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Surely we can make "welshbairn is a sweaty nonce" P&B's first attempt for a Christmas #1.

I saw an abbreviated headline today of "Prince Andrew tests positive for..." and genuinely assumed it would be HIV, or some other sexually transmitted disease. Silly me, assuming it'd be on the news if one of the royals was raddled with syphilis.

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9 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I saw an abbreviated headline today of "Prince Andrew tests positive for..." and genuinely assumed it would be HIV, or some other sexually transmitted disease. Silly me, assuming it'd be on the news if one of the royals was raddled with syphilis.

Leishmaniasis would be a much more worthy affliction to be visited on that cvnt.

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Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life".  I wonder which nightclubs and Pizza Express outlets he'll choose to patronise, assuming there are any around Balmoral / Holyrood Palace ?

https://www.thenational.scot/news/20204541.prince-andrew-sent-scotland-rebuild-life/

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13 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life".  I wonder which nightclubs and Pizza Express outlets he'll choose to patronise, assuming there are any around Balmoral / Holyrood Palace ?

https://www.thenational.scot/news/20204541.prince-andrew-sent-scotland-rebuild-life/

We don't want him. Send him to Rwanda if it's such a lovely place.

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14 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life" hide away and die in solitude.

FTFY, but seriously, unless you live in Balmoral and limit life to areas around it in a manner similar to living in Castle Huntly, how out of touch do you have to be in order to think that Scotland is a better place to rebuild?

Eta: anyone fancy laying stones on a hillside of an adjacent estate, spelling NONCE in 10m high letters?

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Eta: anyone fancy laying stones on a hillside of an adjacent estate, spelling NONCE in 10m high letters?

In Berat, Enver Hoxha had his name written in stone on the mountain facing the city. After the fall of communism locals changed Enver to Never. 3028d133683194ebfdf96cb77a342a33.jpg
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14 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life".  I wonder which nightclubs and Pizza Express outlets he'll choose to patronise, assuming there are any around Balmoral / Holyrood Palace ?

https://www.thenational.scot/news/20204541.prince-andrew-sent-scotland-rebuild-life/

As long as he gets similar level of housing as other asylum seekers, I am all for it.

Can imagine him being chased round Wester Hailes by the wee radges on BMX bikes 😆

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1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said:

FTFY, but seriously, unless you live in Balmoral and limit life to areas around it in a manner similar to living in Castle Huntly, how out of touch do you have to be in order to think that Scotland is a better place to rebuild?

It's a bit of an indictment of the media. If you're up to no good, just head north and most will lose interest.

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