Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) Quote You and old Hooper are just alike. All you either one talk about is dying. What do you do, sit around and cheer one another up? Oh no. I see him seldomer and seldomer. A man gets to my age he thinks about dyin some. It's only natural. What, dying or thinking about it? Do what? I though you were going to tell me what time it was. Suttree (1979) - Cormac McCarthy Another year, another P&B Dead Pool. Like the Pyramids and Junior Football no-one quite remembers how or why it appeared, but everyone still goes along with it faithfully. Well, we're probably more popular than the Juniors. If you're unfamiliar with the premise of a Dead Pool, it's quite simple. You pick fifteen celebrities you think will die over the course of the coming calendar year (2020). If you're correct, you get points. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year wins, and whoever finishes bottom gets invited to Buckingham Palace to share your secrets with our reptilian overlords. No sweat. If you're morbid enough to still be interested... RULES: To enter, you must be registered on Pie & Bovril before this thread was posted. To enter, send me a private message containing the names of 15 celebrities you think will die in 2020. To make it as easy as possible for me and limit the possibility of mistakes, please try to spell their names correctly. If they use alternate names, please make a note of this. Reasons for a person's fame are welcome. For the purposes of eligibility, your PM must be sent to me by 00:00 GMT, January 1, 2020. The game will officially end on 00:00 GMT, January 1, 2021. Despite this, if someone dies in a different time zone, the local time and date will be considered instead. In order to be eligible upon death, your entrants must receive an obituary in a UK-based national news source. Websites concerning a niche interest do not count in this instance - it must be a mainstream news source. If you pick someone obscure or non-British, you may have to find and post a qualifying obituary. Note: I am currently collating a list of eligible sources. Remember, the "UK-based" part of the criteria is the most important. The Lauren Hill Rule - American college sports personalities are not eligible. The Liz Taylor Rule - Is someone a celebrity if their child or spouse or relative is famous? Probably not. If their only claim to fame is a well-known relation, they don't count. The Terminal Rule - People who are famous specifically for being ill are not eligible. The World's Greatest Democracy Rule - People who are on death row or facing trial where the death penalty is a mooted sentence are not eligible. Fugitives on the run are eligible. Your entrants must be human. Your entrants must be over the age of 18. Your entrants cannot be fictional characters. You are not allowed to kill any of your entrants yourself. If a P&B user is found to be responsible for the death of any of their entrants, they will be disqualified from this and all future Dead Pools. You are not allowed to select any P&B members. If, upon death, it emerges that a celebrity was a P&B poster, this is allowed. It is your responsibility to ensure all of your entrants are alive. Don't do what someone did last year and pick Neil Armstrong (d.2012). If you pick someone who dies in the final days of 2019 it is your responsibility to PM me with a replacement pick. I would suggest including a short list of back-up picks, just in case. Scores will be updated and posted, hopefully, every