but that is the problem he is a mod and therefore a grass. So can he be trusted? But im plumping for @LincolnHearts to throw a spanner in the works. Worst: Paulo Sergio's current guise should run away with this and @the jambo-rocker post alot of floating head pictures so he is contention. But I'm going for @NJ2 because he said Joel Sked is the best one on A View from the Terrace and that really irked me. Is he Joel? maybe, if not clear Edinburgh bias. Hibernian:- Best: Don't really like any of these guys but I'll plump for one since they aren't the old firm despite how much they love a tri-colour. @Dave1875 Worst: They are all run by the one guy but his worst work is @Lyle Lanley a complete wet mop crayon eater. Kilmarnock:- Best: @craigkillie knows his football and his refereeing decisions. Worst: @Dindeleux is still in contention since he posted about half the year his TB4 patter was mind numbing and his trolling attempts poor but there is worse amongst them... Like @C4mmy31 he deserves this a copy and paste expert if you like stuff getting embeded he's your guy. Outside of that he is a dribbling simpleton who previously posted the little ok fingers emoji in every post has definetly gotten ideas above his station since Killie became not pish. Livingston:- Best: Harmless posters overall but my standout is @EdinburghLivi could have been any of them bar the man below though. Worst: @LIVIFOREVER too many emojis. Motherwell:- Best: @YassinMoutaouakil the absolute boy. Worst: @Jim McLean's Ghost idiot. (The) Rangers:- Best: No one. c***s and bigots to a man. Worst: This is the hardest choice so many options ranging from thickos like @bennett and @TavTastic to raging bigoted alcoholics like @The_Kincardine and then you've got closet **** like @8MileBU and @MJC. People also previously mentioned @KnightswoodBear as best poster year on year but that's not even true his constant use of the NFL guy with 55 on his back and the deathstar getting blown up are like nails on a chalkboard. He's also getting trounced by @Div in the #BovrilBearChallenge. But I'm going to go for @8MileBU because he's 8mile we all know his past, Horrible man. Ross County:- Best: Another harmless bunch were anyone could get my vote going solely on usernames here @The Great Stagsby for me Worst: @frankthetank22 stupid username, stupid person. St Johnstone:- Best: @tree house tam he'll cut you. Worst: A few choices here @ali_91 acts like the purveyor of justice on the site and @RandomGuy. is very very boring who has nails like a homeless person. @The Real Saints is far too big for his boots. Going for Boredom Guy for the lulz. St Mirren:- Best: @Lex for me but I think @djchapsticks will sweep this. Worst: @Munoz handsdown. His former life as @wisbit was enough, banned for being a homophobic holocaust denier who posts videos in St Mirren pyjamas with his maw in the background. Also claimed St Mirren could be anyone in the league except Celtic they then finished 11th. An honorable mention to @Demented Zebra tries far too hard to live up to his username and @Malky3 horrible tory c**t. (subject to change until deadline) My DMs are open slide into them with your votes! I was going to give you a greenie until you said Lex was the best Smurn poster. Have a fucking word with yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Tarmo Kink Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Gincardine meltdown incoming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Don't know if I ever mentioned it but I ran a 10k this year to raise funds £670 for Mental Health UK despite having a gammy foot. I also once really wound up Dundee Utd fans and appeared on the TV doing so. I don't like to talk about either of these things tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 47 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Motherwell:- Best: @YassinMoutaouakil the absolute boy. Worst: @Jim McLean's Ghost idiot. I didn't know anyone cared I barely even post so this is quite the achievement for me. MJC is going to have to up his game. Honestly idk who the has time to read this board anymore. Every thread is OFFICIAL CLUB THREAD or Match Thread Glorious Team vs Shite Team. I can't imagine having an opinion on more than a couple of posters on this board at all these days. Just in the last week a manager is getting arrested, one is getting sacked out the blue, Morelos explodes again, Stewart Milne fucks off but apparently none of these things merit their own thread. Sure club threads are neat for talking about how the youth team is getting on or potential signing targets but they have become all consuming beasts that have segregated the forum in a really obnoxious way. Sometimes you even get arseholes who are enraged that a rival fan has come into their club/match thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I mean I post more than my fair share of shite, but I refuse to be labelled the git that posts all the talkhearts