Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 There's a battered old white Fiat Uno that is always parked up in Gorgie. If it suddenly vanishes then Andy had better watch his back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: There's a battered old white Fiat Uno that is always parked up in Gorgie. If it suddenly vanishes Isn't that par for the course for any car parked in Gorgie for any length of time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: The lack of apostrophe is Freudian, methinks... Freudian. Where you say one thing but mean a mother. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Don't know about the hotel bit but this is largely true. I used to work with a lass whose husband was a seaman on HMS Invincible, the warship on which Cunto allegedly served. Despite what was reported in the sycophantic press, he was kept well away from any danger.My current boss encountered him in the Navy and he was a big fan of being a complete c**t to anyone he encountered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 New advertising campaign ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 On 19/11/2019 at 15:08, Florentine_Pogen said: An 'interesting' read for your next visit to the Throneroom :- https://hangthebankers.com/prince-philip-is-this-the-sickest-man-in-the-uk/ Bloody he'll that's some read 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Freudian. Where you say one thing but mean a mother. That's a really clever line BillyWanchor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 43 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: New advertising campaign ! That looks more like Nick Knowles. He's a fucking dick too though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 He's chucked it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 He's chucked it!I presume he will be chucking the money too. [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 9 hours ago, pozbaird said: ‘Andrew’s a nonce and I’m being impeached, but wait ‘til you hear this. They’ve went for Mourinho. Fcuking Jose Mourinho. Christ on a bike.’ Trump might be an imbecile, but he has a grasp of the past participle... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, Angusfifer said: Trump might be an imbecile, but he has a grasp of the past participle... Fcuk. I’ve been done by the past participle polis’. My sponsors and charity partners will be cutting all ties with me tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Prince Andrew stepping down from his hectic schedule to spend more time with the kids . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Prince Andrew to step back from public duties 'for foreseeable future'Obviously this is Brenda code for “That reprehensible little maggot is so fücking toxic that he’s surrounded by bargepole wielding peasants who won’t go near him so we need to sub him toot sweet and promote the ginger cünt Hewitt....” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: My current boss encountered him in the Navy and he was a big fan of being a complete c**t to anyone he encountered. Anybody remember the time he sprayed paint over some press photographers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Given up all royal duties. Bit like me announcing giving up doing the ironing... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Given up all royal duties. Bit like me announcing giving up doing the ironing... Can anyone give a flying f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) That interview had to be the worst PR decision since John Gummer force fed his 4 year old daughter possibly/maybe mad cow's diseased burger. Edited November 20, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 That dude is going to be Princess Diana’d.NAP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Whatever happened to the other c**t? Prince Edward? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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