Sunday. SCORING: Base Points: Each death is worth 125 points minus the person's age. So the younger your picks, the more points if they die. There are several multipliers available: First Blood - The first person to die in 2019 gets 25 extra points. Last Gasp - The last person to die in 2019 gets 25 extra points. Solo Shot - If you are the only person to pick someone who dies you get a bonus of 50 points. Deadly Duo - Same premise. If only two people pick someone who dies, you both get a bonus of 25 points. Captain Bonus - You can nominate a captain of your team who receives an extra set of Base Points added to their score. Inherent Vice - You can nominate a vice-captain of your team who receives an extra set of half Base Points (rounded up) added to their score. (If you do not nominate Captains or Vice-captain, I will consider the first and second respective names on your list to be your nominations) Deadly December - Same as Captain Bonus, an extra set of Base Points. Unnatural Causes - If your pick is murdered, commits suicide or has an accident, you get 30 extra points. The Firing Squad Bonus - To take pity on the Zero Pointers, I'm adding a new one for this year. The most popular pick will upon death receive additional bonus points equal to the number of players who selected them. For reference, 2019 would have seen Prince Philip score an additional 57 points. Most people have a reasonable understanding of how the Dead Pool works so if you do have any more questions, feel free to ask and I will do my best to answer them. With nothing else for me to say, GOOD LUCK! Edited December 31, 2020 by Miguel Sanchez 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) Standings (31/12/20) 1. Bishop Briggs 520 2. JustOneCornetto 464 3. pub car king 410 4. Melanius Mularkey 398 5. Ned Nederlander 387 6. speckled tangerine 370 7. ToBeSomeone 366 8. thistledo 361 9. Musketeer Gripweed 343 10. peasy23 340 11. chomp my root, The_Craig 337 13. The DA 321 14. Fuctifano 320 15. Arabdownunder 309 16. Aim Here 300 17. cdisaaccie 295 18. alta-pete 287 19. sparky88 286 20. Lofarl 281 21. Sergeant Wilson 279 21. paulathame 272 22. Karpaty Lviv 271 23. Savage Henry 266 24. Billy Jean King 263 25. Flybhoy 257 26. weirdcal 250 27. 50/50 Winner 226 28. sjc 217 29. expatowner 216 30. psv_killie 206 31. Ben Twilly 198 31. dundeefc1783 196 32. dee_62 186 33. sureiknow 184 34. Mark Connolly 183 35. ICTJohnboy 176 36. qos_75 171 37. sleazy 169 38. microdave 168 39. lichtgilphead 166 40. Arch Stanton 164 41. D.V.T. 160 42. Bobby Skidmarks 155 43. CountyFan 152 44. choirbairn 150 45. Meden89 149 46. weejack 140 47. Indale Winton 134 48. Scotty Tunbridge 127 49. pawpar 124 50. statts1976uk 123 51. Bold Rover 122 52. gingette 119 53. The Naitch 111 54. Perkin Flump, The Master 106 56. Salvo Montalbano 105 57. 101 103 58. Shotgun 102 59. doulikefish 98 60. LoonsYouthTeam 96 61. Hamish's Passenger 94 62. BWAClyde 84 63. Ludo*1 83 64. HI HAT 69 65. lolls 67 66. Blootoon87 60 67. 19QOS19 58 68. Sweaty Morph 57 69. mathematics 48 70. BillyAnchor, RussellAnderson 47 72. Raidernation 45 73. cambozpar, LondonHMFC 44 75. 