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Week 44 update

One death this week, the actor Geoffrey Palmer: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/nov/06/geoffrey-palmer-obituary

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At first a dour and dignified supporting actor, usually playing figures of authority and moral rectitude, Geoffrey Palmer, who has died aged 93, became a television star in three highly popular series. In each, he punctured his own apparent pomposity with a comedy technique that made him attractive and funny to audiences over several decades.

I first saw him on the West End stage in a small role in a routine courtroom drama, Difference of Opinion, at the Garrick in 1964; he and most of the cast, led by Raymond Huntley and Robert Beattie, were men in suits talking earnestly about nothing much I can remember. Fifty years later, he was virtually a national treasure, the voice of the Audi car commercials and the narrator of the TV talking-heads show Grumpy Old Men. “I am not grumpy,” he said. “I just look this way.”

He used that look – bloodhound face, jowly and still, hooded eyes – and an armoury of slow-burn reactions and minimal gestures accompanied by a voice of mellow fruitiness, to score countless laughs, opposite Leonard Rossiter in David Nobbs’s The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (1976-79); Wendy Craig in Carla Lane’s Butterflies (1978-83); and, most resoundingly, Judi Dench in Bob Larbey’s As Time Goes By (1992-2005).

As ever with an actor, let's see what I recognise him from. I recognise his face. Going by his imdb I have Tomorrow Never Dies and a single episode of Doctor Who but aside from that, he was before my time. I think the best I can do is the narration from this much missed concept:

 

Palmer died at 93, so he's worth 32 Base Points. He was also a Deadly Duo for @speckled tangerine and @Sweaty Morph for a bonus 25, and a Vice-Captain bonus for speckled tangerine. That's 57 points for plasticine, 73 for overripe citrus fruit. 

As a result, the standings look like this:

1. Bishop Briggs 475
2. JustOneCornetto 464
3. thistledo 361
4. Ned Nederlander 342

5. chomp my root 337
6. Melanius Mullarkey 330
7. pub car king 326

8. Musketeer Gripweed 303
9. Aim Here, peasy23 300
11. alta-pete 287
12. The_Craig 286
13. Savage Henry 266

14. sparky88, speckled tangerine 241
16. Lofarl 236
17. ToBeSomeone 232

18. psv_killie 206
19. paulathame 188
20. dee_62 186

21. sureiknow 184
22. Mark Connolly 183
23. Billy Jean King 179
24. ICTJohnboy 176
25. 50/50 Winner 172
26. lichtgilphead 166

27. Arch Stanton 164
28. Arabdownunder 159

29. Karpaty Lviv 156
30. Meden89 149
31. sleazy 146
32. cdisaaccie 143
33. The DA 141

34. weejack 140
35. Fuctifano 130

36. expatowner 125
37. statts1976uk 123
38. Bold Rover 122
39. weirdcal120

40. The Naitch 111
41. Bobby Skidmarks 110

42. Ben Twilly 107
43. 101, Flybhoy 103
45. CountyFan 98
46. LoonsYouthTeam 96

47. Hamish's Passenger, choirbairn 94
49. Indale Winton 89

50. microdave 84
51. Ludo*1 83
52. sjc 80

53. Sergeant Wilson 71
54. HI HAT 69

55. lolls 67
56. Blootoon87 60
57. 19QOS19, dundeefc1783 58
59. Sweaty Morph 57

60. mathematics 48
61. BillyAnchor, qos_75, RussellAnderson 47

64. doulikefish,  cambozpar, LondonHMFC 44
67. pawpar 40
68. D.V.T. 34
69. gingette, wellinwigan 35

71. Cardinal Richelieu 33
72. Scotty Tunbridge, shuggz, Perkin Flump, The Master 22
76. Everyone else 0 

The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V64rLXKhrmZf-6K4D3RyN3cR5Z_i2rh-ztODUB_dQyI/edit?usp=sharing

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21 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said:

Just apologise to Tamthebam who posted it last Sunday and was a bit miffed by your post. 😉

Not miffed, just slightly bemused by the fact Mixu missed my original post..

I'd better type it dryhorce style next time...

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