floating heads, when there are far more rife users of them than moi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I didn't know anyone cared I barely even post so this is quite the achievement for me. MJC is going to have to up his game. Honestly idk who the has time to read this board anymore. Every thread is OFFICIAL CLUB THREAD or Match Thread Glorious Team vs Shite Team. I can't imagine having an opinion on more than a couple of posters on this board at all these days. Just in the last week a manager is getting arrested, one is getting sacked out the blue, Morelos explodes again, Stewart Milne fucks off but apparently none of these things merit their own thread. Sure club threads are neat for talking about how the youth team is getting on or potential signing targets but they have become all consuming beasts that have segregated the forum in a really obnoxious way. Sometimes you even get arseholes who are enraged that a rival fan has come into their club/match thread. Well if you don’t like it f**k off then and I’ll give my vote to the closet ***. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I mean I post more than my fair share of shite, but I refuse to be labelled the git that posts all the talkhearts floating heads, when there are far more rife users of them than moi.Worst Hearts poster was a toughy tbf and I didn’t know Paulos latest alias off the top of my head. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Well if you don’t like it f**k off then and I’ll give my vote to the closet ***. Shiting yourself like Dougie Imrie in Home Economics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Worst Hearts poster was a toughy tbf and I didn’t know Paulos latest alias off the top of my head.I am in Joel Sked's social circle if it will help influence your decision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I demand a retraction from @Scotty Tunbridge. I'm fucking miles ahead of @Div in the #BovrilBearChallenge and I've not posted the Death Star for months. Other than that it's spot on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 It must be down to the lack of timishness in my name and avatar that no one here knows I’m a Celtic fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: It must be down to the lack of timishness in my name and avatar that no one here knows I’m a Celtic fan. Your fondness for anything Sevvy kind of gives the game away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, bennett said: Your fondness for anything Sevvy kind of gives the game away. Great golfer to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Sir Tarmo Kink said: Gincardine meltdown incoming You actually don't know me. My major issue with shite like this is that is is entirely manufactured. How the f**k is anyone meant to know who the worst Ross County poster on the forum is? How the hell are we meant to know that, say, MJC is a good guy but some idiot from Hamilton is sort-of ok? They all merge in to the background and all we really care about are our own teams. So, my nominations for the worst posters on the Sevco threads are as follows: Fat Daz. The multi named and multi aliased provo-meister in chief. Scrawler of flegs and whose only contribution in life is to remove a 3” jobby from a 2” pipe. Frequently heard saying, “Haw Lexa doll, play The Rebs”. The Idiot Romeo. The most imbecilic poster on P&B of all time and in all categories. Had his Mrs sectioned and publicly shamed her by posting pics of her dinner in her secure unit for all to see. The arsehole's arshole. Frequently heard saying 'whoooosh' when someone makes the mistake of thinking that English is the wee fanny's first language. Dons 1888. Mr Passive aggressive. Tries to be ameliorative but clearly loves Ra Hoops. Chastises his Mrs for liking Tina Turner and has a rather scary symbiotic relationship with the idiot Romeo. Recently heard saying, “Wheesht, quine. They are not, 'Simply the Best'. Daft Wee Drew. The Father Dougal of the forum. So dense that light bends round him. Scours the interwebs to find tasty gossip to post about his big team. Was heard saying, “Canny go oot. I have to watch Ra Gers play in the Florida Cup” Monkey Tennis. Has duelling banjos on a loop in his car's cassette player. Reputed to wear Daisy Dukes teamed with a QotS away top on big nights out in the metropolis that is Castle Douglas. A constant feature on 'our' threads and then goes to 'their' threads and asks for a shot of their baw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Do we count the Hibs vote for this? I mean it's common knowledge by now that, outside of a few absolute weapons, we're all the same poster? So is a vote for me also a vote for TGIG, Alan Stubbs, GreenDay, Mon Dieu, Lofarl etc.? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 That's my nominations submitted, safe to say that nobody was spared my slightly-drunken wrath. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.