10menwent2mow 37 76. wellinwigan 35 77. Cardinal Richelieu 33 78. shuggz 22 ZERO POINTERS - @Eednud, @Empty It, @Henderson to deliver ....., @Miguel Sanchez, @senorsoupe, @thisal Edited January 3, 2021 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) Week 1 update (05/01/20) Week 2 update (12/01/20) Week 3 update (19/01/20) Week 4 update (26/01/20) Week 5 update (02/02/20) Week 6 update (09/02/20) Week 7 update (16/02/20) Week 8 update (23/02/20) Week 9 update (01/03/20) Week 10 update (08/03/20) Week 11 update (22/03/20) Week 12 update (29/03/20) Week 13 update (05/04/20) Week 14 update (12/04/20) Week 15 update (19/04/20) Week 16 update (26/04/20) Week 17 update (03/05/20) Week 18 update (10/05/20) Week 19 update (17/05/20) Week 20 update (24/05/20) Week 21 update (31/05/20) Week 22 update (07/09/20) Week 23 update (14/06/20) Week 24 update (21/06/20) Week 25 update (28/06/20) Week 26 update (05/07/20) Week 27 update (12/07/20) Week 28 update (19/07/20) Week 29 update (26/07/20) Week 30 update (02/08/20) Week 31 update (09/08/20) Week 32 update (16/08/20) Week 33 update (23/08/20) Week 34 update (30/08/20) Week 35 update (06/09/20) Week 36 update (13/09/20) Week 37 update (20/09/20) Week 38 update (27/09/20) Week 39 update (04/10/20) Week 40 update (11/10/20) Week 41 update (18/10/20) Week 42 update (25/10/20) Week 43 update (01/11/20) Week 44 update (08/11/20) Week 45 update (15/11/20) Week 46 update (22/11/20) Week 47 update (29/11/20) Week 48 update (06/12/20) Week 49 update (13/12/20) Week 50 update (20/12/20) Week 51 update (27/12/20) Week 52 update (03/01/20) This is a spreadsheet with everyone's scores on it: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V64rLXKhrmZf-6K4D3RyN3cR5Z_i2rh-ztODUB_dQyI/edit?usp=sharing Edited January 3, 2021 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) DEAD POOL HALL OF FAME 2014 Champion - Mo Wonderboy (319) 2015 Champion - Njord (649) 2016 Champion - Mr Bairn (632) 2017 Champion - DBA (498) 2018 Champion - Fuctifano (523) 2019 Champion - alta-pete (760) Edited January 1, 2020 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) This is a list of everyone's teams, with the Solo Shots and Deadly Duos marked. The first two picks on each team are the Captains and Vice-Captains. Be careful about clicking the spoiler, it takes ages to load. Spoiler Player Picks Fame Date of birth Solo Shot (50) Deadly Duo (25) 10menwent2mow Paul Gascoigne Football 27/05/67 Jimmy Carter US politician 01/10/24 Martin Pipe Horses 29/05/45 Y Lester Piggott Horses 05/11/35 Brough Scott Horses 12/12/42 Y Elizabeth II Queen 21/04/26 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Rosalynn Carter Wife 18/08/27 Mikhail Gorbachev Russian politician 02/03/31 F.W. De Klerk South African politician 18/03/36 Y Kevin Sinfield Rugby 12/09/80 Y Des O'Connor Television 12/01/32 Michael Heseltine UK politician 21/03/33 Archie Macpherson Football 1937 Jimmy Calderwood Football 28/02/55 Y 19QOS19 Clint Eastwood Actor 31/05/30 Polly Holliday Actor 02/07/37 Y Chevy Chase Actor 08/10/43 Y Jerry Stiller Actor 08/06/27 Y Elliott Gould Actor 29/08/38 George Segal Actor 13/02/34 Y Matthew Perry Actor 19/08/69 Y Roy Walker Catchphrase 31/07/40 Y Prunella Scales Actress 22/06/32 Elizabeth II Queen 21/04/26 Mary Berry Cakes 24/03/35 Y Jerry Lee Lewis Musician 29/09/35 Yoko Ono Band ruiner 18/02/33 Moira Stewart Newsreading 02/09/49 Y Trevor McDonald Newsreading 16/08/39 Y 50/50 Winner Rupert Neve Engineer 31/07/26 Y Julian Bream Musician 15/07/33 Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Rolf Harris Beast 30/03/30 Tommy Chong Comedian 24/05/38 Robert Fyfe Actor 19/06/25 Y Brian Murphy Actor 25/09/32 Y Vera Lynn Musician 20/03/17 Bill Cosby Beast 12/07/37 Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Olivia de Havilland Actress 01/04/16 Pierre Cardin Designer 02/07/22 “6ix9ine” The internet 08/05/96 Keith Richards Musician 18/12/43 Clint Eastwood Actor 31/05/30 Adam101 Horst Eckel