Cosmic Joe Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My mate's Mum blundered in to Rod Stieger's hotel room to clean it when he was baw deep in a rent boy. Is it worse than that.? As long as she washed her hands afterwards... Edited November 20, 2019 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Kuro said: You think that is outlandish? Sorry, my mistake. I doubt there's many people out there that don't have a similar tale to tell. Like the time John Candy scudded me on the back of the head with a golf ball. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Sorry, my mistake. I doubt there's many people out there that don't have a similar tale to tell. Like the time John Candy scudded me on the back of the head with a golf ball. Did I ever tell you about the time I fell out with that googly eyed cünt Jim Kerr? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Prince Andrew's aide once gave me fiver if I said that he was here eating pizza all night. 2001, Pizza Express, Woking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 29 minutes ago, Kuro said: He never spoke.directly to me, only his aide. A few others were like that too,.brian cox and colin montgomerie to name two. Maybe they all thought you were a dick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did I ever tell you about the time I fell out with that googly eyed cünt Jim Kerr? What were all the things he said? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, Kuro said: The owner of the Miami dolphins gave me forty quid for doing the same thing, twice. How does that work? Did you take his bags up to the room, then take them away again, then bring them back? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: How does that work? Did you take his bags up to the room, then take them away again, then bring them back? Checking in and checking out. I also witnessed him pay his seven grand bill in cash. He had it on him. Edited November 20, 2019 by Kuro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Kuro said: Checking in and checking out. Not the same thing then....twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: Not the same thing then....twice. Its exactly the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, Kuro said: Its exactly the same There's a fairly significant difference. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, Shotgun said: There's a fairly significant difference. No there isn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Kuro said: Its exactly the same Some fucking Buttons you were, thinking arriving and leaving are the same thing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: What were all the things he said? He promised me a miracle...he didn't really. He was raging that I was talking to his burd. He didn't speak at all, he glared at me in an aggressive manner. At least I think it was me and the woman told me she could see he was bealing. I hasten to add this wasn't Patsy Kensit or Chrissie Hynd. It was some fat trumpet in a fur coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Hoi laddie! Whaur's ma bags? Why, they're oot on the pavement. Whit fir? I've just checked in. I need them in ma room. Och, it's exackly the same. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: Some fucking Buttons you were, thinking arriving and leaving are the same thing. They're literally identical in reverse order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, Kuro said: They're literally identical in reverse order. Not the same then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: Not the same then? Exactly the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 f**k the f**k off. Came onto this thread, saw 5 new pages of posts and thought there had been some mad development. Nope, just Pep's attention seeking. Pish. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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