The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2020

[RussellAnderson]

My first ever deadpool points - shame about the fitba. Both Mrs Stiles and myself will be quite upset today.

[Bishop Briggs]

5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I won't be entering next year, it's all been a bit much today. We should be enjoying 3 high profile deaths this week and @Miguel Sanchezhas ruined it.

Don't take it personally. Miguel's salty tears and tantrums are to be savoured.

Keep calm and carry on shagging Mrs Pike! 

[Miguel Sanchez]

1. Bishop Briggs 475
2. JustOneCornetto 464
3. thistledo 361
4. Ned Nederlander 342
5. chomp my root 337
6. Melanius Mullarkey 330
7. pub car king 326
8. Musketeer Gripweed 303
9. Aim Here, peasy23 300
11. alta-pete 287
12. The_Craig 286
13. Savage Henry 266
14. sparky88 241
15. Lofarl 236
16. ToBeSomeone 232
17. psv_killie 206
18. paulathame 188
19. dee_62 186
20. sureiknow 184
21. Mark Connolly 183
22. Billy Jean King 179
23. ICTJohnboy 176
24. 50/50 Winner 172
25. Speckled Tangerine 168
26. lichtgilphead 166
27. Arch Stanton 164
28. Arabdownunder 159
29. Karpaty Lviv 156
30. Meden89 149
31. sleazy 146
32. cdisaaccie 143
33. The DA 141
34. weejack 140
35. Fuctifano 130
36. expatowner 125
37. statts1976uk 123
38. Bold Rover 122
39. weirdcal120
40. The Naitch 111
41. Bobby Skidmarks 110
42. Ben Twilly 107
43. 101, Flybhoy 103
45. CountyFan 98
46. LoonsYouthTeam 96
47. Hamish's Passenger, choirbairn 94
49. Indale Winton 89
50. microdave 84
51. Ludo*1 83
52. sjc 80
53. Sergeant Wilson 71
54. HI HAT 69
55. lolls 67
56. Blootoon87 60
57. 19QOS19, dundeefc1783 58
59. mathematics 48
60. BillyAnchor, qos_75, RussellAnderson 47
63. doulikefish,  cambozpar, LondonHMFC 44
66. pawpar 40
67. D.V.T. 34
68. gingette, wellinwigan 35
70. Cardinal Richelieu 33
71. Scotty Tunbridge, shuggz, Perkin Flump, The Master 22
75. Everyone else 0 

Edited November 1, 2020 by Miguel Sanchez

[Miguel Sanchez]

Speaking of which, not seen @sjc in a while. Hope everything's alright.

[Aubrey Maturin]

3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Speaking of which, not seen @sjc in a while. Hope everything's alright.

He's ok, was speaking to him earlier today.

[Sweaty Morph]

Joint 75th so far, hoping for a last gasp push up the table!

[tamthebam]

He's FOOC*ed off

Foreign correspondent Robert Fisk at 74 after a stroke 

 

*From Our Own Correspondent 

[paranoid android]

11 hours ago, tamthebam said:

He's FOOC*ed off

Foreign correspondent Robert Fisk at 74 after a stroke 

 

Thanks for the warning. 

[get_the_subbies_on]

Gerd “Der Bomber” Muller soon to be finishing in the box again according to his wife.

As the Sky pundits are prone to exclaim “Top, top player”.

[Bold Rover]

34 minutes ago, get_the_subbies_on said:

Gerd “Der Bomber” Muller soon to be finishing in the box again according to his wife.

As the Sky pundits are prone to exclaim “Top, top player”.

All he ever did was score goals.

[Brother Blades]

All he ever did was score goals.

He wasn’t bad at corners either.

[chomp my root]

2 hours ago, get_the_subbies_on said:

Gerd “Der Bomber” Muller soon to be finishing in the box again according to his wife.

As the Sky pundits are prone to exclaim “Top, top player”.

I'm in no rush, a Deadly December will do me. 

[Karpaty Lviv]

Maradona is apparently in hospital. 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 minute ago, Karpaty Lviv said:

Maradona is apparently in hospital. 

A bit of a open goal for someone.

[Karpaty Lviv]

8 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

A bit of a open goal for someone.

I hand to god he pulls through. 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Early sesh for John Sessions?

[tamthebam]

Just now, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Early sesh for John Sessions?

Is that the impression you're getting? 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 minute ago, tamthebam said:

Is that the impression you're getting? 

There wasn't any sign of him improvising.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Loved Sessions in Johnny Depp Street.

#rip

[Lurkst]

He never lived to enjoy Brexit Britain.

This was brilliant though...