BFTD Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 It's a slow burn, but this thread has the potential to be the new Taxidermy Looks Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 3 hours ago, madwullie said: Why is there a can of supermarket own brand tonic with a UK flag on it? It's The Gincardine's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Not very kilt friendly. I may regret asking, but what is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 21 minutes ago, Mr Waldo said: Not very kilt friendly. I may regret asking, but what is it? looks like its for stretching your old chap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, 101 said: looks like its for stretching your old chap Or reducing length of your left leg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 How would you wear it without anyone noticing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Waldo said: Not very kilt friendly. I may regret asking, but what is it? For pishing on the go , possibly ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: For pishing on the go , possibly ? Does it direct the pish up your own arse? I don't know if I'd like that. It would be better going in to a hip flask type thing...clearly labelled PISH of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 I thought it was to make it look like you've got a massive dong through your trousers. Not that I'd need one, but some poor maggot wielders might 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Does it direct the pish up your own arse? I don't know if I'd like that. It would be better going in to a hip flask type thing...clearly labelled PISH of course. I think that's the diagram of how a female should wear it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 43 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I think that's the diagram of how a female should wear it. Very confusing. It's a no from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Very confusing. It's a no from me. Pm me your details and I'll get one ordered to you Edited August 11, 2020 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 Wish owner meets dragons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 (edited) It finally happened. Someone has taken the dildo chair that George Clooney develops in Burn After Reading and has made a portable version. Edited August 20, 2020 by Stevie Aitken's Love Child 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 26 minutes ago, Stevie Aitken's Love Child said: It finally happened. Someone has taken the dildo chair that George Clooney develops in Burn After Reading and had made a portable version. Imagine how fucking desperate for a table with a dick on it you'd have to be to send $592 to a dodgy Chinese site for one. Got to hope it's discretely wrapped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, madwullie said: Imagine how fucking desperate for a table with a dick on it you'd have to be to send $592 to a dodgy Chinese site for one. Got to hope it's discretely wrapped You just know that it's going to have the Chinese for "travel cock chair" emblazoned all over the box, don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said: Hahaha I saw that yesterday too. Belter. Think my wish has been refreshed as there's loads I've never seen before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 13 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: That's made for @mathematics house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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