Football 08/02/32 Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Yolanda Hadid Television 11/01/64 Y David Bradley Actor 17/04/42 Y Terry Gilliam Films 22/11/40 Y Rolf Harris Beast 30/03/30 Rupert Murdoch “News” 11/03/31 Harry Gregg Football 27/10/32 Y Jack Charlton Football 08/05/35 Ron Flowers Football 28/07/34 Y Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor 30/07/47 Y Simon Le Bon Musician 27/10/58 Y Piers Morgan Television 30/03/65 Y Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Racism 27/11/82 Y Ian Huntley Janitor ? Y Aim Here George Alagiah Newsreading 22/11/55 Bill Turnbull Broadcasting 25/01/56 Shane MacGowan Musician 25/12/57 David Hagen Football 05/05/73 Tim Smith Musician 03/07/61 Y Jet Black Musician 26/08/38 Y Aly Bain Musician 15/05/46 Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Roy Hattersley UK politician 28/12/32 Y Walter Mondale US politician 05/01/28 Y Adam Busby Terrorist 1948 Y Ratko Mladic War criminal 12/03/42 Y Howard Finkel Wrestling 07/06/50 Y Clive Sinclair Inventing 30/07/40 Y Shin Jung-hyeon Musician 04/01/38 Y alta-pete Slick Woods Model 13/08/96 Y Tim Bilton Chef 1972 CJ de Mooi TV quizzing 05/11/69 Y Tom Long Actor 03/08/68 Y Eddie Van Halen Musician 26/01/55 Y Niels Olsen Musician 13/04/54 Y Peter Frampton Musician 22/04/50 Y Dave Mustaine Musician 13/09/61 Y Phil Collins Musician 30/01/51 Y Christy Dignam Musician 23/05/60 Brian Travers Musician 07/02/59 Y Elvis Costello Musician 25/08/54 Y Peter Tobin Handyman 27/08/46 David Hagen Football 05/05/73 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Arabdownunder David Gulpilil Dancer 01/07/53 Jim McLean Football 02/08/37 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Neale Daniher Australian football 15/02/61 Y Greg Gilbert Musician ? Y Ruth Bader Ginsburg American judge 15/03/33 Nick Philippoussis Beast 1950 Y Michael Robinson Football 12/07/58 Olivia Newton-John Singer 26/09/48 Julian Assange Conspiracy theorist 03/07/71 Y Desmond Tutu Degree classification 07/10/31 Frankie Banali Musician 14/11/51 Jimmy Carter US politician 01/10/24 Imelda Marcos Fraud 02/07/29 Y Alex Trebek Television 22/07/40 Arch Stanton Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Ruth Bader Ginsburg American judge 15/03/33 Vera Lynn Musician 20/03/17 Max von Sydow Actor 10/04/29 Y Desmond Tutu Degree classification 07/10/31 Judi Dench Actress 09/12/34 Y Gary Glitter Beast 08/05/44 Y Bill Cosby Beast 12/07/37 Stuart Hall Beast 25/12/29 Mel Brooks Films 28/06/26 Frankie Muniz Actor 05/12/85 Y Charlie Sheen Actor 03/09/65 Elton John Musician 25/03/47 Boris Johnson UK politician 19/06/64 Y Donald Trump Twitter bigot 14/06/46 Ben Twilly Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Ian Watkins Beast 30/07/77 Y Henry Kissinger USA Politician 27/05/23 Pete Murray Broadcasting 19/09/25 Y Berry Gordy Motown 28/11/29 Y Tommy Docherty Football 24/04/28 Vince Hill Musician 16/04/34 Y Harry Gregg Football 27/10/32 Ron Flowers Football 28/07/34 Y Jimmy Greaves Football 20/02/40 Just Fontaine Football 18/08/33 Y Eileen Derbyshire Actress 06/10/31 Lee Trevino Golf 01/12/39 Y Ray Reardon Snooker 08/10/32 Y Rod Laver Tennis 09/08/38 Y Billy Jean King Linda Nolan Singer 23/02/59 Eileen Derbyshire Actress 06/10/31 Stanley Baxter Actor 24/05/26 Lester Piggott Horses 05/11/35 Denis Law Football 24/02/40 Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Jimmy Greaves Football 20/02/40 Nobby Stiles Football 18/05/42 Ozzy Osbourne Musician 03/12/48 Pat Smullen Horses 22/05/77 Y Paul Sinha Chaser 28/05/70 