hearthammer Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 If you're struggling to find that special gift for the love of your life, then . . . . . . . https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4924007/scots-disgustin-meme-christmas-jumper-viral-unflushed-poop/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 On 07/11/2019 at 08:49, hearthammer said: If you're struggling to find that special gift for the love of your life, then . . . . . . . https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4924007/scots-disgustin-meme-christmas-jumper-viral-unflushed-poop/ said it before and ill say it again-we live in great times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Spending Christmas at my parents this year. That means we’ll have a few beers, bet on how long it takes for my dad to fall asleep and watch whatever shite is on telly. Last year it was at her families. Prayers before starter, main & Dessert. No television bar the queens speech and we got a rendition of how everyone at the local church was spending their Christmas. We escaped before they could suggest the evening service. I have almost finished my Christmas shopping too. Which is unheard of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, mizfit said: Spending Christmas at my parents this year. That means we’ll have a few beers, bet on how long it takes for my dad to fall asleep and watch whatever shite is on telly. Last year it was at her families. Prayers before starter, main & Dessert. No television bar the queens speech and we got a rendition of how everyone at the local church was spending their Christmas. We escaped before they could suggest the evening service. I have almost finished my Christmas shopping too. Which is unheard of. What did you get me? Or are you one of those traditional types that insists on not opening presents until the day itself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 What did you get me? Or are you one of those traditional types that insists on not opening presents until the day itself?A boot in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 minute ago, mizfit said: A boot in the pie. Accepted in the spirit it was intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 found out today that my local pub will be hosting a 'tractor rally' and a barbecue on boxing day; local football fixtures distinctly unappetising, so it'll be admiring finely turned-out agricultural machinery and some sausages on a stick for me - f**k yeah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Started Christmas shopping today. One down, 6 (possibly 9) to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 12, 2019 Author Share Posted November 12, 2019 Best Christmas movies-Batman 2ElfEmmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 As is traditional, I intend to sit the family down in front of A Serbian Film to demonstrate that, no matter how bad our festivities have been, they could have been so much worse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 As is traditional, I intend to sit the family down in front of A Serbian Film to demonstrate that, no matter how bad our festivities have been, they could have been so much worse.I physically can't watch that ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I physically can't watch that ever again.Same, TBH. I was only kidding.I'll be in the other room on P&B while they're strapped down with it, like Alex DeLarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Best Christmas movies-Batman 2ElfEmmet Otter’s Jug-Band ChristmasNo, the answer to this is always Die Hard. (It's a Wonderful Life is also an acceptable answer). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 37 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: As is traditional, I intend to sit the family down in front of A Serbian Film to demonstrate that, no matter how bad our festivities have been, they could have been so much worse. Is that the hammer one or was that Ukrainian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 18:11, mizfit said: Last year it was at her families. Prayers before starter, main & Dessert. No television bar the queens speech and we got a rendition of how everyone at the local church was spending their Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that the hammer one or was that Ukrainian? What what? Indulge me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Is that the hammer one or was that Ukrainian?No, that was real. Couple of Ukrainian psychos slowly beating some poor auld b*****d to death with a hammer and screwdriver.Got to wonder if he sassed them on Pierogi & Bovrilska. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 What what? Indulge me!Baracas will send you a link. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Not really cared for Christmas the past couple years, but looking forward to it this year. Went and picked out a tree on Sunday, collect that on the 15th of December. Got an email at work today giving us our festive opening times, being very kind and giving us an additional day off. Luckily I had pre booked a bit of leave in the event of them being stingy c***s. Only 26.5 working days left, and then that's me until the 6th Jan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 12, 2019 Author Share Posted November 12, 2019 Not really cared for Christmas the past couple years, but looking forward to it this year. Went and picked out a tree on Sunday, collect that on the 15th of December. Got an email at work today giving us our festive opening times, being very kind and giving us an additional day off. Luckily I had pre booked a bit of leave in the event of them being stingy c***s. Only 26.5 working days left, and then that's me until the 6th Jan. Nice.Hope you have a good Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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