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I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014.

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19 minutes ago, sfha said:

I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014.

Back independence mate, then you'll only have one party leaflet to deliver people all year round in our new socialist/communist/marxist utopia. ūüėÉ

I read it in a tory leaflet somewhere....

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19 minutes ago, sfha said:

I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014.

I think one of the parties is talking about re-nationalising you. Maybe you could ask for a bonus per leaflet delivered. Heady days.

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8 hours ago, sfha said:

I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014.

Never mind, you've got all the Christmas presents to steal soon. You also get to spend afternoons in the pub with your alkie pals.

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I'm a postie and am fed up delivering all their bullshit leaflets umpteen times since 2014.

Please think of the dividends of your shareholders c/o the Tory vermin and redouble your delivery efforts. No overtime.

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We used to have the same postie year in year out with the post reliably delivered promptly in the morning, now we don't have the same person two days running with the post arriving at any hour, shambles.

Anyway E-mail and social media has overtaken snail mail and the moaner here would have seen double the amount of post back in the day pre internet.

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Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. 

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Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. 
This is what made Britain Great.!!!

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5 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:
8 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:
Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. 

This is what made Britain Great.!!!

Bare fingers sticking to letterboxes in February, going on strike before Xmas so the big sorting offices in Birmingham and London could get a better bonus, comparing dogbite scars between deliveries as your boots dried out over radiators, the curtain twitchers on Giro day calling you a c**t if theirs was delayed.... glory days my friend, glory days.

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Do you wear shorts? 
Why do posties always wear shorts?

Why are you always staring at posties' legs?

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6 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

Give posties footballers wages.

They'll probably deliver them through the wrong door.

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59 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

Only one delivery a day for the modern, soft postie. When I did it, we did two deliveries a day, 72lb mail bags (no trollies) and we were still in the pub by 2pm. All the overtime you could handle at Christmas providing you had enough coke and speed to keep you going - none of that poncey Pro Plus or "energy" drinks. 

^^^^ first class male.

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