sfha Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014.Nationalisation will sort you out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 19 minutes ago, sfha said: I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014. Back independence mate, then you'll only have one party leaflet to deliver people all year round in our new socialist/communist/marxist utopia. I read it in a tory leaflet somewhere.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 19 minutes ago, sfha said: I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014. I think one of the parties is talking about re-nationalising you. Maybe you could ask for a bonus per leaflet delivered. Heady days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 8 hours ago, sfha said: I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014. Never mind, you've got all the Christmas presents to steal soon. You also get to spend afternoons in the pub with your alkie pals. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar 2nd Tier Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 8 hours ago, sfha said: I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014. Just go and do your job. Moaning twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 We used to have the same postie year in year out with the post reliably delivered promptly in the morning, now we don't have the same person two days running with the post arriving at any hour, shambles. Anyway E-mail and social media has overtaken snail mail and the moaner here would have seen double the amount of post back in the day pre internet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Just deliver them and stop wasting time reading them, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Do you wear shorts? Why do posties always wear shorts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Extra shoe allowance for you under a Labour government 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. This is what made Britain Great.!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: 8 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. This is what made Britain Great.!!! Bare fingers sticking to letterboxes in February, going on strike before Xmas so the big sorting offices in Birmingham and London could get a better bonus, comparing dogbite scars between deliveries as your boots dried out over radiators, the curtain twitchers on Giro day calling you a c**t if theirs was delayed.... glory days my friend, glory days. Edited November 24, 2019 by NewBornBairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Do you wear shorts? Why do posties always wear shorts? Why are you always staring at posties' legs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Give posties footballers wages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Give posties footballers wages. They'll probably deliver them through the wrong door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 In Inverness footballers get postie's wages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Sorry, give the dogs who bite posties, footballers wages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 59 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. ^^^^ first class male. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 58 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Why are you always staring at posties' legs? Well, I’ve got a collection of them hanging up in my shed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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