HibsFan Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Malky3 said: Unfortunately for Hibs they appointed Jack Ross. A man who is so good at recognising talent that he got rid of attackers like Shankland, McMullen, and Hardie replacing them with Hippolyte and Foy and who pissed off top goalscorer Gavin Reilly to accommodate Danny Mullen. And who at Sunderland decided to sell their matchwinner and top goalscorer Josh Maja for an "undisclosed fee" and talented winger Joel Asoro, so he could replace them with Will Grigg, Lewis Morgan and Kezaiah Sterling. Malky the Jilted Lover coming across as very sane and rational here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenHibee Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Christian ****ing Doidge. He can't stop. He won't stop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Hibs Score against the balance of play Then proceed to boot shite out of the opposite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) Can't believe it was only a few weeks ago that we were calling Doidge the Welsh goal virgin. With his goal virginity well and truly lost now, Shagger Doidge™ is now cutting around picking up goals like it's closing time in the club. Edited November 26, 2019 by HibsFan 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 St Mirren missing sitters all over the shop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Ulises de la Cruz said: St Mirren missing sitters all over the shop. It just doesn't break for the wee teams. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenHibee Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, HibsFan said: Can't believe it was only a few weeks ago that we were calling Doidge the Welsh goal virgin. With his goal virginity well and truly lost now, Shagger Doidge is now cutting around picking up goals like it's closing time in the club. Smashing goals and nailing hoes - Christian Doidge. Edited November 26, 2019 by AberdeenHibee 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) Edited November 26, 2019 by BawWatchin 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 HT 0-1 Pretty even game, we’ve had a few chances before and after we went behind. Hibs goal is really poor from us, it’s a cross from our left that should have been closed down better. The centre halves then defend it badly, the header is weak and straight to Hladky but deflects off one of the defence backs and goes in. Nightmare. Need to get Andreu on I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) I think I know what's happened here. Heckingbottom (wee guy, VL, English etc.) couldn't command any respect from a certified shagger like Doidge. As time wore on, Heckingbottom's shortcomings with the opposite sex began to rub off on Doidge. His virginity started to grow back in a lack of goals. Ron Gordon, sensing that this was happening, shows Heckingbottom the door. And just to make sure, he brings in one of the biggest shaggers to grace the Scottish game - Jack Ross. Ross spends the next few weeks teaching Doidge his ways, and here we are today - Shagger Doidge™ has just netted his fifth goal in two and a half games. Edited November 26, 2019 by HibsFan 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 St.Mirren’s home kit is the worst strip in the SPFL this season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) A new gold standard rage pic? Edited November 26, 2019 by Bairnardo 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 minute ago, HibsFan said: I think I know what's happened here. Heckingbottom (wee guy, VL, English etc.) couldn't command any respect from a certified shagger like Doidge. As time wore on, Heckingbottom's shortcomings with the opposite sex began to rub off on Doidge. His virginity started to grow back. Ron Gordon, sensing that this was happening, shows Heckingbottom the door. And just to make sure, he brings in one of the biggest shaggers to grace the Scottish game - Jack Ross. Ross spends the next few weeks teaching Doidge his ways, and here we are today - Shagger Doidge™ has just netted his fifth goal in two and a half games. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Nice to see some quality Bowie songs at HT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) Not much presence from the St Murn boeys on the thread tonight. They probably won't mind us going on to win this game, as they'll simply claim to have a clause that entitles them to 33% of the points. Edited November 26, 2019 by HibsFan 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Lofarl said: Nice to see some quality Bowie songs at HT Makes a refreshing change from that "booooooooooooo" track they were playing all the way through the first half. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I'm starting to think we might not have made the most of having Jack Ross as manager. Jpeg-wise, I mean. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snifter Pee Rot Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 needs Boyler and Horgan on sooner rather than later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snifter Pee Rot Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Lofarl said: Nice to see some quality Bowie songs at HT Yep, real music and not whatever shite Scooter is banning from alleged public performance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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