Detournement Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 The Nonce will get off on some sort of technicality. The Americans aren't daft, you've got to look after your lapdog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: He’s doing a shite job. The fact that he’s not been sacked is down to nepotism. We've not heard from him in two millennia, and all he's had to do is sit on his Da's hand for all that time. Definition of "jobs for the boys". I'm sure we'd all love the opportunity to pay the bills by being fingered by an elderly man, Jesus, but some of us have to work for a living 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 hours ago, EH75 said: Was there not a lot of dodgy commentary in the mainstream red tops in the lead up to Charlotte Church's 16th as well? Mad to think this sort of thing was socially acceptable in the early 2000s. Considering that, in that era, my generation were shaking their heads about dodgy sexual behaviour in the Seventies, I've got a feeling that I'll live to see people looking back on the 2020s with distain for the noncery that the rich and/or powerful were able to get away with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Nah, it goes in cycles. We're just going through another Victorian age of prissiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Nah, it goes in cycles. We're just going through another Victorian age of prissiness. Pretty sure they had the horn for kids too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: Pretty sure they had the horn for kids too. Yup - and they tutted loudly about it from behind the parlour curtains. Nowadays we do our tutting by social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Meldrew said: having sex with a 17 year old girl is creepy ? britain really has gone to the dogs. Hide contents jk "Aged 16 today and topless for 1st time" Hmmmmm... 3 options here: 1. The Sport were capable of doing a topless shoot in the early hours of her birthday and somehow managed to get it printed and distributed to into newsagents around the country by ~6am. I think we can safely rule this option out, leaving one of the two below. 2. They did a photoshoot of a topless 15 year old for it to be published on her 16th birthday. Beast behaviour. 3. It's all lies and not really her birthday. Edited August 10, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: "Aged 16 today and topless for 1st time" Hmmmmm... 3 options here: 1. The Sport were capable of doing a topless shoot in the early hours of her birthday and somehow managed to get it printed and distributed to into newsagents around the country by ~6am. I think we can safely rule this option out, leaving one of the two below 2. They did a photoshoot of a topless 15 year old for it to be published on her 16th birthday. Beast behaviour. 3. They lied to make people think they went for beast option #2. Apparently she was born on the 7th of August, so if that's the cover date on that issue, it's child porn. Illegal either way now, as the law was changed in 2003 to make 18 the minimum age for "glamour" modelling, and why am I continuing to incriminate myself by relaying this. Edited August 10, 2021 by BFTD Apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: "Aged 16 today and topless for 1st time" Hmmmmm... 3 options here: 1. The Sport were capable of doing a topless shoot in the early hours of her birthday and somehow managed to get it printed and distributed to into newsagents around the country by ~6am. I think we can safely rule this option out, leaving one of the two below. 2. They did a photoshoot of a topless 15 year old for it to be published on her 16th birthday. Beast behaviour. 3. It's all lies and not really her birthday. apparently she actually sent them photos when she was 15, they just snapped her in her underwear to go with the big reveal article nonce behaviour, {i think Sam Fox was also photographed at 15 and it was held back before going in the sun} nonce behaviour Edited August 10, 2021 by Meldrew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 34 minutes ago, BFTD said: Apparently she was born on the 7th of August, so if that's the cover date on that issue, it's child porn. Illegal either way now, as the law was changed in 2003 to make 18 the minimum age for "glamour" modelling, and why am I continuing to incriminate myself by relaying this. No it wasn't child porn. Back in the 90s it was still legal for 16 year olds to be topless models. Edited August 10, 2021 by strichener Corrected mistype of 15 to 16. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, strichener said: Back in the 90s it was still legal for 15 year olds to be topless models. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, strichener said: No it wasn't child porn. Back in the 90s it was still legal for 15 year olds to be topless models. FWIW, a former colleague of mine was in a glam metal band that nobody will have heard of unless they saw them play a local pub a couple of times. I can't even remember it's name. He was absolutely convinced that they were going to be the next big thing and believed he was a rockstar to the point that he tried to make out he was the 'f*** all night and party all day' type. Anyway, after his 'tour of Sweden', which was basically playing a few venues around Gothenburg during his work holiday, he thought it would be a clever idea to boast about his foursome with an ugly band member and two 15 year Swedes. Let's just say that this isn't the sort of thing you share with colleagues at elevenses in the common room area... What he expected: Reality: ... with a complete ripping forever more. Edited August 11, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 hours ago, strichener said: No it wasn't child porn. Back in the 90s it was still legal for 16 year olds to be topless models. If you read back, the point was that she must have been 15 when the pictures were taken. I don't think the "well, she's 16 now" defence plays well, and Monday morning in the 5th form break room must have been interesting. Maybe her mum sent in a letter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/aug/10/prince-andrew-sweating-lawsuit-duke-york-virginia-giuffre "All sorts of claims have been made about this photograph and what it shows. Placing those allegations and denials to one side for a moment, let’s just focus on what we can see, and ask ourselves a basic question. Namely: what are three big-hitters in their 40s doing hanging round late at night with a 17-year-old runaway?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 (edited) 14 hours ago, The Moonster said: If there are folk out there preaching when they don't believe a word of it then they are utter fucking c***s. How is it any different to someone flogging pseudo-science bullshit like those Ion bands that apparently cleanse your soul and make you happy, or similar snake oil salesman pish? Some clergymen believe their role is all about pastoral care, and although they are every bit as atheist as I am, they don't regard that as a problem when it comes to how they interact with the public. Personally, I couldn't give a shit about whether they actually believe in the divine or not, what concerns me more is that the church is so fucking pompous that it can't see a problem with completely unqualified and unmonitored individuals acting as ad-hoc bereavement counsellors, sex therapists, relationship counsellors, mediators, moral guardians, tutors, teachers, befrienders, psychiatrists etc Edited August 11, 2021 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/aug/10/prince-andrew-sweating-lawsuit-duke-york-virginia-giuffre "All sorts of claims have been made about this photograph and what it shows. Placing those allegations and denials to one side for a moment, let’s just focus on what we can see, and ask ourselves a basic question. Namely: what are three big-hitters in their 40s doing hanging round late at night with a 17-year-old runaway?" He was just there for tea and, ahem crumpets. Edited August 11, 2021 by Theroadlesstravelled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Lock up your kids in the north east he has arrived at balmoral 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Have to say I do object to the English Head of State secreting her nonce offspring away from justice in my country. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Lock up your kids in the north east he has arrived at balmoral 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: FWIW, a former colleague of mine was in a glam metal band that nobody will have heard of unless they saw them play a local pub a couple of times. I can't even remember it's name. He was absolutely convinced that they were going to be the next big thing and believed he was a rockstar to the point that he tried to make out he was the 'f*** all night and party all day' type. Anyway, after his 'tour of Sweden', which was basically playing a few venues around Gothenburg during his work holiday, he thought it would be a clever idea to boast about his foursome with an ugly band member and two 15 year Swedes. Let's just say that this isn't the sort of thing you share with colleagues at elevenses in the common room area... Reveal hidden contents What he expected: Reality: ... with a complete ripping forever more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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