pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: eta: not forgetting anyone who says on 21.12 "ooooh - the evenings will be drawing out now" - a special, hard beating (leave it) reserved for them On that day, I check the news. Just to make sure no-one has assumed control of all the planets in the Solar Federation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 6 hours ago, throbber said: November is a really shit month with the thought of Christmas being about all that can pull you through but it’s too early to start putting up decorations until the 1st December then it’s fine to get the decorations out and go all out Christmas for the entire month to get you through the cold and the dark. Yeah, I lean more towards this, November start listening to Christmas songs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Oleksandr said: Yeah, I lean more towards this, November start listening to Christmas songs? There is never a good time to start listening to Christmas songs. Not even Christmas itself. I like a lot of different kinds of music, but if I ever have to listen to these three songs in particular ever again, I might start sweating more than Nonce Andrew in a live interview.... Pogues & Kirsty McColl ‘Fairytale of New York’, Jona Lewie ‘Stop the Cavalry’, Boney M ‘Mary’s Boy Child’. The rest of them can fcuk off too. Greg Lake, Wham, McCartney, Wizzard, even Slade. Enough. Please God. Edited November 22, 2019 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just now, pozbaird said: There is never a good time to start listening to Christmas songs. Not even Christmas itself. I like a lot of different kinds of music, but if I ever have to listen to these three songs in particular ever again, I might start sweating more than Nonce Andrew in a live interview.... Pogues & Kirsty McColl ‘Fairy Tale of New York’, Jona Lewie ‘Stop the Cavalry’, Boney M ‘Mary’s Boy Child’. The rest of them can fcuk off too. Greg Lake, Wham, McCartney, Wizzard, even Slade. Enough. Please God. Hmmmm there must be one you like, hows about band aid "do they know its christmas time at all the original one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Oleksandr said: Hmmmm there must be one you like, hows about band aid "do they know its christmas time at all the original one Nope. I have a complete aversion to ‘Christmas’ songs. Hate the entire genre. Rum-pum, rump-a-pum, rum, pum, pum.... GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 There's a billboard in Edinburgh that says "Good luck on 25th". It has been up for weeks. Might be for KFC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: Nope. I have a complete aversion to ‘Christmas’ songs. Hate the entire genre. Rum-pum, rump-a-pum, rum, pum, pum.... GTF. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: Nope. I have a complete aversion to ‘Christmas’ songs. Hate the entire genre. Rum-pum, rump-a-pum, rum, pum, pum.... GTF. Robbie Williams has one out, it's a fucking stinker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Oleksandr said: Why? Because you like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Oleksandr said: Why? I don’t like them because they are twee, sugary, omni-present, played in shops in fcuking November, and, in my opinion, many of them are written to merely rake in royalty cash, and are a pension padder...especially back in the day. The days of kiddy fiddling DJs and pop stars, TOTP at lunchtime, and the Morecambe & Wise Christmas special being the highlight of the day. I have now indulged you with a serious, and thought-out reply. Now, can I just get back to not liking Christmas songs in peace? Yo, ho, fcuking ho, it’s Christmassss! Fcuk off Noddy. Edited November 22, 2019 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 27 minutes ago, pozbaird said: I don’t like them because they are twee, sugary, omni-present, played in shops in fcuking November, and, in my opinion, many of them are written to merely rake in royalty cash, and are a pension padder...especially back in the day. The days of kiddy fiddling DJs and pop stars, TOTP at lunchtime, and the Morecambe & Wise Christmas special being the highlight of the day. I have now indulged you with a serious, and thought-out reply. Now, can I just get back to not liking Christmas songs in peace? Yo, ho, fcuking ho, it’s Christmassss! Fcuk off Noddy. Bit grinch like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 37 minutes ago, Oleksandr said: Bit grinch like I like Christmas, just don’t like Christmas songs. Nothing grinch like about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: I like Christmas, just don’t like Christmas songs. Nothing grinch like about it. Not even... Bell end Ring peace Edited November 22, 2019 by The DA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 Some say my poll threads are the countdown because they finish on Christmas day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: I like Christmas, just don’t like Christmas songs. Nothing grinch like about it. You telling me your toe ain't tapping? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just now, Oleksandr said: You telling me your toe ain't tapping? Nope. I actually think the Pogues ‘Fairytale of New York’ is a beautiful song, but I’m fcuking sick of hearing it. So much so that I now truly dislike it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Nope. I actually think the Pogues ‘Fairytale of New York’ is a beautiful song, but I’m fcuking sick of hearing it. So much so that I now truly dislike it. PAH RUM PUM PUM PUM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Nope. I actually think the Pogues ‘Fairytale of New York’ is a beautiful song, but I’m fcuking sick of hearing it. So much so that I now truly dislike it.Twice I got into the car and started it up to find, 1st, feed the world then 2nd fairytale of New York. Wanted to rip the radio out and through it onto the road. It’s November. No wonder Christmas has no real meaning anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share Posted November 23, 2019 10 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Twice I got into the car and started it up to find, 1st, feed the world then 2nd fairytale of New York. Wanted to rip the radio out and through it onto the road. It’s November. No wonder Christmas has no real meaning anymore. Throw* It still has meaning, just people celebrate it from earlier. It's good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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