Y George Alagiah Newsreading 22/11/55 Barbara Windsor Actress 06/08/37 Y Gray O'Brien Actor 11/08/68 Gordon McQueen Football 26/06/52 Y BillyAnchor Liz Hurley Model 10/06/65 Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Nobby Stiles Football 18/05/42 Shane MacGowan Musician 25/12/57 Jimmy Carter US politician 01/10/24 Ozzy Osbourne Musician 03/12/48 Jimmy Greaves Football 20/02/40 Rod Laver Tennis 09/08/38 Y David Icke Conspiracy theorist 29/04/52 Y Salman Rushdie Writer 19/06/47 Y Julian Assange Conspiracy theorist 03/07/71 Y Betty White Actress 17/01/22 Joe Biden US politician 20/11/42 Y Clint Eastwood Actor 31/05/30 Willie Wallace Football 23/06/40 Y Bishop Briggs Heather MacRae Golf 23/09/83 Y David Hagen Football 05/05/73 George Alagiah Newsreading 22/11/55 John Andretti Racing driver 12/03/63 Y Tim Bilton Chef 1972 Terry Jones Actor 01/02/42 Lee Kerslake Musician 16/04/47 Christy Dignam Musician 23/05/60 Olivia Newton-John Singer 26/09/48 Michael Robinson Football 12/07/58 Tom Smith Rugby 31/10/71 Roger Scruton Writer 27/02/44 Y Brian Travers Musician 07/02/59 Y Alex Trebek Television 22/07/40 Bill Turnbull Broadcasting 25/01/56 Blootoon87 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/6/21 Virginia Roberts Guiffre Beast victim 1983 Y Bob Dylan Musician 24/05/41 Y Doddie Weir Rugby 04/07/70 Bobby George Darts 16/12/45 Y Meat Loaf ROBERT PAULSON 27/09/47 Jimmy Greaves Football 20/02/40 Ruth Bader Ginsburg American judge 15/03/33 Paul O'Grady Television 14/06/55 Y Elizabeth II Queen 21/04/26 John Henderson Darts 04/05/73 Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Jack Nicholson Actor 22/04/37 Billy Connolly Comedian 24/11/42 Alan Brazil Football 15/06/59 Y Bobby Skidmarks Artie Lange Comedian 11/10/67 Y “6ix9ine” The internet 08/05/96 Alex Trebek Television 22/07/40 Mel Brooks Films 28/06/26 Little Richard Musician 05/12/32 Y Murray Walker F1 commentary 10/10/23 Sidney Poitier Actor 20/02/27 Logan Paul The internet 01/04/95 Y Billy Connolly Comedian 24/11/42 Pete Davidson Comedian 16/11/93 Y Nobby Stiles Football 18/05/42 Shane MacGowan Musician 25/12/57 Joss Ackland Actor 29/02/28 Y Rose West Housewife 29/11/53 Y Clarissa Eden Wife 28/06/20 Y Bold Rover Chris Rea Musician 04/03/51 Y Jimmy Carter US politician 01/10/24 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 John Hume Irish politician 18/01/37 Y Imran Kham Pakistani politician 05/10/52 Y Brian Wilson Musician 20/06/42 Y June Spencer Actress 14/06/19 Y Hosni Mubarak Egyptian politician 04/05/28 David Steel UK politician 31/03/38 Y Olivia de Havilland Actress 01/07/16 George Wendt Actor 17/10/48 Y Douglas Hurd UK politician 8/3/30 Jimmie Macgregor Musician 10/03/30 Y Liz Carr Comedian 01/04/72 Y John Clark Football 13/03/41 Y BWAClyde Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Charlie Sheen Actor 03/09/65 Billy Connolly Comedian 24/11/42 David Jason Actor 02/02/40 Daniella Westbrook Ching 05/11/73 Paul Gascoigne Football 27/05/67 Tom Baker Actor 20/01/34 Y Mohamed Al-Fayed Business 27/01/29 Y Yoko Ono Band ruiner 18/02/33 Ric Flair Wrestling 25/02/49 Barbara Windsor Actress 06/08/37 Bobby Charlton Football 11/10/37 Ken Clarke UK politician 02/07/40 Terry Funk Wrestling 30/06/44 Y Lawrence Shreve Wrestling 11/01/41 Y cambozpar Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Elizabeth II Queen 21/04/26 Prince Andrew Nightclubber 19/02/60 Donald Trump Twitter bigot 14/06/46 “6ix9ine” The internet 08/05/96 David Attenborough Television 08/05/26 Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Paul