Shotgun Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 5 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Uhhhhhh "Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor, you stand accused of multiple counts of paedophilia. What do you have to say in your defence?" "Well, I'm not a superhuman saint." "Fair enough, case dismissed." Wow. Just fucking wow. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 6 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Uhhhhhh Quote “Everybody makes mistakes, everybody is human. I am not commenting on any member of the royal family except to say that I am astonished at what a gift they are to this country.” https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/archbishop-of-canterbury-justin-welby-uk-future_uk_5df72d12e4b047e8889fc096?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmluZy5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJnwuQzOi705XbcWoUGvDE1DhCMthLFRMienhMlnAJf6XKPGxohRpQrZLMWLWL7OOFRf4LLnXDk9A44h94IoNRLsgEuinNUPBtbNpjo4yLBw-W29T0s6LQRgokb8M2aO4iBUGEUICNMPVOaEKlrkAG_TcEPks_DqEXkm4BdS6JLc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Saints are supposed to be pretty great humans anyway, but a superhuman saint? That's like Captain America or Aquaman getting sainted. So the bar of not being a nonce is set at 'King of Atlantis', 'Son of Krypton', 'WW2 Super Serum Soldier', 'Amazonian Princess', 'Wisecracking New York teenager bitten by a radioactive spider' or 'Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanropist' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Saints are supposed to be pretty great humans anyway, but a superhuman saint? That's like Captain America or Aquaman getting sainted. So the bar of not being a nonce is set at 'King of Atlantis', 'Son of Krypton', 'WW2 Super Serum Soldier', 'Amazonian Princess', 'Wisecracking New York teenager bitten by a radioactive spider' or 'Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanropist' Depends on whether this refers to Iron Man or Batman... Edited August 6, 2020 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Depends on whether this refers to Iron Man or Batman... Batman is seemingly the world's greatest detective but I don't think he a genius. Definitely very intelligent, but he did once have a Bat credit card which would surely have required him to put down Wayne Manor as a home address for it to be posted out, blowing a rather large hole in an already flimsy disguise. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Batman is seemingly the world's greatest detective but I don't think he a genius. Definitely very intelligent, but he did once have a Bat credit card which would surely have required him to put down Wayne Manor as a home address for it to be posted out, blowing a rather large hole in an already flimsy disguise. TBF I was more worried about the number of young boys and girls he takes into his care and "trains". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: TBF I was more worried about the number of young boys and girls he takes into his care and "trains". I used to have a horrible theory about the bat chute (the one he takes to get down to the cave to suit up). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I’m going to try the “superhuman saints” line the next time I get caught with an escort.What did you use when you were caught the last time??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Religious leaders, gotta love them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 TBF I was more worried about the number of young boys and girls he takes into his care and "trains".Not having this Batman is a nonce stuff, if anything it's that creep Superman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Archbishop of Canterbury has wrong un all over him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Of the many, many ways in which that statement is funny I think the head of the church of England saying you can't expect anyone to be a saint is the best. He's not the head of the church though. His boss happens to be the mother of the nonce in question, which I'm sure has no relevance to the discussion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 "Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor, you stand accused of multiple counts of paedophilia. What do you have to say in your defence?" "Well, I'm not a superhuman saint." "Fair enough, case dismissed." Wow. Just fucking wow.Fear not, once Her Maj pegs it the decline of The Firm will commence. Whilst a great number of people have no great affection for the royals, there is a strong well of residual respect for the Queen. That will evaporate pronto when Charles ascends to the throne, and the current promotion of Prince Willie as just one the lads with Crouchy & Crew will cut little ice with the huge number of young Britons currently facing a very uncertain future. As for the Archbishop, he is simply demonstrating why the CoE is dying on its feet. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said: 7 hours ago, Shotgun said: "Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor, you stand accused of multiple counts of paedophilia. What do you have to say in your defence?" "Well, I'm not a superhuman saint." "Fair enough, case dismissed." Wow. Just fucking wow. Fear not, once Her Maj pegs it the decline of The Firm will commence. Whilst a great number of people have no great affection for the royals, there is a strong well of residual respect for the Queen. That will evaporate pronto when Charles ascends to the throne, and the current promotion of Prince Willie as just one the lads with Crouchy & Crew will cut little ice with the huge number of young Britons currently facing a very uncertain future. As for the Archbishop, he is simply demonstrating why the CoE is dying on its feet. It's ok not to be ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said: Fear not, once Her Maj pegs it the decline of The Firm will commence. Whilst a great number of people have no great affection for the royals, there is a strong well of residual respect for the Queen. That will evaporate pronto when Charles ascends to the throne, and the current promotion of Prince Willie as just one the lads with Crouchy & Crew will cut little ice with the huge number of young Britons currently facing a very uncertain future. As for the Archbishop, he is simply demonstrating why the CoE is dying on its feet. I fear that Chuckles, the man derided by all for decades as a jug-eared fruitcake who talks to plants , holds childish political views, and broke the heart of poor Our Lady Diana, Queen of Hearts, will be swiftly reinvented as a venerable elder statesman who invokes genuine respect from the world, and every c**t will step into line like the obedient subjects they are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Religious leaders, gotta love them! What the hell would a senior clergyman know about the sexual abuse of young people anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Imagine thinking that you have to be a Superhuman Saint to not be a nonce. I suppose it is the church though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Nobody expects him to be a superhuman saint, but they don't expect him to be a paedophile instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Quick google tells me there are about 10,000 saints out of the 107 billion people who have ever lived. So by the archbish's count only about 1 in 10 million can be trusted not to molest kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) Eugenie is pregnant. Andrew will be delighted, being a Dad again will take his mind off things and cheer up the nation. Edited September 25, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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