Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 minute ago, doulikefish said: Wid He probably did... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 minute ago, doulikefish said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Who is going to take one for the team to bury this story? The Queen is the obvious but maybe nuclear option. Phil the Greek will have his eye on Meghan and would be an easy hit, but unlikely to yield the same weeks of fawning as her Madge. Think she needs to play a captains role here. It is winter after all... Fcuk. She’s brought in experienced help for the remainder of the season. Could be the break the Nonce needs. Nonce drops quietly to the bench, and a back four of Wills, Harry, Beatrice and Eugenie steady the ship. Ideal for the upcoming away trip to Roy Hodgson’s Palace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RandomGuy. Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Who is going to take one for the team to bury this story? The Queen is the obvious but maybe nuclear option. Phil the Greek will have his eye on Meghan and would be an easy hit, but unlikely to yield the same weeks of fawning as her Madge. Think she needs to play a captains role here. It is winter after all... Camilla has been "ill" for the past week, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Camilla has been "ill" for the past week, apparently. Not a lot of public sympathy there. Seems an odd choice. I genuinely think they might have to sacrifice their Queen here.... Interesting tactical battle anyway. One for the purists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 An opportunity to clean (Buck) house imo. Charles and Camilla, Andy and Fergie, Meghan and Harry all to be taken on a mini-bus joy-ride round Paris with Big Phil at the wheel. The sun can be a nasty hazard in those tunnels. I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Is that Maggie May? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 12 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Nicholas Witchell is an even bigger c**t than Prince Andrew I’ve never heard of him but I think he’s a c**t for turning the first letter of his surname upside down and think it’s acceptable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Everybody: Silence Prince Andrew: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 19 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: 1984 ffs. Hes the next saville Saville was similarly outed by Jerry Sadowitz in 1987 and no one listened to him either. The following was said during a live show at The Edinburgh Fringe and was released on an album which was later withdrawn due to fears that Safowitz had libelled Saville. ‘There have been serious allegations of child abuse in Cleveland. To my mind there is only one way to find out whether this is true or not and that’s to . . . CALL IN JIMMY SAVILE! You can’t afford to f*** about! Bring in an expert! Am I right? A friend of mine reckons Jimmy Savile is a paedophile. Rubbish — he’s a child-bender! That’s why he does all the f****** charity work: it’s to gain public sympathy for when his f****** case comes up.’ At the time Sadowitz also had a tv series on BBC which was cancelled and as far as I know , the guy has never worked on tv since ........ simply for telling the fucking truth ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 12 hours ago, coprolite said: What the f**k is that? The terrahawks are real It’s obviously Jimmy Savilles twin sister 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said: It’s obviously Jimmy Savilles twin sister Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh. Andy? Yeah. Mick? OK. Alright fellas.... let’s go! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 13 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Camilla has been "ill" for the past week, apparently. Just saw footage of her and Charles doing some of their serious graft in New Zealand and she looked fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I see the, erm, affair is starting to affect his relations with some of the charidee organizations he's associated with considering his role and sponsors pulling out (ooh err missus!). As one of the supposed reasons for the continued existence of the royal family being their extensive charidee "work" it can't be long before he is banished to one of the few remaining island outposts we still hold, maybe one in the Pacific that was used for nuclear testing back in the day - hot, hot, hot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Why not send him back to the Falklands. Without his helicopter this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Why not send him back to the Falklands. Without his helicopter this time. Hmmmm, then he wouldn’t be able to ask young girls if they’d like to see his chopper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Why not send him back to the Falklands. Without his helicopter this time. Then he'll get licence to p-p-p-p-pick up a young rockhopper, but claim he was having a small macaroni in another piece 'a land in Antarctica. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pozbaird Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 From today’s BBC website. Lizzy Windsor has ordered one for Andrew’s Christmas. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50469405 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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