Gascoigne Football 27/05/67 Vera Lynn Musician 20/03/17 Charlie Sheen Actor 03/09/65 Barbara Knox Actress 30/09/33 Harvey Weinstein Beast 19/03/52 Y Michael J. Fox Actor 09/06/61 R. Kelly Beast 08/01/67 Dick van Dyke Actor 13/12/25 Cardinal Richelieu Clarissa Eden Wife 28/06/20 Y Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Billy Connolly Comedian 24/11/42 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Jane Fonda Actress 21/12/37 Olivia Newton-John Singer 26/09/48 Val Kilmer Actor 31/12/59 Colin Powell US politician 05/04/37 Y Sharon Osbourne Wife 09/10/52 Y Robin Quivers Broadcasting 08/08/52 Y Jake Roberts Wrestling 30/05/55 Y Hulk Hogan Wrestling 11/08/53 Bret Hart Wrestling 02/07/57 Y James “The Sandman” Fullington Wrestling 16/06/63 Y Terry “Sabu” Brunk Wrestling 12/12/64 Y cdisaaccie Tom Smith Rugby 31/10/71 Alex Trebek Television 22/07/40 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/6/21 Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Meat Loaf ROBERT PAULSON 27/09/47 Olivia Newton-John Singer 26/09/48 Linda Nolan Singer 23/02/59 David Attenborough Television 8/5/26 Michael Robinson Football 12/07/58 Billy Connolly Comedian 24/11/42 Frankie Banali Musician 14/11/51 Ric Flair Wrestling 25/02/49 Barbara Windsor Actress 06/08/37 Jimmy Carter US politician 01/10/24 Dennis Skinner UK politician 11/02/32 choirbairn Doddie Weir Rugby 04/07/70 Des O'Connor Television 12/01/32 Bobby Charlton Football 11/10/37 Alan Hansen Football 13/06/55 Y Olivia de Havilland Actress 01/07/16 Glynis Johns Actress 05/10/23 Y Murray Walker F1 commentary 10/10/23 Nicholas Parsons Television 10/10/23 Burt Bacharach Musician 12/05/28 Y Irene Papas Actress 03/09/29 Y Ian St. John Football 07/06/38 Vera Lynn Musician 20/03/17 Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Edward James Olmos Actor 24/02/47 Y Cesar Luis Menotti Football 22/10/38 Y chomp my root David Hagen Football 05/05/73 Julie Strain Model 18/02/62 Y Greg Gilbert Musician ? Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Bill Turnbull Broadcasting 25/01/56 Tony Drewitt-Barlow Adoptive parent ? Y Avant Musician 26/04/78 Y Gerd Muller Football 03/11/45 Michael Robinson Football 12/07/58 Clifford Harper Anarchist 13/07/49 Y Terry Jones Actor 01/02/42 Sam Lloyd Actor 12/11/63 David Gulpilil Dancer 01/07/53 Tom Smith Rugby 31/10/71 Alexander Gorbunov Blogger 31/01/92 Y CountyFan Kirk Douglas Actor 09/12/16 Olivia de Havilland Actress 01/07/16 Vera Lynn Musician 20/03/17 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Jimmy Carter US politician 01/10/24 Doddie Weir Rugby 04/07/70 Murray Walker F1 commentary 10/10/23 Akihito Emperor of Japan 23/12/33 Y June Brown Actress 16/02/27 Desmond Tutu Degree classification 07/10/31 Dick van Dyke Actor 13/12/25 Mikhail Gorbachev Russian politician 02/03/31 Sidney Poitier Actor 20/02/27 R. Kelly Beast 08/01/67 Pierre Cardin Fashion 02/07/22 dee_62 Smokey Robinson Musician 19/02/40 Y Art Garfunkel Musician 05/11/41 Y Freda Payne Musician 19/11/42 Y Paul Simon Musician 31/10/41 Y Ray Dorset Musician 21/03/46 Y Dave Edmunds Musician 15/04/44 Y Rolf Harris Beast 30/03/30 Dana Scallon Musician 30/08/51 Y Tony Burrows Musician 14/04/42 Y Nobby Stiles Football 18/05/42 Bobby Charlton Football 11/10/37 Jack Charlton Football 08/05/35 Norman Hunter Football 29/10/43 Y Norman Greenbaum Musician 20/11/42 Y Billy Cox Musician 16/11/39 Y doulikefish Kirk Douglas Actor 9/12/16 Michael Douglas Actor 25/09/44 Y Murray Walker F1 Commentator 10/10/23 George W. 