Jacksgranda Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Oh, the Paedo Duke of York, Of Titles he had many, Then he pissed off His dear auld maw, And now he husnae got any........ Needs a bit of work, but not bad for a first draft Edited January 13, 2022 by Jacksgranda 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DiegoDiego Posted January 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 13, 2022 Needs a bit of work, but not bad for a first draftOh, the peado Duke of York,He claimed he couldn't sweat,He was up to his nutsIn jailbait guts,But he's not in prison yet. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm only posting this cos it came up in a quiz the other day, but Princess Anne already has a criminal record. She appeared in court in 2002 after her dog attacked two kids. Not sure if she was ever referred to as the defendant. Still., you're right thouhg. It's glorious. She releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Newsnight? Yeah I'll appear on that. After all. What's the worst that could happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 The grand old Duke of York, He said he doesn’t sweat, And couldn’t shag a lassie, That he never even met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 The grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He ate a pizza in Woking once And can remember exactly when 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Big Fifer said: Indeed. I notice her lawyer was in the press saying that money alone wouldn't cut it What about a title and a couple of houses? You can't say fairer than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Todd_is_God Posted January 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 13, 2022 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Arch Stanton Posted January 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 13, 2022 If Andrew pays the SFA £250k does he get to keep his titles? 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) On 12/01/2022 at 15:26, Day of the Lords said: Glorious, a genuine no win situation for the sweaty nonce. Either: 1) public humiliation in a cross examination, or 2) an out of court settlement costing millions and finishing what's left of his tawdry reputation. Option 2 should also ensure plenty of hard questions about the future of the royal parasites given that the public will essentially be paying out millions to avoid the Queen being too embarrassed by her paedophile son. Given how he handled EM's gentle lobs on the BBC interview I think he'd be better off choosing Option 2 rather than facing a sharp & hostile Yank lawyer - who knows what self incriminating gaffs he might let slip out in these circumstances? Edited January 13, 2022 by btb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, btb said: Given how he handled EM's gentle lobs on the BBC interview I think he'd be better of choosing Option 2 rather than facing a sharp & hostile Yank lawyer - who knows what self incriminating gaffs he might let slip out in these circumstances? Court would be a bit like this. Edited January 13, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, btb said: Given how he handled EM's gentle lobs on the BBC interview I think he'd be better of choosing Option 2 rather than facing a sharp & hostile Yank lawyer - who knows what self incriminating gaffs he might let slip out in these circumstances? "I haven't mentioned this until now for the sake of national security, but I have a body double, who is able to sweat. When you're as important as I am, having one is essential, and it was him there that day, whilst I was shooting on the estate at Balmoral with no potential alibi's in a 20 mile radius" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Richard III no longer worst Duke of York ever. If they've taken away his HRH title does that mean instead of "Your Highness" us plebs can address him as "Oi, beast boy"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's only right. But if it come to it, I'd rather have him flying my helicopter than his Mum. She managed the parachute jump at the Olympics nae bother....... She'd skoosh handling a chopper. Are you aware of other revelations to be revealed about poor wee Andrew ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 You never like to see someone losing their job 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: You never like to see someone losing their job I reckon I'll be able to hold back the tears when Boris gets emptied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Richard III no longer worst Duke of York ever. If they've taken away his HRH title does that mean instead of "Your Highness" us plebs can address him as "Oi, beast boy"?What do you mean, without the bold Dickie no kid in Britain would know the colours of the Rainbow. Surely that already had him ahead of Randy ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: 55 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Richard III no longer worst Duke of York ever. If they've taken away his HRH title does that mean instead of "Your Highness" us plebs can address him as "Oi, beast boy"? What do you mean, without the bold Dickie no kid in Britain would know the colours of the Rainbow. Surely that already had him ahead of Randy ? Whenever I'm spending Drogna on the Planet Arg (while avoiding the Vortex) I always thank Richard of York (Obscure tv reference for the 80s kids there) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Fairly sure I've heard folk say that Andrew demands to be addressed as HRH around Balmoral parts, so for him to lose this is nothing less than glorious. "A'rite Drew..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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