welshbairn Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Think I'd go into hiding too if "welshbairn is a sweaty nonce" was shooting up the charts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, welshbairn said: Think I'd go into hiding too if "welshbairn is a sweaty nonce" was shooting up the charts. Sounds like something by the Lostprophets. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Think I'd go into hiding too if "welshbairn is a sweaty nonce" was shooting up the charts. Is it getting re-released? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is it getting re-released? God I hope not, the vinyl 45 is worth nearly 75p now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Surely we can make "welshbairn is a sweaty nonce" P&B's first attempt for a Christmas #1. I saw an abbreviated headline today of "Prince Andrew tests positive for..." and genuinely assumed it would be HIV, or some other sexually transmitted disease. Silly me, assuming it'd be on the news if one of the royals was raddled with syphilis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, BFTD said: I saw an abbreviated headline today of "Prince Andrew tests positive for..." and genuinely assumed it would be HIV, or some other sexually transmitted disease. Silly me, assuming it'd be on the news if one of the royals was raddled with syphilis. Leishmaniasis would be a much more worthy affliction to be visited on that cvnt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Leishmaniasis would be a much more worthy affliction to be visited on that cvnt. Delivering rank poetry in a Fife accent? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Delivering rank poetry in a Fife accent? There was a coo, in league two, it's no there noo. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: See he's caught covid, very convenient. Thank you. Makes a change for him being in the news for something positive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life". I wonder which nightclubs and Pizza Express outlets he'll choose to patronise, assuming there are any around Balmoral / Holyrood Palace ? https://www.thenational.scot/news/20204541.prince-andrew-sent-scotland-rebuild-life/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life". I wonder which nightclubs and Pizza Express outlets he'll choose to patronise, assuming there are any around Balmoral / Holyrood Palace ? https://www.thenational.scot/news/20204541.prince-andrew-sent-scotland-rebuild-life/ We don't want him. Send him to Rwanda if it's such a lovely place. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 For God the Queen so loved the world Scotland that He she gave His only begotten her nonciest Son 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 We should send him homeward to think again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life" hide away and die in solitude. FTFY, but seriously, unless you live in Balmoral and limit life to areas around it in a manner similar to living in Castle Huntly, how out of touch do you have to be in order to think that Scotland is a better place to rebuild? Eta: anyone fancy laying stones on a hillside of an adjacent estate, spelling NONCE in 10m high letters? Edited June 13, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Eta: anyone fancy laying stones on a hillside of an adjacent estate, spelling NONCE in 10m high letters?In Berat, Enver Hoxha had his name written in stone on the mountain facing the city. After the fall of communism locals changed Enver to Never. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 14 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Various rags reporting that Nonce Andrew may be coming to Scotland to "rebuild his life". I wonder which nightclubs and Pizza Express outlets he'll choose to patronise, assuming there are any around Balmoral / Holyrood Palace ? https://www.thenational.scot/news/20204541.prince-andrew-sent-scotland-rebuild-life/ As long as he gets similar level of housing as other asylum seekers, I am all for it. Can imagine him being chased round Wester Hailes by the wee radges on BMX bikes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSaints1877 Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Stick him where Saville used to live. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: FTFY, but seriously, unless you live in Balmoral and limit life to areas around it in a manner similar to living in Castle Huntly, how out of touch do you have to be in order to think that Scotland is a better place to rebuild? It's a bit of an indictment of the media. If you're up to no good, just head north and most will lose interest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Eta: anyone fancy laying stones on a hillside of an adjacent estate, spelling NONCE in 10m high letters? Would a Lottery Funding Grant Application for this worthy community project be successful, do you think ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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