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Jim McLean Football 02/08/37 Murray Walker F1 commentary 10/10/23 Hosni Mubarak Egyptian politician 04/05/28 Michael Schumacher F1 03/01/69 Julie Andrews Actress 01/10/35 Y Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Bill Turnbull Broadcasting 25/01/56 Doddie Weir Rugby 04/07/70 Christopher Plummer Actor 13/12/29 Y Eileen Derbyshire Actress 06/10/31 Michael Barrymore Party host 04/05/52 Y Billy Connolly Comedian 24/11/42 Ratko Mladic War criminal 12/03/42 Y Dickie Bird Cricket 19/04/33 Y Rolf Harris Beast 30/03/30 Eednud Michael Caine Actor 14/03/33 Y Jack Nicholson Actor 22/04/37 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Ian Ure Football 07/12/39 Y Bill Wyman Musician 24/10/36 Y Brigitte Bardot Actress 28/09/34 Y John Cleese Actor 27/10/39 Y Keith Richards Musician 18/12/43 Margreth II of Denmark Danish Queen 16/04/40 Y Kim Kardashian “implant enhanced turd” 21/10/80 Y Maggie Smith Actress 28/12/34 Y Pele Football 23/10/40 Paul Keating Australian politician 18/01/44 Y Rupert Murdoch “News” 11/03/31 Elliott Gould Actor 29/08/38 Empty It Prince Andrew Nightclubber 19/02/60 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Paul Gascoigne Football 27/05/67 Jim Jefferies Football 22/11/50 Y Meat Loaf ROBERT PAULSON 27/09/47 David Attenborough Television 08/05/26 Pope Francis Pope 17/12/36 Y Shaun Ryder Musician 23/08/62 Y John Major UK politician 29/03/43 Pete Doherty Musician 12/03/79 Y expatowner Val Kilmer Actor 31/12/59 Doddie Weir Rugby 04/07/70 Ruth Bader Ginsburg American judge 15/03/33 Phil Spector Music producer 26/12/39 Nobby Stiles Football 18/05/42 Jimmy Greaves Football 20/02/40 David Crosby Musician 14/08/41 Y Tommy Docherty Football 24/04/28 Boris Spassky Chess 30/01/37 Y Jack Charlton Football 08/05/35 Christy Dignam Musician 23/05/60 Stephen Darby Football 06/10/88 Y Bob Harris Broadcasting 11/04/46 Y Li Ka-shing Business 13/06/28 Y Jiang Zemin Chinese politician 17/08/26 Y Flybhoy Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 Nobby Stiles Football 18/05/42 Paul Gascoigne Football 27/05/67 Michael Douglas Actor 25/09/44 Y Jack Nicholson Actor 22/04/37 Elizabeth II Queen 21/04/26 Norman Tebbit UK politician 29/03/31 Pele Football 23/10/40 Johnny Beattie Actor 9/11/26 Elton John Musician 25/03/47 Gerard Houllier Football 03/09/47 Y Johnny Adair Terrorist 27/10/63 Y Peter Tobin Handyman 27/08/46 Bobby Charlton Football 11/10/37 Neil Diamond Musician 24/01/41 Y Fuctifano Tom Smith Rugby 31/10/71 Alex Trebek Television 22/07/40 Stirling Moss Racing driver 17/09/29 Peter Alliss Golf 28/02/31 Y Glen Michael Television 16/05/26 Jimmy Calderwood Football 28/02/55 Y George Alagiah Newsreading 22/11/55 Mikhail Gorbachev Russian politician 02/03/31 Murray Walker F1 commentary 10/10/23 Bill Turnbull Broadcasting 25/01/56 Prince Philip Queen's man 10/06/21 C.W. 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Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 My post will contain the names of 15 cūnts guaranteed to live forever. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 What will this post contain? I'm open to serious offers for advertising purposes. I'm in early negotiations with Stannah and Saga. