FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Right, I can’t be the lone sufferer. Who else sneezes an excessive amount, but triggered by a single solitary sneeze. Like no build up of a sneezing fit, one sneeze and that’s it. What’s even worse is being asthmatic and it bringing on an ever so mild asthma attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Right, I can’t be the lone sufferer. Who else sneezes an excessive amount, but triggered by a single solitary sneeze. Like no build up of a sneezing fit, one sneeze and that’s it. What’s even worse is being asthmatic and it bringing on an ever so mild asthma attack. I sympathise with the asthma thing, but I quite enjoy sneezing. It's like a mini-orgasm. I just had one a minute ago and now I'm smoking a cigarette. Edited December 3, 2019 by Cardinal Richelieu 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 I sympathise with the asthma thing, but I quite enjoy sneezing. It's like a mini-orgasm. I just had one a minute ago and now I'm smoking a cigarette. Always feel like I’ve had a good w**k when I’ve a blocked nose and you get that belter of a sneeze. Post w**k nap required after. Aside from that I hate sneezing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I am a really loud sneezer. I am that guy in the office. I find trying to contain them makes me feel bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 My wife likes it when I sneeze while she's sitting on the sausage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 21 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I am a really loud sneezer. I am that guy in the office. I find trying to contain them makes me feel bad. Yep. Me too. f**k the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I've become one of those c***s that shouts when they sneeze, and should do the decent thing and look at flights to Zurich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I've become one of those c***s that shouts when they sneeze, and should do the decent thing and look at flights to Zurich. i shout "get tae f**k" or "f**k off" when i sneeze now. bad habit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I can't sneeze just once, has to be at least 300 times in a ten minute period or not at all. I never used to be like that but f**k knows what's happened to change things. Sneezing during a hay fever bout is the worst of the lot though - none of that slightly orgasmic feeling that Cardinal mentions, just a horrible, stabby pain at the back of your throat and the pain of a thousand needles in your eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Not sure if they are still on sale but my granny used to give me big boxes of soluble CoCodamaol and a glass of it would stop my sneezing attacks. Got them all the time as a youngster. Don't get them too often now - cat hair can set me off - but Mrs Par keeps a far cleaner house than my mum did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Sneezing while hovered over multiple lines of ching makes me shout “f**k off!”, normally mates repeat the same phrase very quickly. Other than that, sneezing can be a pleasure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 A sneeze is no friend to an upset stomach. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) I used be a really quiet sneezer but after I had radiotherapy on my neck I have to do it loud as stifling it is painful and it's like my head will explode. I deserve footballers wages. eta Mrs romeo is one of the aforementioned multiple sneezers which is just attention seeking imo Edited December 3, 2019 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 When I was a kid, I sneezed incessantly most days. This was in the 60's and 70's when such a thing was seen as a character flaw, so I just accepted it and never sought any kind of treatment. As I grew older, I (mostly) grew out of it. One time after I was living in my own place, my Mum came to visit and, bless her, did my washing while I was at work. And I had an attack of sneezing the following day, just like when I was a kid. I went out with my girlfriend that night and one of the first things she said was "Fucking hell, your shirt really smells of soap flakes." Yes, all those years, my Mum had simply been over-dosing on the amount of soap needed when doing laundry and this was what I was allergic too. Once I started doing my own washing, the problem went away. Anyway, we've been having some major high winds here this last few days. There's all kinds of crap in the air and for about 3 days I've been in a permanent state of having just sneezed, or beginning the wind up for the next one...which may or may not ever get here. Miserable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 The sun coming out from behind a cloud is enough to start me sneezing. We have a loud sneezer at work. However, if someone says "bless you" to her after the first one, she stops. If it isn't forthcoming then a second arrives about five seconds later. I think she's at it tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I sympathise with the asthma thing, but I quite enjoy sneezing. It's like a mini-orgasm. I just had one a minute ago and now I'm smoking a cigarette. 5 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Always feel like I’ve had a good w**k when I’ve a blocked nose and you get that belter of a sneeze. Post w**k nap required after. Aside from that I hate sneezing. I know we like to joke about people on P&B being deviants, but fucking hell lads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 I know we like to joke about people on P&B being deviants, but fucking hell ladsErr right sorry...what’s wanking? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Sneezy w**k w**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Wasn't there a film where some lassie had a bout of sneezing whenever she came? Might have been the other way round, right enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Wasn't there a film where some lassie had a bout of sneezing whenever she came? Might have been the other way round, right enough Timberlake in Friends With Benefits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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