HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Pointless thread. Magee will be round soon enough to tell everyone that their virgins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I was 17 and it was with my girlfriend at the time, I didn't know how to ask if she wanted pumped so I was patiently waiting, was about a month into the relationship where she walked into my room and put two condoms on the bedside table and I knew I was about to do the do. I then gave her the worst 20 seconds of straight missionary she's ever seen. Will from the inbetweeners style shagging. No wonder she cheated on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 16 years old with a larger girl called Vicki, lasted about a minute. I've still got her on Facebook and ironically she's still a large girl called Vicki. Unfortunately at the time she detailed all our sexual goings on in her diary which her father found so when I popped around for round two I was chased down the street by a rather irate father. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 That was a weird w**k for Vicki's da. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: 16 years old with a larger girl called Vicki, lasted about a minute. I've still got her on Facebook and ironically she's still a large girl called Vicki. Unfortunately at the time she detailed all our sexual goings on in her diary which her father found so when I popped around for round two I was chased down the street by a rather irate father. "Nobody told me that boys sob uncontrollably afterwards. Strangely, he was reciting the line up of the 1992 Challenge Cup winning team out loud to "keep the wolves from the door". I hope next time he manages to get to the midfield" Edited November 7, 2019 by KnightswoodBear 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 16 years old with a larger girl called Vicki, lasted about a minute. I've still got her on Facebook and ironically she's still a large girl called Vicki. Unfortunately at the time she detailed all our sexual goings on in her diary which her father found so when I popped around for round two I was chased down the street by a rather irate father. Take it he never caught you on account of how quick you were? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: Knee deep in clunge since I was 15 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Meatloaf had a bit of a time of it too . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, staggy1929 said: I was 17 and it was with my girlfriend at the time, I didn't know how to ask if she wanted pumped so I was patiently waiting, was about a month into the relationship where she walked into my room and put two condoms on the bedside table and I knew I was about to do the do. I then gave her the worst 20 seconds of straight missionary she's ever seen. Will from the inbetweeners style shagging. No wonder she cheated on me. Sounds like she was planning to no matter your performance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, hk blues said: Sounds like she was planning to no matter your performance Should've known well in advance, her walking in the next time she was round with a limp and a sore arse was a bit of a giveaway tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 17 I think, with a bird from Lossie who worked with me in Asda. We went out for about 6 months. Wasn't her first time thats for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 One hour, ffs. Wid. Before anyone asks, no I would not prefer a pigs head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Scan Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Cerberus said: My neighbour’s school chum. I was only 11 or 12. She was a little bit older. I found out 7 or 8 years later that her dad was an alcoholic and she had a really hard childhood when I knew her. Older men used to come round to her house and shag her. A number of years ago she set her home on fire to try and kill herself. Catherine Cookson found 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 All girls’ halls of residence at uni was known as the Virgin Megastore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 hours ago, staggy1929 said: I was 17 and it was with my girlfriend at the time, I didn't know how to ask if she wanted pumped so I was patiently waiting, was about a month into the relationship where she walked into my room and put two condoms on the bedside table and I knew I was about to do the do. I then gave her the worst 20 seconds of straight missionary she's ever seen. Will from the inbetweeners style shagging. No wonder she cheated on me. Two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 TIs daughter won’t be posting on this threadhttps://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/07/ti-rapper-daughter-hymen-check-outrage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Two? Maybe she thought i'd have trouble with one of them or maybe it was gonna snap or something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 hours ago, staggy1929 said: I was 17 and it was with my girlfriend at the time, I didn't know how to ask if she wanted pumped so I was patiently waiting, was about a month into the relationship where she walked into my room and put two condoms on the bedside table and I knew I was about to do the do. I then gave her the worst 20 seconds of straight missionary she's ever seen. Will from the inbetweeners style shagging. No wonder she cheated on me. Double bagged or are you double dicked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Maybe she thought i'd have trouble with one of them or maybe it was gonna snap or something For round 2 after the inevitable 1 minute first performance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Maybe she thought i'd have trouble with one of them or maybe it was gonna snap or something I can't think of a single other reason, unless you were staying overnight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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