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 What will this post contain? I'm open to serious offers for advertising purposes. I'm in early negotiations with Stannah and Saga. Funeral Directors ads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 This post will contain a joke based on the first dead person's name/profession/most famous achievement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: This post will contain a joke based on the first dead person's name/profession/most famous achievement First past the post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) I don't like your new firing squad rule. It's clear that the best strategy is to use up a pick making the very boring Prince Philip (or whoever) choice because there's a big bonus for picking him, and no great reason for not picking him. It's a non-decision. The only way it makes the game more interesting is if Prince Philip dies before the end of the year and everyone has to try to guess who the nextmost popular choice is. I think the intent of the rule, of taking pity on the zero pointers, is reasonable.Without too much thought going into it, the way I'd suggest achieving the same goal next year would be for someone who picks a team that lasts to the end of the year, give them a small age-dependent points bonus on their picks' total ages (age divided by a factor of something like 6 or so, maybe) so that you might get a good score if you are canny enough to pick a team of centenarians who last out the year. Something that eliminates zero-pointers while having all the picks be meaningful choices. Edited December 10, 2019 by Aim Here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Am I missing something on the firing squad rule? Won't you need to have picked the firing squad favourite to qualify for the bonus points? In which case you wouldn't be a zero-pointer any more anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 If you don't manage to have anyone in your team die, or just one auld c**t, then surely that's just tough shit? This is like the deadpool equivalent of giving everyone in the race a medal. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: If you don't manage to have anyone in your team die, or just one auld c**t, then surely that's just tough shit? This is like the deadpool equivalent of giving everyone in the race a medal. Yup, its worked ok so far. If it ain't broke...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Jim Smith (managed Portsmouth, Derby County and Oxford United) dies aged 79 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50731748. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Jim Smith (managed Portsmouth, Derby County and Oxford United) dies aged 79 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50731748.2020 is 3 weeks away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Jim Smith (managed Portsmouth, Derby County and Oxford United) dies aged 79 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50731748. 2019 dead pool thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: 2019 dead pool thread for this pish. It's too early for 2020. GTF, ya soap dodging onanist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 On 08/12/2019 at 12:47, Miguel Sanchez said: It is your responsibility to ensure all of your entrants are alive. Don't do what someone did last year and pick Neil Armstrong (d.2012). In other words you can't pick Ian Brady but you can pick James Grady you can't pick Saddam Hussein but you can pick Harry Kane you can't pick bullet the dog you can't pick kermit the frog but you can pick Liam Neeson and the guy who sings "what a feeling, dancing on the ceiling". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 There's yer David Bellamy deed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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